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Never again !!!!
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"Just had the strangest time with a woman I met on another site ,,, she wanted to watch me wank !!!!! Not so strange you say ,,,, while I lay face up with my head under a glass coffee table ,,, so me being as accommodating as I am proceeded then without warning she straddled the coffee table and took a shit on top of it !!!!! Apart from seeing this turd hanging out of her arse the stench was unbearable ,, and she was playing with her clit the whole time ,,, now to say I was in shock was an understatement because all the time we were texting this was never mentioned she cleaned the table went off to clean herself and came back expecting me to fuck her ,,,, I would have needed a bottle of viagra to get hard after that " At least she cleaned it up lol x | |||
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"Just had the strangest time with a woman I met on another site ,,, she wanted to watch me wank !!!!! Not so strange you say ,,,, while I lay face up with my head under a glass coffee table ,,, so me being as accommodating as I am proceeded then without warning she straddled the coffee table and took a shit on top of it !!!!! Apart from seeing this turd hanging out of her arse the stench was unbearable ,, and she was playing with her clit the whole time ,,, now to say I was in shock was an understatement because all the time we were texting this was never mentioned she cleaned the table went off to clean herself and came back expecting me to fuck her ,,,, I would have needed a bottle of viagra to get hard after that "  | |||
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"No shit " Oh there was. | |||
"That's just sick "No, it's poop. | |||
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"I wish i hadnt read that... "This | |||
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"Just had the strangest time with a woman I met on another site ,,, she wanted to watch me wank !!!!! Not so strange you say ,,,, while I lay face up with my head under a glass coffee table ,,, so me being as accommodating as I am proceeded then without warning she straddled the coffee table and took a shit on top of it !!!!! Apart from seeing this turd hanging out of her arse the stench was unbearable ,, and she was playing with her clit the whole time ,,, now to say I was in shock was an understatement because all the time we were texting this was never mentioned she cleaned the table went off to clean herself and came back expecting me to fuck her ,,,, I would have needed a bottle of viagra to get hard after that " Sounds like you had a pretty shit time | |||
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"Was it runny poo....mmmmm "Did it have chunks of corn? | |||
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"Each to their own. Scat isn't exactly an unheard of thing. It's great when everyone is into it. Don't think this story happened tbf. " | |||
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"Each to their own. Scat isn't exactly an unheard of thing. It's great when everyone is into it. Don't think this story happened tbf. "
It's certainly not my thing but a lot of people would say water sports or anal is just as bad | |||
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"Just had the strangest time with a woman I met on another site ,,, she wanted to watch me wank !!!!! Not so strange you say ,,,, while I lay face up with my head under a glass coffee table ,,, so me being as accommodating as I am proceeded then without warning she straddled the coffee table and took a shit on top of it !!!!! Apart from seeing this turd hanging out of her arse the stench was unbearable ,, and she was playing with her clit the whole time ,,, now to say I was in shock was an understatement because all the time we were texting this was never mentioned she cleaned the table went off to clean herself and came back expecting me to fuck her ,,,, I would have needed a bottle of viagra to get hard after that " You just ruined my day | |||
"stay away from glass coffee tables.... "Stay away from the pub on Friday night.... | |||
"stay away from glass coffee tables....
Stay away from the pub on Friday night...." | |||
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"So who was the member then?" The alleged evacuater was conveniently not from this site... | |||
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"Heard that story from a work mate years ago. Funny how it travels" | |||
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"Heard that story from a work mate years ago. Funny how it travels "Me too!! | |||
"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it. The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ?" I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence | |||
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"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it. The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ? I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence "maybe in starbucks it would | |||
"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it. The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ? I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence
maybe in starbucks it would"That's a good point | |||
"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it. The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ? I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence
maybe in starbucks it would
That's a good point "A fairly extreme form of customer feedback... | |||
"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it. The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ? I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence
maybe in starbucks it would
That's a good point
A fairly extreme form of customer feedback..." | |||
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"Was her name windowlene .. "Winnie the poo to her friends.... | |||
"You may think it's funny, but I knew a guy in the vanilla world who loves women to defecate over a glass table while he watches from underneath the table. There's nowt as funny as folk." This was my bf's uncles biggest fantasy lol xxxxx | |||
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"Huh. Is it sad that this no longer shocks me? "I suppose I find it quite interesting, from a biological and psychological _iew. unfortunately some of these 'extremes' I believe gradually must get worse, further into taboo. Then again, I find having sex with more than one person at a time as 'normal', but going into other areas (bdsm etc) as some people do, I find strange as I'm pretty boring when it comes to sex. To me its just a case of lick fanny,finger,bjs,sex..I have no real kink so to speak of. | |||
"There should really be subsections for things that though not illegal may be upsetting to those not expecting it. The nastiest part is having something done to you that you don't like or want. If this happened unexpectedly and a recipient said they definitely didn't want it but they went ahead and done it anyway would it be classed as a sexual offence ? I hardly think that taking a shit on a coffee table would be a sexual offence "Was thinking more of someone imposing scat or w/s on someone who doesn't want it done to them. | |||
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"from an urban dictionary: How some people find this stimulating I'll never know. ." ..... what might make it a bit more palatable to many is if the coffee table is taken out of the equasion and the recipients are Tony Blair or David Cameron | |||
"What site was it, what's her number" Do you mean "what shite was it?" (Sorry) | |||
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"This doesn't surprise me... know there is a big scat scene out there! Have you seen 'two girls one cup'?!?! Not my cup of tea (literally) but does open ya eyes "You do know that video is fake don't you? | |||
"I wish i hadnt read that... "You and me both. That's gross. | |||
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