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By *heoralexpert OP Man
over a year ago
Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY |
So what was the naughtiest thing you did in school / collage or at the youth club ??? X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing!
I was a  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was rehearsing my part as a munchkin in the school play on a Saturday morning. I got bo_ed and let myself into a science lab, lit a Bunsen burner and just started burning a pile of nearby papers into the sink. Thought nothing more of it until Monday morning when it was announced that someone had set fire to the 5th year mock exam papers  . I was shitting myself you quite some time, but I was never found out.
I never told a soul until years aftef I left school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scrumping at the nearby allotments for fruit and veg lol....Rock and Roll lifestyle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was a good girl - never da_ed be naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went out clubbing sat night ( used my sisters id) met a guy... went school Monday to find out the guy was our temp teacher while normal teacher was on maternity leave. ...  |
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Stole underwear etc a few times as I was too embarrased to buy it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to school 5 minutes late once  |
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Locked myself out of the house aged 14 when dad was away and I was supposed to be staying at friends. Tried to prise the window open with a golf club and the whole window fitting fell off...into my dads merc. Window smashed, car bonnet smashed, windscreen smashed. Totally busted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stole me dads Austin princess and crashed it 20yards down the road into a neighbours chevette ?????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stole a lorry when gypsies camped near our village -ended up smashed in the front end. They were going to kill someone for that little incident.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stole some knickers when I was about 15 as too young and embarrassed to buy my own |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a toddler I used to put shoes makeup down the toilet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and my mates had a weird fasination with stealing street signs when we were about 15. At one point I had 4 (2 of the same one)..
Sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh it's all coming back now When I was around 5 yrs old, I used to invite my friends over and we would wee under my bed. It was only when my mum noticed a nasty smell and moved my bed did she discover many little wee stains.
I used to like peeing on things.
A x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ridiculously well behaved at school. Captain of the netball team and the Debating Society, member of the orchestra and choir, church choir, Prefect and then Head Girl.
Crikey, I must have been an insufferable spod!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got caught breaking into our school, got caught in a mass riot with a neighbouring school and got caught vandalising the underpass to the school when it had just been repainted. I quietened down a bit once I went to high school. |
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in the height of summer when i was about 13 i burnt the local nature reserve down. took fire brigade 3 days to put it out. (it was a accident i promise) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what was the naughtiest thing you did in school / collage or at the youth club ??? X "
are you going to tell us what ur naughty deed was ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some wicked posts on here you naughty people
So the naughtiest thing I did was when I was at school I was in an English lesson i really really really fancied the teacher and this particular day she was showing off a little flesh by this I mean showing off her cleavage and was wear a short skirt so I lobbed my cock out under the desk and had a wank over her while she was only around 5 foot away from me only while I was wanking I kept banging my hand on the under neither of the desk fair to say I got expelled for a week in which I just took it as a week off haha xxx "
I must be going blind hehe x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flooded the library by leaving a tap on in the above science lab.
Locked the music teacher in a storage room last lesson and went home.
Stuck condoms onto teachers car exhaust pipes.
My aunt glued the tables together in the library at the same school, so it must run in the family.
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Me and my mate went to a very strict Grammar School - but at lunchtimes we'd put on our coats, go out of school and go to the local pub for a beer and a sandwich. We could both have been expelled if we'd been caught - and just think how different my life would have been if that had happened. And to cap it all, our English teacher saw us there most days but he never said anything, bless him - he was a real free spirit! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"So what was the naughtiest thing you did in school / collage or at the youth club ??? X "
i am really tempted to say "10 stretch for armed robery"...... if only it were true....  |
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Had some dirty pics under my pillow and my mum saw them. :O |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was 13, I used bike to where pheasants were being raised for a shoot, I'd wring a some necks and take a couple of brace to the local butcher the next day.
When I was 16 I used to steal my mother's car and go driving round the local town with the other twats.
When I was 17 I broke into a container, with my then boyfriend, that we'd been told was full of mini camcorders (I'm old), after we'd half loaded the van, the boyfriend decided to have a look at the merchandise. He opened a box and pulled out loads of what seemed like polystyrene chips. Couldn't find a camcorder, asked for a torch. We'd broken into a container full of cornflakes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol where do i start?
still never had a criminal record so proud of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There used to be a big water fountain on a roundabout where I lived when I was younger, me & a few mates each nicked bottles of fairy liquid from our houses, went to the fountain and emptied the contents, 5 minutes later, 4 roads closed due to the amount of bubbles! Police & fire brigade trying to find out how to turn it off but failing miserably.
We sat and admi_ed our creation from afar. It truly was a wonderful site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember when I was a kid I took some flowers from the grave yard for my Nan for mothers day
When she found out where they was from she frog marched me back to the church to put them back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was always naughty at school. The practical joker one would say. Spent many hours in the head teachers office but usually standing in a corner facing a wall. |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
Apparently as a toddler, I would bite the stockinged toes of my mum's friends when they visited if they dated to slip off their shoes..
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
"Apparently as a toddler, I would bite the stockinged toes of my mum's friends when they visited if they dated to slip off their shoes..
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da_ed |
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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
In school I was a perfect student.
Borrowed Street signs
Got d*unk before 18
Had sex with a married man whose child was in my year and class at school.. I didn't know at the time he was married or had kids. |
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I was never caught doing anything wrong, not even a detention. Far too crafty to get caught  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was snowing. So I went outside to build a snowman. There was a dead rat in the garden. So I cove_ed it in snow except for its tail.
When my little sister came out. I pointed to the rats tail and said. " pass me that stick for the snowman's nose. She picked up screamed. She is 46 now and is still traumatized when she sees a rat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was snowing. So I went outside to build a snowman. There was a dead rat in the garden. So I cove_ed it in snow except for its tail.
When my little sister came out. I pointed to the rats tail and said. " pass me that stick for the snowman's nose. She picked up screamed. She is 46 now and is still traumatized when she sees a rat "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was snowing. So I went outside to build a snowman. There was a dead rat in the garden. So I cove_ed it in snow except for its tail.
When my little sister came out. I pointed to the rats tail and said. " pass me that stick for the snowman's nose. She picked up screamed. She is 46 now and is still traumatized when she sees a rat
Genius "
she does not think so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was snowing. So I went outside to build a snowman. There was a dead rat in the garden. So I cove_ed it in snow except for its tail.
When my little sister came out. I pointed to the rats tail and said. " pass me that stick for the snowman's nose. She picked up screamed. She is 46 now and is still traumatized when she sees a rat
Genius she does not think so "
I'm sure she will forgive you.......... One day |
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Took the garden shears to the washing line - not sure why I did it but I remember my parents' reaction |
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The time I accidentally threw a hammer through the glass of the back door? |
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Or maybe - one of my fav tricks - slipping off whilst shopping, doing a couple of blocks and then handing myself in as 'lost' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was a complete geek. Well I still am really. I was in the school band, the maths club, the hockey squad, netball team and girls footy team. And I used to get really good grades.. Anyway because I was so good in school I used to get away with all sorts. People never used to even consider it could have been me. I used to getup to all kinds of daft shit. One day my friend da_ed me to sneak into the chemistry store cupboard one lunchtime. While I was in there I stole some magnesium ribbon, I wrapped it round the bottom of the nearest phone box and lit it. It popped the bottom bit off and my friend and I pinched all the money in it. We went out a couple of days later, and got his older brother to buy us drink with a load of 50p and 20p coins haha. |
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Possibly the time I begged and pleaded, pleaded and begged to be allowed to camp in the garden in a tent. My parents finally relented.
They woke up the next morning to find me, and the tent had vanished.
I got bo_ed in the middle of the night and upped sticks to a house down the road... |
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I wasn't that bad.
My friend Ross, for instance, was behaviourally disturbed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was too sca_ed to do anything slightly naughty when I was little
Aside from when I was about two... apparently I unwrapped ALL the presents under the tree a couple of days before Christmas. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Nothing too bad, was quite a well behaved kid.
Got accused of breaking a pool table, which was a bit harsh. I was only holding it when the legs fell off...
Set fire to a patio (accident), blew up a bin in the park and a couple of broken windows (that park really wasn't big enough for golf).
Also did the usual take the parents car for a joyride round the block thing... |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Nothing too bad, was quite a well behaved kid.
Got accused of breaking a pool table, which was a bit harsh. I was only holding it when the legs fell off...
Set fire to a patio (accident), blew up a bin in the park and a couple of broken windows (that park really wasn't big enough for golf).
Also did the usual take the parents car for a joyride round the block thing..."
Oh and used to raid the parents alcohol collection each night, make up a cocktail to drink on the way to school in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh I dressed up as a girl n walked through the town,,i was about 10 at the time,,not bad,quite innocent,,but boy oh boy where my parents confused,,but hey ho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naughtiest thing????
I grew up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hacked the school website to change the Calender to show that we had a teacher training day so my brother, my best mate and myself got an extra day off |
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By *vadownMan
over a year ago
Wickham |
some lad we knew was bullied by his dad, so one day we put dog shit in a brown paper bag with tissue paper and waited for him to come back from Sunday lunch pub session, and set it alight on his door step and knocked the door. funny as fuck when he started stamping. |
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Instigating food fights.
Singing Prince songs until I was kicked out of maths.
Telling the sex education teacher she knew sod all about contraception.
I was silly, not naughty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How much time do you have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let the handbrake off an old David Brown tractor with a trailer load of barley and didn't have the strength to pull it back on. It caree_ed towards an old farm hands house and nearly flattened it.
Quite literally got my Arse kicked for that (that was cool back then! Good ass whoopin' kept you grounded - in more ways than you'd planned)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Putting a rival netball teams clothes down the bog
Petty theft of smelly rubbers and records
Squeezing my friends gerbil too hard so it's eyes popped out (I was just trying to hold it and it was very wriggly)
Burying my pet mouse alive in a margerine tub for eating my sisters pet mouse whilt we had been away on holiday
and my personal favourite, chopping my little sister finger end off by slamming a door not knowing her fingers were in the door jamb!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got caught selling the black cover Pamela Anderson edition of playboy. Needless to say the vice principle 'confiscated' it |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Pissed about on the grounds of my primary school one weekend, set fire to some cans of Lynx, shot some windows with an air pistol etc. My antics were on the cover of the local paper the next day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate to be a fun spoiler, but where the hell are the mods?
Pretty sure that underage sexual activity isn't allowed to be discussed on the forums at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before the proper use of phones I used to write these really long love notes to this girl I fancied. Once as I was about to finish up my science teacher snuck up behind me and snatched the paper out of my hands. He then proceeded to read the whole thing in front of class. Christ I died!
So i took his wing mirrors off, slashed one of his tyres and wrote 'CUNT' down the back of his precious mini (not at school grounds though, he lived just around the corner from me. ) Never got caught |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I hate to be a fun spoiler, but where the hell are the mods?
Pretty sure that underage sexual activity isn't allowed to be discussed on the forums at all. "
Apologies for having a late Saturday night and a lie-in on Sunday morning over the bank holiday weekend |
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By *heoralexpert OP Man
over a year ago
Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY |
"In school I was a perfect student.
Borrowed Street signs
Got d*unk before 18
Had sex with a married man whose child was in my year and class at school.. I didn't know at the time he was married or had kids. "
Just pure fucking scruffy nothing else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what was the naughtiest thing you did in school / collage or at the youth club ??? X "
cannot say, as I would be jailed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots and lots |
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Put sleeping pills in the teachers tea when we were kept for detention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just to show how things have changed since I was a junior at a tiny village school the toilets of our school were pee stinking fly blown, green algaefied trough at the end of playground and the bogs were stinking chemical toilets. I'm talking late 1960s here.
One day I had a dare with a mate and we kicked the stinking brew over that was the chemical toilets. No idea why I did it and I got found out though and was caned for doing it. Needless to say the toilets were replaced soon after. Guess I was an early freedom fighter . How on earth that stinking shit hole existed I'll never know in the 1960s. Hey it's in my lifetime that such insanitary conditions existed at a village school.
I can also remember the toilet door made one of the goals at the far end and the alley way to the shit dump formed the other. The ball used to go in the goal and come out stinking of piss from the trough.
I can't believe I'm telling you this story but I tell you it's true. |
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Yea things have definately change I dont think drugging a teacher and the girls loosening her clothing wouldnt be taken too lightly these days . |
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"So what was the naughtiest thing you did in school / collage or at the youth club ??? X "
broke into the youth club and broke into the school(though i must say it was after I left the school that I did that.. I've still got a load of those pencils with. name and class on the side of them.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate to be a fun spoiler, but where the hell are the mods?
Pretty sure that underage sexual activity isn't allowed to be discussed on the forums at all. "
Lovely |
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"Stole me dads Austin princess and crashed it 20yards down the road into a neighbours chevette ??????????"
They deserved each other! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No comment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cant say . I,ll get told off again by someone very very sab |
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Had sex with a lad in the dark room whilst we waited for pics to develop in art.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shoplifted condoms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still feel really bad about this, but one Christmas time I used to open all the Christmas cards as they came through post. I opened one and it has £30 pounds in it; was a little perplexed as I had no idea who it was from and then looked on the front and noticed that it has been sent to the wrong address and completely different street. I pocketed the £10 and put the £20 back in the card resealed the envelope and put it back in the post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nearly set fire to the house with an advent candle when I was seven |
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Super-glued my younger sister's hands together which resulted in a whole day in A&E washing her hands with soap. She used my Avon Little Blossom nail varnish.
I also cut all her hair off playing hairdressers. |
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Used to play army with my mates, using air rifles, shooting aerosol cans to make explosions and fireing fireworks down tubes as bazooka's
Got hit more than once but we all have our own eyes and fingers so its all good. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Im still having to take posts off so Im closing this now sorry |
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