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Nominations for the best-written Fab profiles

By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

We've all been there: realising that we need to rewrite our profile after coming across others' profiles which are written more poignantly, concisely, skilfully.

Would love to collect submissions/links of some of the best-written profiles on fab. (Hope it's ok to post the links as it's within Fab, it's positive, and the profiles are available for every member to read anyway)

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mine is the best, it has won awards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check out mine. I even mention haribos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine.

Mine's written using the medium of photos of my body

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

Did you say Haribo? Ahhhhhhhh we are true kindred spirits! Gold Bears...right???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

Maoams are waaaaay better than haribos and they don't have the annoying adverts either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It works well Mr Thing. I opt for minimal myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you say Haribo? Ahhhhhhhh we are true kindred spirits! Gold Bears...right???

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Yes I did mmmmm, that's right the gold bears and as well them cola bottles, do you like those too?

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Mine is the best, it has won awards "

Pretty good, I must say....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

Maoams are waaaaay better than haribos and they don't have the annoying adverts either "
Havent tried them sweets yet, they are kinda similar I think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is the best, it has won awards "

Must say it is by far the best ive ever read on here.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I like Tina Titz's. Although I can't remember which version she is currently rocking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who even reads profiles

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

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Very good! The last sentence made me laugh out loud! Too bad your favourite are cola bottles x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines terrible, I don't even bother reading it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

Very good! The last sentence made me laugh out loud! Too bad your favourite are cola bottles x "
Thanks and yes, them cola bottles are my favourites. I agree, that last line is really fun x.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've all been there: realising that we need to rewrite our profile after coming across others' profiles which are written more poignantly, concisely, skilfully.

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mines the best if I don't win its a fix what's the prize

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

Very good! The last sentence made me laugh out loud! Too bad your favourite are cola bottles x Thanks and yes, them cola bottles are my favourites. I agree, that last line is really fun x."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ours is either very well written or too long and full of crap lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mines not very good, I'd be the first to admit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Libs would be awesome if it was his actual background

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is the best, it has won awards "

Ours is better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been complimented on my profile so many times over the years (usually with things like 'best I've ever read on here!') that I reckon I could be a contender for best profile on site...

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Mines very,..erm...direct. Not that people who message me read it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is the best, it has won awards

Ours is better

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I'm best I'm best you know it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been complimented on my profile so many times over the years (usually with things like 'best I've ever read on here!') that I reckon I could be a contender for best profile on site..."

just read yours

and its almost as good as mine

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I've been complimented on my profile so many times over the years (usually with things like 'best I've ever read on here!') that I reckon I could be a contender for best profile on site..."
your mother doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ours is simple and to the point. Although and feed is welcomed. On this post or pm us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is too long and full of grammar mistakes but works for me

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Mine is too long and full of grammar mistakes but works for me

Some hot pics there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I often get nice compliments about my profile, ordinarily followed by offers from peeps who quite clearly haven't read it!

Thinking of changing it to:

Blonde.

Long legs.

Big boobs.

Foof.

Crack on.

Saves confusion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is too long and full of grammar mistakes but works for me

Some hot pics there

I do love a photo me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're pretty new to this, but quite hope ours is good!

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Dunno how ours rates against some of the others, but we do get complimented on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines pretty good. Gets a laugh, grabs attention, informative. Plus I'm gorge

haha.

Joking of course. But my profile is good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been told ours is quite good reflects our personalities

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I often get nice compliments about my profile, ordinarily followed by offers from peeps who quite clearly haven't read it!

Thinking of changing it to:

Blonde.

Long legs.

Big boobs.

Foof.

Crack on.

Saves confusion.

I like this idea. I might follow suit and change mine to:

Brunette

Short and podgy

Biggish boobs and thunder thighs

Foof

Hardly ever meets

I like succinct so that may just work.

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By *hrobinhoodMan over a year ago

arnold, Nottingham

"We've all been there: realising that we need to rewrite our profile after coming across others' profiles which are written more poignantly, concisely, skilfully.

Mine has won awards lol

I'm pretty quackers though

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

we have looked at the profiles un this thread and some read very well, giving some of thought to personality and getting it across. We consider the profile name and don't bother if too out there. We chose _ssex players, simple to the point. The profile, sometimes short is better but we like to get a indication if we are going to wink or message. We compare what is written to the verifications. Finally, the pics, tasteful public pics for us, then saucy private ones. We like a sweet profile but we like our haribo soured mix. x

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I've been complimented on my profile so many times over the years (usually with things like 'best I've ever read on here!') that I reckon I could be a contender for best profile on site..."

So modest.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mine is the best, it has won awards

Ours is better

Yours is awesome x

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I keep meaning to change mine a little, it doesn't seem to attract the 'right' kind of guy and no women! Feel free to tell me where im going wrong

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By *hrobinhoodMan over a year ago

arnold, Nottingham

"I keep meaning to change mine a little, it doesn't seem to attract the 'right' kind of guy and no women! Feel free to tell me where im going wrong

I'm free lol

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By *astard and goodgirlCouple over a year ago

Near Exeter

It's not a competition to be the best . People are people people like different things, there's never going to be a fair judge, every man will say the 18 yr old slim girl that is looking for older men is the best written, pretend couples that look will say 18yr olds limited Gis profiles are the best written, the, older fat overweight women who just seek attention and think they rule the world we say thiers is the best written - no one compares to them obviously

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I like Tina Titz's. Although I can't remember which version she is currently rocking."

Please accept a virtual hug and a tip that Addy van der Borgh is in Bristol Jongleurs on the 15th and is well worth seeing

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By *indys loverCouple over a year ago

Stratford on avon

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By *indys loverCouple over a year ago

Stratford on avon

Tried to put it tactfully in our profile but no one catches on ,,,,, she is lurvely

He is an ugly fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is about to win an award ,I nominate me

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ours is cold and calculating...just like us really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm accepting messages at the moment and even though my profile is short I'm still getting guys that don't physically match what I'm asking for.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine often gets compliments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is about to win an award ,I nominate me

Yours is outdated, seawitch isn't here anymore!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I often get nice compliments about my profile, ordinarily followed by offers from peeps who quite clearly haven't read it!

Thinking of changing it to:

Blonde.

Long legs.

Big boobs.

Foof.

Crack on.

Saves confusion.

I like this idea. I might follow suit and change mine to:

Brunette

Short and podgy

Biggish boobs and thunder thighs

Foof

Hardly ever meets

I like succinct so that may just work.

You like to suck what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm accepting messages at the moment and even though my profile is short I'm still getting guys that don't physically match what I'm asking for. "
block block block em you know it makes sense hey they've probably only got 4.5" anyhow even though they look hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't think mine is too shabby! Definately in the Tip 20 000 lol

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Mine often gets compliments

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Wow...one of the best I've see. Afraid I had to take a screen shot and will be borrowing your style and format. Thank you for sharing xxxx Poppy

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Mine often gets compliments

Wow...one of the best I've see. Afraid I had to take a screen shot and will be borrowing your style and format. Thank you for sharing xxxx Poppy "

Your more than welcome and I am glad you like it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poppy is the phantom profile write up stealer god guys hide your profiles quick

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Poppy is the phantom profile write up stealer god guys hide your profiles quick

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pmsl not so phantom. I won't plagiarise I promise!

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

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Yes indeed Juicy it is one of the best I've seen. The verifications are seriously impressive. The photos are superb. Expressing your preferences with great clarity but also you get to the essence of the woman who is quite impressive in her own right! Please can I have some of whatever it is you're taking...my goodness I feel completely inadequate and I have a lot to learn.

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Don't think mine is too shabby! Definately in the Tip 20 000 lol

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Not too shabby indeed... Short, sweet and to the point with good humour and style... Clearly a decent chap I'd be happy to know xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My vote goes to _ubicinch. Made me lol. And I messaged him first. And we met.. twice. A good friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I believe mine isn't too bad. May need to shorten it to be fair

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Ours is cold and calculating...just like us really

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Cold and calculating indeed... The cold and calculating bits outweigh the tempting invitation bits I would say....but then that's probably the case with mine which needs a complete overhaul xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe mine isn't too bad. May need to shorten it to be fair "

It's good, but it's not quite mine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I believe mine isn't too bad. May need to shorten it to be fair

It's good, but it's not quite mine..."

Haha probably get more words on my

(Just a joke don't take me seriously lol)

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By *AA123Couple over a year ago

Lichfield

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

Maoams are waaaaay better than haribos and they don't have the annoying adverts either "

Agreed.

And have you seen what the Maoams get up to on the packaging?

Filth thats what!

And they let children buy these???

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"My vote goes to _ubicinch. Made me lol. And I messaged him first. And we met.. twice. A good friend. "
Tilly yours is very good as well, very authentic and individual, one gets a feeling for the person behind the profile. Might consider rebalancing on the positive side though. Do as I say, not as I do... Xxxx Poppy

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

Mines too honest puts people off - perhaps most honest profile award?

I wonder how many times it's been read though??

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"My vote goes to _ubicinch. Made me lol. And I messaged him first. And we met.. twice. A good friend. "
Oooooooooo _ubicinch is very good too...worth a look everyone xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine has won a bafta and a Toni

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mine won the award for attracting the most weirdo's.

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"mine won the award for attracting the most weirdo's."
Very funny...like it a lot xxx

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We like positive, funny, interesting profiles with good photos... unlike ours

Seriously, I think ours is OK, but there are some really good ones out there.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i'd like to thank guinness for my profile.... i was aiming for the standard two lines and a cock shot but was on the sauce that night and whaffled on a bit.....

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"i'd like to thank guinness for my profile.... i was aiming for the standard two lines and a cock shot but was on the sauce that night and whaffled on a bit.....

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Absolutely AWESOME profile Sean...different from most, which makes it...and you...unique and authentic and...and...shame you live so fooking far away is all I can say....xxxx Poppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like Tina Titz's. Although I can't remember which version she is currently rocking."

Another vote for TinaTitz

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Mines a tad lengthy however its not a shouty profile full of dont dos.....more of a can do ...will do ...want to... profile...

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By *outhfulPowerMan over a year ago

Hemel

Not mine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've come to the conclusion I might as well write a load of bollocks for a profile as most don't read it anyway, they just look at the photos

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Check out mine. I even mention haribos

I know a guy called Harry Bo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance, but I quite like mine. Looking forward to checking out everyone else's now x

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By *razedcatMan over a year ago

London / Herts

My profile recently won a Nobel prize...in chemistry, weirdly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont think this went the way she was hoping I nominate me as I havnt looked at anyone else's

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I've come to the conclusion I might as well write a load of bollocks for a profile as most don't read it anyway, they just look at the photos

Nice tits

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I quite like my profile, although I am working on losing the double chin lol xxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I think me being a clit size king may put some off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've come to the conclusion I might as well write a load of bollocks for a profile as most don't read it anyway, they just look at the photos

Nice tits

Yep, that's exactly the messages I get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just go on and on and on in mine

Don't you just hate those long winded profiles with loads of demands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just go on and on and on in mine

Don't you just hate those long winded profiles with loads of demands

1) your profile name (quality)

2) the lengths you go to explaining how you are (excellent)

3) the quality and length of your profile (outstanding) mwah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've come to the conclusion I might as well write a load of bollocks for a profile as most don't read it anyway, they just look at the photos

That's why I scaled mine down to the basics.

I get more compliments on my profile now then I ever did when I had a load of text on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like to think our profile works for us, let the wider audience comment ..,

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have been inundated with people viewing and commentating on my profile since the thread started

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

"I have been inundated with people viewing and commentating on my profile since the thread started"

I haven't lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe people read my profile maybe they don't but I can't think of anyone ever referencing it in a message or in the forums

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Mine's so good I'm having to employ someone to fend the women off with a shitty stick.

*cough*

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By *requent_FerryersCouple over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

We often receive comments about our profile. Some are less than positive, but most are very complimentary.

You just cannot please all the people all the time perhaps?

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a difficult thing to write. Not too confident. Not too passive. Some detail but some left to the imagination.

I've had compliments and haters so I'm obviously not up for nomination.

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

"I have been inundated with people viewing and commentating on my profile since the thread started

I haven't lol

We like your top trumps image

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

"We often receive comments about our profile. Some are less than positive, but most are very complimentary.

You just cannot please all the people all the time perhaps?

If you take the time to read this profile you will avoid wasting time but profiles like this are rare and rely on people reading, understanding and not being chancers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My vote goes to _ubicinch. Made me lol. And I messaged him first. And we met.. twice. A good friend. Tilly yours is very good as well, very authentic and individual, one gets a feeling for the person behind the profile. Might consider rebalancing on the positive side though. Do as I say, not as I do... Xxxx Poppy "

really? I think mine is shit! Haha. Very hard not to be a bit ranty. Lol

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By *ubicinchMan over a year ago

Gwynedd

"My vote goes to _ubicinch. Made me lol. And I messaged him first. And we met.. twice. A good friend. "
awww thanks Tilly xx I blame the solitary confinement of living in mid Wales for rambling on to myself most of the time on here when nobody looks. So go on everyone, have a look but just don't even think about messaging me about SHEEP.. Maybe I should change it to include the words 'mint sauce' in your reply so I know you've read it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My vote goes to _ubicinch. Made me lol. And I messaged him first. And we met.. twice. A good friend. awww thanks Tilly xx I blame the solitary confinement of living in mid Wales for rambling on to myself most of the time on here when nobody looks. So go on everyone, have a look but just don't even think about messaging me about SHEEP.. Maybe I should change it to include the words 'mint sauce' in your reply so I know you've read it

Anytime hunny. Yours is my fave profile for content. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I'm honest I do wonder where my profile goes wrong, I do seem to get more messages after being in chat as opposed to here (maybe it's cause I always have my cam on and they can see my face?).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahahahahaha _ubicinch your profile made me smile thanks for that

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By *ubicinchMan over a year ago

Gwynedd

"Hahahahahahaha _ubicinch your profile made me smile thanks for that

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why thank you Mary Poppins.. didn't take me long to read yours, and then I got to the pic of a raven corkscrew haired beauty and nearly fell off my sheep OMG

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

Cubic, that profile is good. We think it is a good idea to block the sheep. Ewe be glad you did. We think meeting sheep at clubs isn't a good idea, we prefer to meet them at baa's. We're certainly not into goats just kidding.

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By *ubicinchMan over a year ago

Gwynedd

"Cubic, that profile is good. We think it is a good idea to block the sheep. Ewe be glad you did. We think meeting sheep at clubs isn't a good idea, we prefer to meet them at baa's. We're certainly not into goats just kidding."
sound advice

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

We are running a trial profile. The top half shows a new scoring system, below is the original. We will revert back to the original if there is no improvement or elicits an unfavourable response.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Not into goats at all?! Silly billy!

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By *.TaylorMan over a year ago

london

Love a newbies profile angelic feathers. Sounds too sexy

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Hahahahahahaha _ubicinch your profile made me smile thanks for that

why thank you Mary Poppins.. didn't take me long to read yours, and then I got to the pic of a raven corkscrew haired beauty and nearly fell off my sheep OMG

Is the sheep okay? Did it require shee-PR? What were ewe thinking, this kinda stuff could seriously affect your relationsheeps!

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By *ssex playersCouple over a year ago

Chelmsford

Just because you have a horn on, doesn't mean we shag ya. ... Honestly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to get the odd message so reckon mine works for me

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By *ubicinchMan over a year ago

Gwynedd

"Hahahahahahaha _ubicinch your profile made me smile thanks for that

why thank you Mary Poppins.. didn't take me long to read yours, and then I got to the pic of a raven corkscrew haired beauty and nearly fell off my sheep OMG

Is the sheep okay? Did it require shee-PR? What were ewe thinking, this kinda stuff could seriously affect your relationsheeps!

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it's ok, Im just a horny old goat

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

Bloody hell. I must be in with a chance of that prize

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Hahahahahahaha _ubicinch your profile made me smile thanks for that

why thank you Mary Poppins.. didn't take me long to read yours, and then I got to the pic of a raven corkscrew haired beauty and nearly fell off my sheep OMG

Is the sheep okay? Did it require shee-PR? What were ewe thinking, this kinda stuff could seriously affect your relationsheeps!

it's ok, Im just a horny old goat

Ewe gotta be kidding...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I've come to the conclusion I might as well write a load of bollocks for a profile as most don't read it anyway, they just look at the photos

That's why I scaled mine down to the basics.

I get more compliments on my profile now then I ever did when I had a load of text on it

Love your profile xx

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Mine works for me. Surely that's all that matters?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine works for me. Surely that's all that matters?

Was about to say the same thing .

If the profile does what it's supposed to do , it's a great profile isn't it ?

And ours sure does

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By *ubicinchMan over a year ago

Gwynedd

Ewe gotta be kidding..."
no, I am.. I'm off to wear my fab button out on all your gorgeous pics!

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

andover

We do ok on fab..Connie x

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

"I have been inundated with people viewing and commentating on my profile since the thread started

I haven't lol

We like your top trumps image"

I thank you and I score 30 pts....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must have won this thing by now xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I must have won this thing by now xx

But I doesn't feature a prize board

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By *ubicinchMan over a year ago

Gwynedd

"I must have won this thing by now xx

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only the most emoticons in one post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think mine's broken....people still think I'm friendly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is the best, it has won awards "

Yeah it is good actually. Blue Peter badge winging it's way to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't you just love a sexy arse and where's my two redheads god man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ours tells folk what they need to know,some like it some don't,those that like and match what we are looking for are welcome to get in touch.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

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your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

You gave up half way through?! So you didn't even get to the cunt?! Haha! I've tried removing paragraphs but it doesn't make sense to me, I guess it's purely saying, this is me, all of me, like it or lump it, your choice! Those that like it, will like me, those that don't, won't! I didn't intend on it being a filter but it's become that which is fine by me! But at the same time, I have asked many, many people if they've even read my profile when being asked if I'm into women!!!! Humans, don't you just love them all!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

"
I mean if you've been here a while you know what its about its about messages and meets ,so couples or women send you messages but they to are reading lots of profiles and sending lots of messages ,so where its good to have a profile that's informative and tells them about you it doesn't need to be an essay ,putting things you don't like down is one thing but they are negatives and bottom line in most cases the person is nothing like their text messages anyway ,somethings are best to be found out in the real world

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

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gosh that is loooooong. Needs a professional rewrite I think. Why not consult one of the experts in this thread...not me of course. Xxxx Poppy

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By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Does a load of rambling nonsense count?

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Ours tells folk what they need to know,some like it some don't,those that like and match what we are looking for are welcome to get in touch."
Hmmm it's okay but could benefit from some wow factor in some way. Refer to the experts in this thread... Not me. Xxxx Poppy

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By *opular Poppy OP Couple over a year ago

Herts

"Bloody hell. I must be in with a chance of that prize"
Ummmmmmm well....

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By *luezuluMan over a year ago

Suffolk

"Bloody hell. I must be in with a chance of that prize Ummmmmmm well....

lol you know you want to give the prize

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

I mean if you've been here a while you know what its about its about messages and meets ,so couples or women send you messages but they to are reading lots of profiles and sending lots of messages ,so where its good to have a profile that's informative and tells them about you it doesn't need to be an essay ,putting things you don't like down is one thing but they are negatives and bottom line in most cases the person is nothing like their text messages anyway ,somethings are best to be found out in the real world

Not necessarily, my profile is me, those that bother reading it and fit my preferences are those that I'm looking to meet...would I want to find out that the couple I'm meeting and have booked a hotel room for or have travelled to, are into scat play and wanting that from me? Absolutely not as it's not what I'm looking for...does that make sense? I don't think my likes and dislikes are put across in a negative way, long yes and worded how I speak in person, but after reading my profile it's clear to see what I want and can offer which is essentially what a profile is for, isn't it? To me it is, negative/ranty/demanding/nuetral/personality lacking/poorly written profiles do nothing for me even if I absolutely cannot take my eyes off the pics, I suppose you make what you want to make of a profile or anything in general, we are all different after all! I read profiles after looking at pics, call me shallow but I don't see any point in going any further if I don't like what I see in pics!

I've been here for just under 3 years and am not changing my profile for anybody, it's my little bit of the internet and I shall do what I like with it! It doesn't NEED to be anything other than what I want it to be, it doesn't have to suit others, like I said, those that like it, will like me and those that don't, won't! My personality is what makes me different to others, I often cringe at the look at my profile threads as I think, if you can't sell yourself on a screen how the hell are you going to manage in person...being a sheep and told WHAT to write and what pics I should have up is not for me, guidance/advice however are always welcome! I'm not here for the majority of people but rather the small minority that tickle my fancy and I tickle theirs! Fitting in by changing for others never suited me and it never will, it also goes against who I am...which is a unique individual!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

After that rant, just telling you you're profile is clear of what you want, shame you don't come parties as I am hosing another in Blackburn tonight. Maybe Cupids with fem friend tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm I'm not sure if award for boring counts but good humour may get a point

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

gosh that is loooooong. Needs a professional rewrite I think. Why not consult one of the experts in this thread...not me of course. Xxxx Poppy "

As was my last comment cos that's me, I talk/type shitloads if given the chance to!!! Consulting an expert off this thread to rewrite my profile when they know nothing about me? No thanks, I'll pass...the only expert on myself, is me!

Apart from on the odd days when I question who I am!!!!!! Hahaha!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

After that rant, just telling you you're profile is clear of what you want, shame you don't come parties as I am hosing another in Blackburn tonight. Maybe Cupids with fem friend tomorrow

My profile is clear of what I want, yes, I don't come to parties? Didn't get to the bottom where it is clear to see that 'Party invites are more than welcome' You couldn't be arsed reading it, I can't be arsed with your party! See, it does exactly what I want it to and is a filter in its own right! It'll obviously be me missing out and my loss!!!!! Hahaha! Jeez Louise, I should not be on here today!!!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Consulting an expert off this thread to rewrite my profile when they know nothing about me? No thanks, I'll pass...the only expert on myself, is me!

Apart from on the odd days when I question who I am!!!!!! Hahaha!

to this. If people don't like my profile text for whatever reason then it's a useful filter for them since it reflects exactly who I am and how verbose I can be. Only I can accurately portray that since I know me best.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

andover

Sofie, we lov your profile shane your age limits are set to low..lol..anyway enjoy yourself if you are ever around corfu pop us a message nice to chat over a cold drink..connie x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

After that rant, just telling you you're profile is clear of what you want, shame you don't come parties as I am hosing another in Blackburn tonight. Maybe Cupids with fem friend tomorrow

Haha I read it was being cheeky! lol hope you're in a better mood today... Well for future couples/fem parties I shall invite you if you'd like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey where's my godamn easter egg and my two sexy big butted redheads ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just seen this thread!

I think mine's fun but definitely not concise - it's there primarily to make people laugh/smile - and from the feedback I get it seems to do the job!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure if my profile would be considered the "best" on Fab, but it's probably one of the most honest ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I won yet?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Mine is like Marmite.

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By *estlands4Man over a year ago

Sidmouth

Has anyone read mine yet....??

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I got bored reading this thread never mind wading through all the profiles.

You're all winners!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got bored reading this thread never mind wading through all the profiles.

You're all winners!

Thank you!

I'm the main winner though - right??

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"I got bored reading this thread never mind wading through all the profiles.

You're all winners!

Woohoooo

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By *lappyMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'd like to think mine gives an accurate summary of whom I am

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"I'd like to think mine gives an accurate summary of whom I am "

Sadly, I think mine does the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ours must be hidden - off to check- no its not must just be boring as hell as no one commented boo hoo

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

That'll be mine..

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By *odramafunCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Uh oh... Up until two days ago we had the standard couple profile... Then said sod it let's say it how it is... Appears a popular move even though not for everyone... Any profile that is honest is fab x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine actually says its the best profile write up so if it says it in writing it must be true xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who even reads profiles

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Emojis removed by poster at 28/03/16 05:04:01]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine is like Marmite. "

High in sodium.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"who even reads profiles

Your mum."
yes but in this thread I bet most people in it commenting havnt looked at others profile write ups

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the I interests of shameless self promotion - check mine out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine.

Mine's written using the medium of photos of my body

I totally agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told by a fair few people that I come across as cocky, up myself and also intimidating through my profile...

your profile is humorous not arrogant or intimidating but too long I gave up half way through

After that rant, just telling you you're profile is clear of what you want, shame you don't come parties as I am hosing another in Blackburn tonight. Maybe Cupids with fem friend tomorrow

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yes but that's the difference between men and women the woman can make a snap decision based on the right or wrong reasons for asking a question you didn't want them to ask because he didn't read to the end of a very long winded profile ,she can make that snap decision coz theirs a 100 more guys waiting to take his place ,so remember guys this is why you read the profile to the end no matter how boring it is ,its the difference between you being filtered out or meeting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been complimented on my profile so many times over the years (usually with things like 'best I've ever read on here!') that I reckon I could be a contender for best profile on site..."

You will find it is your whopper of a cock you are being complimented on, beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My god a cock pic in public pics its unheard of women will run for cover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having read a few of the single guy profiles, I think mine is due a rewrite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We've all been there: realising that we need to rewrite our profile after coming across others' profiles which are written more poignantly, concisely, skilfully.

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I think whoever is last one in this thread is the winner

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