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over a year ago
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where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!
i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."
my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt.... |
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....the most insulting thing i saw on here though was on a veri...why the person posted it is way beyond me..except their skins sure thicker than mine as i'd have hunted the shit down and kicked him a new fanny! |
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"....the most insulting thing i saw on here though was on a veri...why the person posted it is way beyond me..except their skins sure thicker than mine as i'd have hunted the shit down and kicked him a new fanny!"
and it was.....? |
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"....the most insulting thing i saw on here though was on a veri...why the person posted it is way beyond me..except their skins sure thicker than mine as i'd have hunted the shit down and kicked him a new fanny!
and it was.....?"
you keep doing this!!! more information needed!!!  |
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"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!
i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."
my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt...."
Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet  |
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"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!
i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."
my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....
Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet "
OMG!!! No way!!! |
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"We had "Can I cum in your c*nt?". Nothing else, just that one line.
Funnily enough, no you cant!!"
Yeah, sorry about that guys. I meant to add more to the message, but ...er, my hand slipped and I clicked submit. Honest!
So, er, anyway... can I?   |
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ohhhh i got a message to the effect that the guy didnt wanna fuck me anyway as he was told it was like pounding a slab of butter .pmsl !!! funny enough i had been sex on legs the messages before i had simply said no to him lol !
tonite was a classic too. guy has just been messaging over past two weeks on and off and didnt like that i didnt want to meet yet,and need to know a person better before discussing any meet . started to get pushy so i mearly said i obviously wasnt what he was looking for and good luck on the site . he replies that he wasnt into tantrums and my behaviour brought to mind a good physcoloy book !!! pmsl !!!! |
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im finding 'keith lemon speak' tricky!! As im not a regular watcher of 'celebrity juice' I was slightly alarmed at one adorable guy who messaged me 'I want to smash ur gash'
Nearly hit the abuse button on that one!!
When questioned further, apparently the charming gentleman does indeed get meets with romantic messages like that??? |
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over a year ago
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"Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message! "
he is and I agree.... a risky strategy in an opening message |
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"Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message!
he is and I agree.... a risky strategy in an opening message "
Ya think!! 
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"Keith Lemmon is hilarious in Celeb Juice but I really can't see that humour coming off in a typed message!
he is and I agree.... a risky strategy in an opening message "
yeah...don't think I would be jumping at the chance to meet someone if the said they wanted to "smash my backdoors in"..lol |
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"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!
i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."
my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....
Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet
OMG!!! No way!!! "
Yes way! Funnily enough he thinks he's god's gift. Such a charmer eh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"where did you hear that?! and to whom...?!
i hear all the charming ones in my work place "she had a bill boarders bucket / wizaeds sleeve / clowns pocket / you could throw a brick up it....."
my response is always aimed at how inadequate they must have felt....
Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet
OMG!!! No way!!!
Yes way! Funnily enough he thinks he's god's gift. Such a charmer eh lol "
what a tosser! x |
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".
Sadly it was said to me by a guy on here at a meet "
he obviously has some insecurities or just gets a kick out of it?
i would have levelled a kick below the belt too....
i've never understood why anyone would be discourteous to someone who allows them any form of intimacy.
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"I would have punched his lights out.
Now now, that's not very lady like. Instead you should twat him round the head with your handbag and stamp hard on his foot with your 6" stilettos"
Actually that reminds me of a strange request I once had lol  |
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"Seems like some guys never learn - 'Manners maketh the man!'
Hmmm, so does a nice ass!
Why thank you - butt seems I have nothing on you!
X"
Thank you too. Amazing what a good camera angle can do for you! lol |
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