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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
Never had it happen to me and not entirely sure what you mean by dodgy.... if you are concerned it is stuck I would think it will come out when you next go to the toilet. If you are concerned about STI then you may want to visit a clinic and discuss it with them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it's stuck fast then you may want to think about a trip to the A&E.
Don't worry, they've seen it all before, just tell them you 'backed on to it by mistake'..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's stuck fast then you may want to think about a trip to the A&E.
Don't worry, they've seen it all before, just tell them you 'backed on to it by mistake'....."
Haha |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Should be alright. Careful with farting in public though as your arse might look like its chewing bubblegum"
My nanna used to tell me that if I carried on swallowing chewing gum then my bum would blow bubbles.....I still swallow it and it hasn't happened so far    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand"
Yup, I think we got that! 
But awesome job of clarifying there for us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand"
Did it come out?
Did it hurt?
Are you okay?
Answer the above & you should know where you stand with your original question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand
Yup, I think we got that!
But awesome job of clarifying there for us. "
Haha |
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I got an anal toy stuck completely up there. ..only the wires making it vibrate were hanging out (thank goodness). After a lot of who haa and strangers looking up my bum and passing comment.... someone trying to pull it out and splitting me.... I finally took charge snd went to the bathroom. Pretended I was giving birth and hey presto out it popped; )
A condom coukd easily disappear though and need professional removal so best shit it out pdq if it happens again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got an anal toy stuck completely up there. ..only the wires making it vibrate were hanging out (thank goodness). After a lot of who haa and strangers looking up my bum and passing comment.... someone trying to pull it out and splitting me...."
Sounds like you tried to walk it off with a stroll around the local park! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out "
Every time?
Maybe he could hold the condom as he withdraws his cock from your arse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out
Every time?
Maybe he could hold the condom as he withdraws his cock from your arse? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah its every time we do it missionay position all tho i do think he gets it stuck on purpose"
Missionary!!! Is that after you take a rose scented, candle lit bath together? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse."
Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes |
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Get him to practise by pulling off too small washing up gloves. Nice stretching and sanpping noise if nowt else.
Fab needs a hotline for sexual emergencies like this. Where IS our subscription money going..!?
I think someone should put this thread on a government leaflet for sex Ed in secondary schools.. |
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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago
You Dont Need to Know, right now |
Seriously, if anyone finds that they have a condom in them, after the cock has been withdrawn, they should be aware that they are at increased risk of STIs (and pregnancy, if a woman). A trip to the GUM clinic is needed. And, as others have said, the man should hold the base of the condom as he withdraws, to make sure that the 'seal' is maintained. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah its every time we do it missionay position all tho i do think he gets it stuck on purpose
Missionary!!! Is that after you take a rose scented, candle lit bath together? "
This made me spit my coffee out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand
Yup, I think we got that!
But awesome job of clarifying there for us. "
Never heard the saying "too much information"?
Anyone got any eye bleach? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I mean as in when u get fkd when the guy pulls out an condoms is up bum but have to pull it out by hand
Yup, I think we got that!
But awesome job of clarifying there for us. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum?
Just fart it out no big issue
A "big issue" magazine would be a lot harder"
If you accidentally get a magazine stuck in the anal passag the same goes just fart it out |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.
Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes "
Don't light a match to tempt the mouse out. That trick won a Darwin Award |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it dodgy when condom gets stuck in bum?
Just fart it out no big issue
A "big issue" magazine would be a lot harder
If you accidentally get a magazine stuck in the anal passag the same goes just fart it out "
Or get a hamster (who was celeb that put a hamster up his bum?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.
Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes
Don't light a match to tempt the mouse out. That trick won a Darwin Award "
Or gerbil
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.
It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Train a mouse to retreive it. Shove a pvc pipe up there and send in the mouse.
Phone Richard Gere for advice if the mouse doesn't return within 20 minutes
Don't light a match to tempt the mouse out. That trick won a Darwin Award
Or gerbil
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug"
Or Paris Hilton: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-07gijJuhc |
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"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.
It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above."
i think he needs to buy bigger condoms as he is a big boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously, if anyone finds that they have a condom in them, after the cock has been withdrawn, they should be aware that they are at increased risk of STIs (and pregnancy, if a woman). A trip to the GUM clinic is needed. And, as others have said, the man should hold the base of the condom as he withdraws, to make sure that the 'seal' is maintained."
Christ, you've got a seal up there as well.....what happened to the mouse??? |
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"Seriously, if anyone finds that they have a condom in them, after the cock has been withdrawn, they should be aware that they are at increased risk of STIs (and pregnancy, if a woman). A trip to the GUM clinic is needed. And, as others have said, the man should hold the base of the condom as he withdraws, to make sure that the 'seal' is maintained.
Christ, you've got a seal up there as well.....what happened to the mouse???"
Fuck
Lololol
Throw a fish in....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.
It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above. i think he needs to buy bigger condoms as he is a big boy"
Your sexual health is your own responsibility, not his. |
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"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.
It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above. i think he needs to buy bigger condoms as he is a big boy
Your sexual health is your own responsibility, not his."
yes u r right but he should use the right sized condoms |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
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This thread has amused me!
[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u"
You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.
It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic. |
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This thread has amused me!
[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u
You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.
It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic. "
yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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This thread has amused me!
[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u
You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.
It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic. yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband "
I'd be quite suprised if it had, he has a virgin arse as far as I'm aware.  |
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This thread has amused me!
[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u
You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.
It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic. yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband
I'd be quite suprised if it had, he has a virgin arse as far as I'm aware. "
i will have to send the blk guy over to see him |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
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This thread has amused me!
[/quote glad u enjoyed take it its never happend to u
You assume wrong, it has happened to me before.
It was some of the answers that tickled me rather than the actual topic. yeah i new what u ment but as it ever happend to ur husband
I'd be quite suprised if it had, he has a virgin arse as far as I'm aware. i will have to send the blk guy over to see him"
No you're alright! He politely declines your offer.
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"check that it's staying on as designed to during its actual use so that it is protecting you in the way it is supposed to.
It is is, then it just slipping off when he finally withdraws, make sure that he holds it as it comes out and usevpleny of lube duribg the fun, as has been suggested above. i think he needs to buy bigger condoms as he is a big boy"
Surely he needs smaller ones if they keep slipping off?
You should always, always, always hold the base of the condom as the cock is withdrawn to prevent this and keep you safe |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Can I invent the 'belt for condoms' or even a braces model where the opening has an attached open ring that the wearer wraps around his balls
Nah; just stick it on with Duct tape
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I was thinking along similar lines. Maybe some form of string that hooks under the balls so it remains attached, much like mittens in a winter coat sleeves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It happened to me once; condom slipped off and was left inside me.
He really panicked which reassured me that he wasn't someone who would go bare back by choice. I fished it out with a few fingers and went for testing a couple of days later and again a couple of weeks. And so on.
The clinic were of a similar opinion that it wasn't much of a risk because of his reaction.
He wasn't a big guy and went soft swiftly after he came. He did try to hold onto it as he withdrew but failed. It was clearly still with its contents when I got it out. Sorry. That bit was a bit  lol. |
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"I thought my profile was already on bi
Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage
I think we can safely agree on that "
yes defo past the curious stage will always fancy women more all tho i do have a thing for Lockie off Towie |
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"I thought my profile was already on bi
Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage
I think we can safely agree on that yes defo past the curious stage will always fancy women more all tho i do have a thing for Lockie off Towie"
Why don't you change it then? |
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"I thought my profile was already on bi
Nope as I said it says curious but you are obviously well past that stage
I think we can safely agree on that yes defo past the curious stage will always fancy women more all tho i do have a thing for Lockie off Towie
Why don't you change it then?"
i have done |
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Sounds like you need a third person in the room, to stand by and supervise, discreetly checking that the condom is still in place during play, checking regularly by putting their hand in the area, participation without anyone realising they're just checking.
If it does happen again, farting it out is a lot easier if some air is gently blown up there. I'll leave it to your imagination as to ways to do it, but a hand held douching bulb is good for that purpose, or anything else in a similar design.
Funny thread for replies, but the original question is a serious one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx"
Oh dear!!! That's just way too off putting....
I won't lie... My lady parts at times like to keep things but it's not stuck inside lol can easily be removed and I always make sure it hasn't decided to take a souvenir |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx
Oh dear!!! That's just way too off putting....
I won't lie... My lady parts at times like to keep things but it's not stuck inside lol can easily be removed and I always make sure it hasn't decided to take a souvenir "
Yeah it's happens to everyone hun but surely the guy should tell u it's fell off though haha xx
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx
OMG! That would put me off for life. That's revolting "
Hubby were deffo put off lv and the women didn't even know so blame the guy who didn't tell her...she were so embarrassed xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah it's happens to everyone hun but surely the guy should tell u it's fell off though haha xx
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But common sense would suggest you check for yourself? Right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah it's happens to everyone hun but surely the guy should tell u it's fell off though haha xx
But common sense would suggest you check for yourself? Right? "
Dam right hun x |
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"Its not stuck up their now its just gets stuck everytime he dumps is load in it and i have to pull it out
Every time?
Maybe he could hold the condom as he withdraws his cock from your arse? "
wondered if someone would eventually state the obvious!!!!!!!! surely isnt that what you supposed to do when using a condom?????? lol  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx
OMG! That would put me off for life. That's revolting
Hubby were deffo put off lv and the women didn't even know so blame the guy who didn't tell her...she were so embarrassed xx"
It's made me feel actually queasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx"
Haha that happened to a girl I used to work with, I took the piss out of her for months |
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"My hubby had kinda similar thing happen he were playing with a women and found a comdom in her which wasn't his xx
Haha that happened to a girl I used to work with, I took the piss out of her for months "
she sounds like a naughty girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Jackass: The Movie (and that's saying a lot), Dunn visits a doctor, and an X-Ray reveals a matchbox car that he skillfully inserted into his...anal cavity, with the help of only a well-lubricated condom. Try not to laugh at the disgusted look on the nurse's face as she discovers what's troubling Ryan's system
was a sad day when Ryan Dunn died |
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"Should be alright. Careful with farting in public though as your arse might look like its chewing bubblegum
My nanna used to tell me that if I carried on swallowing chewing gum then my bum would blow bubbles.....I still swallow it and it hasn't happened so far "
It is only a matter of time. You will know when it is about to happen though. You will start to feel a bit wriggly. |
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"So this thread is full of seals and ducks what other mammals will be used. No animals came to any harm making this thread  "
There's also been mentions of fish, a mouse, gerbil and a hamster, plus something wriggly which didn't go into detail about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this thread is full of seals and ducks what other mammals will be used. No animals came to any harm making this thread
There's also been mentions of fish, a mouse, gerbil and a hamster, plus something wriggly which didn't go into detail about. "
You forgot Paris Hilton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suggest he uses a new condom every time and you just go with it.
Eventually, there'll be one big mass of latex in there and it'll just grow out of you.
You can then keep the latex buttball and use it for indoor football.
Not in the living room though, you'll smash the ornaments and stuff. |
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