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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I am coming over tomorrow so you can fist my ass" got this for a guy I had never spoken to before.
surprisingly my answer was "no your not"  "
Ouch, mine just clenched! Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I buy your pants x
Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack 
He offered £40 a pair x"
Should've made money off him! :p surely your fella wouldn't mind wearing the pair of pants for the day! For a share of the profits! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was under the impression we can't quote private messages, so I will summarise by saying some bloody odd stuff which made me go  "
Inbox me? I'm intrigued! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I buy your pants x
Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack
He offered £40 a pair x
Should've made money off him! :p surely your fella wouldn't mind wearing the pair of pants for the day! For a share of the profits! "
Part from dress up I don't own any x |
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I've had quite a few
Can I take you shoe shopping?
Can you smoke for me?
And the one I get fairly often ..... Would you consider using me as a human toilet? - he wants me to sit on his lap and shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I buy your pants x
Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack
He offered £40 a pair x
Should've made money off him! :p surely your fella wouldn't mind wearing the pair of pants for the day! For a share of the profits!
Part from dress up I don't own any x"
Should get some!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few
Can I take you shoe shopping?
Can you smoke for me?
And the one I get fairly often ..... Would you consider using me as a human toilet? - he wants me to sit on his lap and shit."
How do you even respond to that last one? Shudder. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing "
Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing "
Oh where's your sense of adventure, girl
Surely EVERYONE'S tried that ? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing
Oh where's your sense of adventure, girl
Surely EVERYONE'S tried that ?"
Well there was this one time, at band camp..... |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing
Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet "
I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing
Oh where's your sense of adventure, girl
Surely EVERYONE'S tried that ?
Well there was this one time, at band camp....."
Oh. I wonder if we go to the same band camp? Can't beat a good band camp is what I say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing
Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet
I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao "
We have a long list of things that we would love to do with you HP, but the above is definitely not one of them!!! lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a regular if I was your boyfriend story... That end up with me forcing him to get gangbanged by more than 10 men.....
A couple regularly asking me to get pregnant
And there's always something to do with shit or vomit mixed in there too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I buy your pants x
Howmuch did he offer? I'd sell a pair of jeans happily! Haha, or just go buy a multi pack
He offered £40 a pair x"
Anyone can have my old pants for £20 |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing
Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet
I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao
We have a long list of things that we would love to do with you HP, but the above is definitely not one of them!!! lol x "
Thank fook for that.....!
So then, about this list, tell me more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least its not just me then
The thing i get asked most is how much (all have been reported)
Then will i use them as a toilet
Then the not weird but different
Shoe shopping and foot worship,
Mummy roleplay, offering to buy dirty hoisery and underwear
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At least its not just me then
The thing i get asked most is how much (all have been reported)
Then will i use them as a toilet
Then the not weird but different
Shoe shopping and foot worship,
Mummy roleplay, offering to buy dirty hoisery and underwear
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not nice babe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was someone wanting to shit in my mouth whilst watching me play with myself, he then wanted me to kiss him whilst he wanked.....
Thanks, but not my thing
Yea, sorry bout that, I'd had one too many JD's which had a negative effect on my high fibre diet
I would keep drinking if I thought you wanted to do that to me - only hope in hell of it happening! lmfao
We have a long list of things that we would love to do with you HP, but the above is definitely not one of them!!! lol x
Thank fook for that.....!
So then, about this list, tell me more "
We don't tell, we show  |
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The most unusual request (thats repeatable) is a professional couple who contacted me via another site.
They were both professional, in their late 40's, but she asked me to turn up to a proposed meeting with a french branded cosmetic assortment! I gave a polite decline, but to this day, I have no concept of why cosmetics would give a kink during a meeting.
I'm all for pushing the boundaries out, but the thought of a "Rocky Horror" swing meet with Tim Curry didn't inspire me.
Damm'it Janet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As if by magic he appears again....
I get this message at least 4 times a week.
Have you ever thought about guys ganging up on you.. Rubbing on you until you ant handle it anymore? Proper gang fuck you.. Thought about it and wanted to experience it for real? Is it bad that I sort of think, every girl at some stage would love to be turned into a dumb drooling little fuck toy with no control and made to be fucked like a horny slut??
Mmm how many guys would be too many for you to handle.. ud not be able to say no.. in fact they’d tease you more so you can’t say no as your wet panties are pulled down ur legs? they fuck you harder to make you say you need their cocks..
Is it bad if I was your b,f.. that once they fuck you once,, their cocks would start to own your pussy more than me?? |
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"What is the weirdest thing that's been sent to you via your inbox, be it message, photo or anything else.  "
Are you animal lovers, do you want to play with our dog?"
Being new, and naïve, we thought they meant, do we like dogs.
A few messages later, and the penny dropped, they wernt asking if we wanted to play "fetch" with Fido.... I think you know what we are getting at!!!
Blocked!
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