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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I'd like a nice lady to take pics of me while I pose and then she joins in with me xx"
I am not sure the following two posts have read what you asked, as you want to hpefully play with the photographer too.
Good luck in finding some horny photo taking and fun. |
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Once the lady joins in with you, she won't be able to take good pics of it.
So you'll need another lady, to take pics of the two of you.
But then, if she fancies a threesome, down goes the camera again.
So by now, you're looking at a fourth lady - just to take pics, otherwise this could go on ad infinitum.
I'd arrange 4 ladies, but on the understanding that only three of them are going to be having sex with you.
Unless of course, you swap out one lady each time, so you get pics of you having a threesome with lady 1 & lady 2, then lady 1 & lady 3, then lady 2 & lady 3 etc etc.
That way you could have sex with all four ladies, both individually and in the combination's mentioned above.
Plus of course, one on one shots of you with each lady.
But you'd need to be willing to get behind the lense yourself if all the ladies wanted a pic of just them playing together.
Which, under the circumstances, I don't think would be unreasonable.
(I can do you a diagram/flow chart type thing if it helps)
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"I will take slot 1 as long as I dont have to have my pic taken with lady 3 and only willing to have sex with lady 4 "
Shit.
I offered the OP a diagram or flow chart, this is going to need a computer programme now.
Plus, I'm not sure that the OP has the requisite skills in tact and diplomacy to get through the whole 'lady 1 won't have sex with lady 3 because she's a dog etc...', I think he was more looking for the 'sexy fun' aspect, not sorting out WW3..
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over a year ago
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"I will take slot 1 as long as I dont have to have my pic taken with lady 3 and only willing to have sex with lady 4
Shit.
I offered the OP a diagram or flow chart, this is going to need a computer programme now.
Plus, I'm not sure that the OP has the requisite skills in tact and diplomacy to get through the whole 'lady 1 won't have sex with lady 3 because she's a dog etc...', I think he was more looking for the 'sexy fun' aspect, not sorting out WW3..
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I actually thought that was a damn good offer!!!! God help whoever picks slot 3 now that she's been classed as a dog - you know some people - so judgemental!!!!   |
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Okay.
After various to-ing and fro-ing, slot 3 is now filled, and happy to have sex with slots 1 & 4.
However, slot two is apparently married and as such we now have various call offs for people who will not have their photo taken with her, but some of them may decide to have sex with her just depending on how they feel on the day...
...we do however, appear to missing our hot'n'horny male at this point in time.
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"Once the lady joins in with you, she won't be able to take good pics of it.
So you'll need another lady, to take pics of the two of you.
But then, if she fancies a threesome, down goes the camera again.
So by now, you're looking at a fourth lady - just to take pics, otherwise this could go on ad infinitum.
I'd arrange 4 ladies, but on the understanding that only three of them are going to be having sex with you.
Unless of course, you swap out one lady each time, so you get pics of you having a threesome with lady 1 & lady 2, then lady 1 & lady 3, then lady 2 & lady 3 etc etc.
That way you could have sex with all four ladies, both individually and in the combination's mentioned above.
Plus of course, one on one shots of you with each lady.
But you'd need to be willing to get behind the lense yourself if all the ladies wanted a pic of just them playing together.
Which, under the circumstances, I don't think would be unreasonable.
(I can do you a diagram/flow chart type thing if it helps)
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I think I just pee'd myself I laughed so much.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Okay.
After various to-ing and fro-ing, slot 3 is now filled, and happy to have sex with slots 1 & 4.
However, slot two is apparently married and as such we now have various call offs for people who will not have their photo taken with her, but some of them may decide to have sex with her just depending on how they feel on the day...
...we do however, appear to missing our hot'n'horny male at this point in time.
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Could you not fill in? Seems a shame to leave all us ladies waiting?!! |
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"Okay.
Could you not fill in? Seems a shame to leave all us ladies waiting?!! "
Nope.
As it is I'll be accused of hijacking the thread and excoriated for not taking the OP seriously, thus being a bully etc etc etc - so by shagging the four (delectable) ladies, I'd only be getting into more trouble with the 'we're whining sideline snipers' clique... |
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I think I just pee'd myself I laughed so much. "
Great - now we need to wait an hour while you drink 3 litres of chilled water before we set up for the 'water-shot' again.
This is what comes with working with amateurs.
Do you have ANY idea how long it took me to persuade him to lie down and say "Aaaaaaaaah...."????
Jesus.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once the lady joins in with you, she won't be able to take good pics of it.
So you'll need another lady, to take pics of the two of you.
But then, if she fancies a threesome, down goes the camera again.
So by now, you're looking at a fourth lady - just to take pics, otherwise this could go on ad infinitum.
I'd arrange 4 ladies, but on the understanding that only three of them are going to be having sex with you.
Unless of course, you swap out one lady each time, so you get pics of you having a threesome with lady 1 & lady 2, then lady 1 & lady 3, then lady 2 & lady 3 etc etc.
That way you could have sex with all four ladies, both individually and in the combination's mentioned above.
Plus of course, one on one shots of you with each lady.
But you'd need to be willing to get behind the lense yourself if all the ladies wanted a pic of just them playing together.
Which, under the circumstances, I don't think would be unreasonable.
(I can do you a diagram/flow chart type thing if it helps)
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Don't get him going! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get him going?
Looks like he's gone!
Must have legged it after seeing who was volunteering..."
What you trying to say  I am well behaved you know, easily bribed |
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"Get him going?
Looks like he's gone!
Must have legged it after seeing who was volunteering...
What you trying to say I am well behaved you know, easily bribed"
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Whoa there!
Wasnt me who ditched the meet...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get him going?
Looks like he's gone!
Must have legged it after seeing who was volunteering...
What you trying to say I am well behaved you know, easily bribed#
Whoa there!
Wasnt me who ditched the meet...!"
Huh??????
I offered to take pictures, irrespective of who was there, thats all you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like a nice lady to take pics of me while I pose and then she joins in with me xx"
I love photo taking meets! Quite often I'll be photographer for others while they play and if all is good, join in. Also like filming, guess that's the director in me lol Shame you're so far away  |
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"Once the lady joins in with you, she won't be able to take good pics of it.
So you'll need another lady, to take pics of the two of you.
But then, if she fancies a threesome, down goes the camera again.
So by now, you're looking at a fourth lady - just to take pics, otherwise this could go on ad infinitum.
I'd arrange 4 ladies, but on the understanding that only three of them are going to be having sex with you.
Unless of course, you swap out one lady each time, so you get pics of you having a threesome with lady 1 & lady 2, then lady 1 & lady 3, then lady 2 & lady 3 etc etc.
That way you could have sex with all four ladies, both individually and in the combination's mentioned above.
Plus of course, one on one shots of you with each lady.
But you'd need to be willing to get behind the lense yourself if all the ladies wanted a pic of just them playing together.
Which, under the circumstances, I don't think would be unreasonable.
(I can do you a diagram/flow chart type thing if it helps)
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hate to ruin your flow diagram thingymibob but i think you got your numbers a bit out
1 lady to take pics then have fun
1 lady to take pc of the fun but then join the threesome
1 lady to take pics of threesome
= 3 ladies, not 4  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once the lady joins in with you, she won't be able to take good pics of it.
So you'll need another lady, to take pics of the two of you.
But then, if she fancies a threesome, down goes the camera again.
So by now, you're looking at a fourth lady - just to take pics, otherwise this could go on ad infinitum.
I'd arrange 4 ladies, but on the understanding that only three of them are going to be having sex with you.
Unless of course, you swap out one lady each time, so you get pics of you having a threesome with lady 1 & lady 2, then lady 1 & lady 3, then lady 2 & lady 3 etc etc.
That way you could have sex with all four ladies, both individually and in the combination's mentioned above.
Plus of course, one on one shots of you with each lady.
But you'd need to be willing to get behind the lense yourself if all the ladies wanted a pic of just them playing together.
Which, under the circumstances, I don't think would be unreasonable.
(I can do you a diagram/flow chart type thing if it helps)
hate to ruin your flow diagram thingymibob but i think you got your numbers a bit out
1 lady to take pics then have fun
1 lady to take pc of the fun but then join the threesome
1 lady to take pics of threesome
= 3 ladies, not 4 "
the forth as reserves lol |
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The 4th lady was there on the assumption that 'ad infinitum' would kick in, and being a single male he'd have to go for at least the third lady before finally crying 'enough' and admitting he had his hands full.
You are however, technically, correct.
But nobody like a smart arse.
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once the lady joins in with you, she won't be able to take good pics of it.
So you'll need another lady, to take pics of the two of you.
But then, if she fancies a threesome, down goes the camera again.
So by now, you're looking at a fourth lady - just to take pics, otherwise this could go on ad infinitum.
I'd arrange 4 ladies, but on the understanding that only three of them are going to be having sex with you.
Unless of course, you swap out one lady each time, so you get pics of you having a threesome with lady 1 & lady 2, then lady 1 & lady 3, then lady 2 & lady 3 etc etc.
That way you could have sex with all four ladies, both individually and in the combination's mentioned above.
Plus of course, one on one shots of you with each lady.
But you'd need to be willing to get behind the lense yourself if all the ladies wanted a pic of just them playing together.
Which, under the circumstances, I don't think would be unreasonable.
(I can do you a diagram/flow chart type thing if it helps)
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Thats commonly known among the gambling fraternity as a 'Yankee'
6 doubles, 4 Trebles and an accumulator.
you've gotta make at least two of 'em come to get a payout.
however if female 4 is only taking pics you've got a 'patent' 3 singles, 3 doubles and a treble. advantage of this is you only need one to cream for a payout |
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