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who would like to rub some baby oil over my cock ?
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"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X"
Then you should have stated that at the outset then, loverboy.
I've got women on the way, others pulling up a chair with a nice glass of wine,and more phoning friends and deciding to 'make a night of it'.
There's snacks, music and ambience in abundance.
The girls are hot to trot.
They are ready and waiting.
They are giddy at the thought and want to watch me jack you off until you shoot your hot, gushing spunk in an arc across the room.
The only person who is not up for this is you.
Which is somewhat ironic.
Because nobody else is going to wank you off my son, nobody. |
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Sorry to disappoint ladies, but it looks like your OP has now decided he'd rather 'lick pussy and bum' than have his cock covered in baby oil etc.
I can only apologise for your time being wasted if you were all set to watch me wank him off, but hey, thems the breaks... |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry to disappoint ladies, but it looks like your OP has now decided he'd rather 'lick pussy and bum' than have his cock covered in baby oil etc.
I can only apologise for your time being wasted if you were all set to watch me wank him off, but hey, thems the breaks..."
All back to yours then? Seems a shame to waste a perfectly good bottle of baby oil... |
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over a year ago
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"I'll do it.
Want me to wank you off as well?
Can I watch? 
Love you to.
Bring a friend.
And some juice, crisps and sweets if you want."
Cool, I'm just off to asda |
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"No !
But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...
Mind you, the oil ain't so bad .. "
pmsl now that made me giggle |
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"No !
But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...
Mind you, the oil ain't so bad .. "
A bit thick and stinks ?? Now that never made me think of ANYONE....... |
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"No !
But I have some EP80 gear oil if that's any good .... It's a bit thick and it stinks ...
Mind you, the oil ain't so bad ..
A bit thick and stinks ?? Now that never made me think of ANYONE......."
So why say it then? |
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"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X
gutted now i cant see teh show"
Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.
You get the girlies together.
Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.
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"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X
gutted now i cant see teh show
Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.
You get the girlies together.
Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.
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Can't we just watch you?  |
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"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X
gutted now i cant see teh show
Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.
You get the girlies together.
Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.
Can't we just watch you? "
Rather not do it that way.
Better with me and another guy.
That way when the girls shout 'wanker', i've got at least a 50/50 chance it's not me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sorry my cock is only for women x. X
gutted now i cant see teh show
Fear not fair maiden, it's Fab - finding wankers should not prove to be problematical.
You get the girlies together.
Work out who you want to watch get wanked off, then gimme a shout.
Can't we just watch you?
Rather not do it that way.
Better with me and another guy.
That way when the girls shout 'wanker', i've got at least a 50/50 chance it's not me.
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glad you enjoy tho