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What's your least favourite opening message?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I really don't like the ones where they write a story about us meeting and then all the things he's going to do, culminating in them exploding their cum in some specified location.
When it's a personal message like that and obviously cut n paste, it's very off putting.
Plus there seems little point in meeting them if you already know what's going to happen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Within 2 mins of creating our profile, with no pics loaded, we had a guy message saying, "fuck now?"
Er...no thanks. Then he sent another 5mins later, say "well??" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seem to attract terrible one liners but "would you consider selling me your worn undies" was a low point  also the "hi" "I know you're not looking for men" are common x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that isnt fluent english, doesn't have to be entirely grammatically correct, but at least make an effort to write clearly and make it understandable.
Or ..
The first messages that briefly state what they envisage doing to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love the pics errrr what pics or hi sexy errr u no idea what i look like ...still gettin them even tho hidden. The worst ones for me are tellin me he gonna make me cum as he knows what he doing errrr i know what i doing,i blocking .... |
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"I get "no thanks" a lot LOL
That's more than me. I usually just get the deleted response! 
Do t feel bad according to the sites FAQ's that's a no thanks anyway so you're doing well  "
I feel do much better now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It seems that striking the balance between the sending the right message and wrong message is very hit and miss. If it's a first message, what's wrong with a simple hello, how you doing type of ice breaker?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems that striking the balance between the sending the right message and wrong message is very hit and miss. If it's a first message, what's wrong with a simple hello, how you doing type of ice breaker?
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Nothing...if you get one a day...if you get 70 a day would you really answer each one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It seems that striking the balance between the sending the right message and wrong message is very hit and miss. If it's a first message, what's wrong with a simple hello, how you doing type of ice breaker?
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A lot of people find that kind of small talk TOO generic. No one REAKLY cares how your day is going.
Read their profile, take an interest in what they've written and pick up on something you can talk with them about. Show them that you're on the same page. |
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you can massage me and make me cum.
That was an opening message from a guy, which I replied to say that I could do with a massage too, because I had a bad back. His reply was:
I don't do anything with guys.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that starts "I've just read your profile......" Only to free wheel off into a series of questions/requests which, had they actually read my profile, they wouldn't have bothe_ed with in the first place. I took the time to write it, it would be nice if the odd one or two took the time to read it. Hurrumph. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the replies I got to my 'thank you for your message, but I'm not looking to hook up at the moment' got a 'but I messaged you and you're in a wheelchair'
I wouldn't have believed it if it hadn't happened to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancy a fuck or meet etc especially when its a pretty non existent profile with no pics, how can you possibly tell if you want to meet in that situation? Very crude, descriptive scenarios about what they want to do with you. As an opening message from a complete stranger I find them a little immature and disrespectful not to mention somewhat creepy, at least get to know someone first, see what they like/don't like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of the replies I got to my 'thank you for your message, but I'm not looking to hook up at the moment' got a 'but I messaged you and you're in a wheelchair'
I wouldn't have believed it if it hadn't happened to me. "
 WTF!! |
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"Anything that starts "I've just read your profile......" Only to free wheel off into a series of questions/requests which, had they actually read my profile, they wouldn't have bothe_ed with in the first place. I took the time to write it, it would be nice if the odd one or two took the time to read it. Hurrumph. "
Oh yes that's a good one too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Much as we enjoy a single guy (and we really do) We've unfortunately had to filter them out of messaging us. Fed up with one word messages, like "meet" or even two word ones "free now?"
T was on here as a single guy so knows how hard it is but even so.
We now choose the single guys we want to corrupt....Sorry, meet with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here is my handy guide if you are stuck for replies to standard fab messages;
What you up to? - On here relying to you
What you looking for? - My marbles, if you happen to see them please let me know
How do you find fab? - I use google but other search engines are just as good
What are you wearing? - Clothes, its England, generally too cold not to
Got a face pic? - Yes thanks, I have
Are you free? - Not entirely but I'm good value for money and am often on offer at the end of the day
Can I destroy your pussy? No, and consider yourself reported to the RSPCA
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The sort of message that most annoys me usually comes from couples.
" Hi, send us a face pic" Or just "Hi"
As a first message, that's really, really lame. Am I supposed feel grateful?  |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"I really don't like the ones where they write a story about us meeting and then all the things he's going to do, culminating in them exploding their cum in some specified location.
When it's a personal message like that and obviously cut n paste, it's very off putting.
Plus there seems little point in meeting them if you already know what's going to happen?"
Opening message.. Don't think I've been troubled by those |
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"I really don't like the ones where they write a story about us meeting and then all the things he's going to do, culminating in them exploding their cum in some specified location.
When it's a personal message like that and obviously cut n paste, it's very off putting.
Plus there seems little point in meeting them if you already know what's going to happen?"
I so agree! I realise it's intended to fire my imagination but I don't even know the guy so noooooo.... a pre written script turns me off! I don't want to know the ending! Just get on with it!! Lol |
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Further to the one word, first contact message I received which just said: skype
To which I replied in detail, I have just received a second message from him;
Ill show you
That's it! I don't feel the need to block anyone, so if he want more, he will have to work a tad harder.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How bigs your cock?
Why can't you meet right now?
I've just about stopped messaging ppl as I Cba taking the time and effort to see it deleted 5 mins later, I'll stick to the forum as I've found it easier to break the ice. |
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I've practically given up on sending them.
You need to catch exactly the right person in exactly the right mood with exactly the right message(not to mention choice of photo/s)in order to get even a response. Nightmare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's funny that many women say on their profile that they don't want to receive the "Hey how are you?" type messages yet guess what women message me when they're the first to message me? You guessed it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Within 2 mins of creating our profile, with no pics loaded, we had a guy message saying, "fuck now?"
Er...no thanks. Then he sent another 5mins later, say "well??""
hope he earned first place on your block list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's funny that many women say on their profile that they don't want to receive the "Hey how are you?" type messages yet guess what women message me when they're the first to message me? You guessed it!"
shame you have nothing positive to say today |
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"It seems that striking the balance between the sending the right message and wrong message is very hit and miss. If it's a first message, what's wrong with a simple hello, how you doing type of ice breaker?
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Nothing...if you get one a day...if you get 70 a day would you really answer each one? "
Probably not, but I'm not sure why it would be as annoying as all the 'fancy a xxxx' ones. |
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Hi.(I tend to reply out of politeness but then they think that's a come on...may have to stop that)
You look beautiful (I have no pics showing for you to make that assumption )
I'd like to fuck you.(I'd like a million pounds, shit happens)
I love bbw. ..(just no)
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"Hi how u doin" I find irritating. Alway want to reply with something like. "We'll apart from the crippling back pain ,corns and chronic wind ,I'm doing very well thanks" but I tend not to as I'm too polite  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The badly written attempts at an erotic story really don't do it for me. I find the narrative cringe worthy and because I've never seen or met the sender, it's not going to be him I'm imagining even if the story was good! |
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"Things is if you really like that person no one here going give a hoot what someone wrote and don't lie cos you know its true "
as a sapiosexual I can tell you that isn't true at all, the message matters |
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"Anything that starts "I've just read your profile......" Only to free wheel off into a series of questions/requests which, had they actually read my profile, they wouldn't have bothe_ed with in the first place. I took the time to write it, it would be nice if the odd one or two took the time to read it. Hurrumph. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a single guy.... So I don't usually get them "
I'm a single guy and at least once a day I get "I can meet now ok?" Then again bi guys get a lot of the shit women do and being TV, don't even go there sister! |
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"The badly written attempts at an erotic story really don't do it for me. I find the narrative cringe worthy and because I've never seen or met the sender, it's not going to be him I'm imagining even if the story was good!"
This always cracks me up! More so when they end the message with "so what do you think?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Free Paddy Power bet? I say yes please and I never hear back from them lol.
I'm rubbish at sending messages, never quite know what to say somimoften compliment the women in their profile pictures. |
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"Much as we enjoy a single guy (and we really do) We've unfortunately had to filter them out of messaging us. Fed up with one word messages, like "meet" or even two word ones "free now?"
T was on here as a single guy so knows how hard it is but even so.
We now choose the single guys we want to corrupt....Sorry, meet with "
Pick me, then! I can write more than a line so that means my penmanship is really good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Much as we enjoy a single guy (and we really do) We've unfortunately had to filter them out of messaging us. Fed up with one word messages, like "meet" or even two word ones "free now?"
T was on here as a single guy so knows how hard it is but even so.
We now choose the single guys we want to corrupt....Sorry, meet with
Pick me, then! I can write more than a line so that means my penmanship is really good "
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