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The ones that say 'open minded' but aren't.
The ones that demand a code word.
The ones with the pointless Sydney Uni warning.
The ones that say 'professional' but can't spell.
The ones that say lots but actually say very little. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"General angry rants are off putting....agreed "
I know why they are there and codewords are for a reason on reading profiles but it is very negative and off putting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sooooo
Many
A status saying ' oooooh what to do today '
'Thanks for last night'
'Who's going to chams'
A profile life story
'Come get me boys'
'Ooooh I'm all wet'
Who is Sydney anyway??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rants like "FFS SO SICK OF TIME WASTERS READ MY FUCKING PROFILE" etc etc
Soooo many profiles that are just one long negative rant. Also long lists of "I do not do this that or that blablabla"
Biggest off putting thing for me though is "NO SINGLE GUYS!!!" - I never message those profiles LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbh what pisses me off most are couples who are looking for females or other couples and yet can't be arsed to put at least a few decent pictures of the male up!
I just assume the male can't be much to look at and move on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys that have very little on theirs and just write "looking for fun with females".
Not really giving much away matey.
And in defence of the "Prima Donna " profile, which I might be accused of having lol 
Sometimes you have to write certain do's or dont's because guys can be quite offensive in messages. Or they make zero effort and think I'm going to give it up that easy. but I'm sure some people would disagree with me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seen one yesterday that read:
"Open minded and up for anything but won't do anal, public, water sports, women or threesomes."
Thatcprofile was screaming open minded to me lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys that have very little on theirs and just write "looking for fun with females".
Not really giving much away matey.
And in defence of the "Prima Donna " profile, which I might be accused of having lol
Sometimes you have to write certain do's or dont's because guys can be quite offensive in messages. Or they make zero effort and think I'm going to give it up that easy. but I'm sure some people would disagree with me x"
I definitely wouldn't say you are a Prina Donna your profile comes across as nice and friendly with a few things you prefer. I've seen some ranty profiles on here and yours isn't like that. Can't believe people refer to you as chocolate in this day and age  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too many preferences!!! I have no type looks, shape, race, whatever??? The mind is the number 1 sexual organ, stimulate the mind the rest follows naturally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre...
Do you have a slip n slide and a ball pit?  "
Okay I see your point.... I AM a fecking leisure centre... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When reading peoples profiles are there key phraises that turn you off
ie I like to push boundaries
But everyone has different boundaries
dont they"
Will fill in later...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If I delete your message than I'm not interested"
They always delete my bloody messages!
Guilty of this! Oops! "
It's alright, you've never deleted my message!  |
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Personally I don't like to see the words "shaven" or "smoothly shaven". It's not that I'm not a fan of a shaven haven. It's just that I'm such a big fan of the more hirsute lady. Thus seeing those little words makes my heart sink a little. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally I don't like to see the words "shaven" or "smoothly shaven". It's not that I'm not a fan of a shaven haven. It's just that I'm such a big fan of the more hirsute lady. Thus seeing those little words makes my heart sink a little."
I normally get negative comments for my hair so hooray for you  |
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"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre...
Do you have a slip n slide and a ball pit? "
LOL I absolutely hate the word "fun" to describe sex too. What are we 15/16yr olds? If you want fun find a fucking theme park or a clown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When it's one long run on sentence without any punctuation.
'looking for like minded people' This puts me off because I'm a weirdo and because when written on it's own it's meaningless. You have to give at least a bit of a clue to know if someone reading might think 'By gum, I think we just be compatible' |
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"Tbh what pisses me off most are couples who are looking for females or other couples and yet can't be arsed to put at least a few decent pictures of the male up!
I just assume the male can't be much to look at and move on! "
Here, here.....what, so as long as the female half's hot, it doesn't matter if he's Quasimodo's less attractive brother? |
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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago
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"'looking for like minded people' This puts me off because I'm a weirdo and because when written on it's own it's meaningless. You have to give at least a bit of a clue to know if someone reading might think 'By gum, I think we just be compatible' "
YES! How do we know if we are like-minded, how are you minded?!
Similar to "into everything, except the usual" or "Nothing weird", one man's weird is another man's weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The word "fun"... what am I? A fecking leisure centre..."
I think this is the one that puts me off most. It has to be the most unimaginative word.
Next to that, those profiles that have loads of pictures but they only have one unfriendly line of text! They irritate the hell outta me |
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