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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?

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By *elle2016Woman over a year ago

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'Fancy a fuck'!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people call me cute. I'm not a baby or a puppy, why am I always described as cute?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people call me cute. I'm not a baby or a puppy, why am I always described as cute?

Yeah not a fan of that one either tbh!

Or when I tell a woman that I'm not that fussed about BJs, and they say "You haven't had one off me then!", or something to that effect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wot u up2 Babe? Seriously hate Babe.

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman over a year ago

south yorkshire

Oral bores me silly to, oddly men take offense when I say if they want to do that ill b reading my kindle and wake me uo when they're done

I find being told they won't disappoint me really irritating tbh,like I don't know what I want.an utter turn off x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"
yes ,suck my toes

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

The blowjob thing is fucking spot on! Yeah, it's not a competition, sweetheart. If I'm not into something that doesn't mean I'm challenging you to go at it for an hour to prove you're the best at it, it means I'd sooner just skip it. Giving it all that "you haven't had one off me!" bollocks just comes across as arrogant, and more to the point, dismissive and argumentative. "I don't like blowjobs particularly" - "yes you fucking do, you're clearly stupid. Here, I'll prove it."

Nah, piss off bab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete"
boobs or buns talking ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi sexy

Errr you have no idea what I look like or anything about me....I could look like princess Fiona for all you know LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Sucks like a dyson'. I wonder if anyone has ever made a proper side-by-side comparison?

And the one that used to be used a lot on here - 'treat with respect and you will be rewarded'.

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

How are you guys.....going to sound petty but we are a guy and a girl....if someone calls us that in the real world they get corrected....it'll pass I'm sure.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete"

This for me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How are you guys.....going to sound petty but we are a guy and a girl....if someone calls us that in the real world they get corrected....it'll pass I'm sure.

Noted

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By *iverpool LoverMan over a year ago

liverpool

Wouldn't say it was a phrase I hear a lot but was once asked that they wanted me to put my hand around her throat and choke her and spit in her mouth.

instant turn off for me.

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

"Smoothly shaven"

Wouldn't say it's a turn off exactly, just a bit of a disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Smoothly shaven"

Wouldn't say it's a turn off exactly, just a bit of a disappointment."

And on a similar note, "I am cleanly shaven and like others who take care of themselves" as if choosing not to be hairless means by default that I don't bathe or brush my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If hes licking for hours and you havent cum hes doing it wrong!!

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

I'll make you squirt

I want to spank that arse

My balls need emptying

Wanna suck my cock then go?

All big turn offs resulting in a delete and possible block

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Favourite is:

Errrrrr is that it??? Jesus Christ don't put too much effort put in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi sexy

Errr you have no idea what I look like or anything about me....I could look like princess Fiona for all you know LOL

THIS

Hate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find come round and fuck me very distasteful especially if they don't provide the address

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahaha I'm cracking up at all of these! We really are bastards aren't we!

I don't think there's one phrase above that doesn't annoy me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and any status that includes the words "I'm bored..."

me mam always used to say that only boring people are bored and frankly, I'm not here to cure anyone's boredom...

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete"

Lmao so true..... And lick you for hours generally means five mins followed by a three minute fuck anyway. They all want it twice (until they've done it once!)

This is where clubs come in useful as any regular club attendee USUALLY has a little more stamina.....

But in the meantime 'you've got a hot ass, I'd love to be in it' is my current bugbear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn off for me is guys who message for meets / send their hotel room numbers etc when they have never spoken to me or know what I look like.

Shows a total lack of standards if they're willing to fuck anything with a pulse and a hole. Not what I'm looking for

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

All of the above plus:

You're gorgeous, what are you doing here?

I find this to be totally disrespectful towards every woman on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the above plus:

You're gorgeous, what are you doing here?

I find this to be totally disrespectful towards every woman on here."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the above plus:

You're gorgeous, what are you doing here?

I find this to be totally disrespectful towards every woman on here."
why they are just words and fairly complimentary hardly harsh or disrespectful ,wall side of bed maybe ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All of the above plus:

You're gorgeous, what are you doing here?

I find this to be totally disrespectful towards every woman on here.

why they are just words and fairly complimentary hardly harsh or disrespectful ,wall side of bed maybe ??

I really don't like that one either, it's suggesting that 1) I think I'm better than other people on here 2) That the guy joined this site expecting all the girls to be ugly 3) That he's probably said it to 100000 other girls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the above plus:

You're gorgeous, what are you doing here?

I find this to be totally disrespectful towards every woman on here.

why they are just words and fairly complimentary hardly harsh or disrespectful ,wall side of bed maybe ??

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By *isa 59Woman over a year ago

Newcastle

Ha ha ha...not at all. I read it as though the writer is saying that gorgeous women have no need to be on here. Every woman is gorgeous in her own right and why wouldn't/shouldn't a gorgeous woman enjoy the swinging scene?

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least "

I always think of tapioca when I read heavy cummer. It's not a phrase that sells me to that person.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha ha ha...not at all. I read it as though the writer is saying that gorgeous women have no need to be on here. Every woman is gorgeous in her own right and why wouldn't/shouldn't a gorgeous woman enjoy the swinging scene?"
now that I agree with x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill destroy you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least

I always think of tapioca when I read heavy cummer. It's not a phrase that sells me to that person."

Oooh I quite like tapioca! But not the phrase 'heavy cummer'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll make you Cum with my tongue"

Not only is oral a bit boring to me.... No one has EVER made me cum through oral....many have tried....

Basically boils down to where I feel most pleasure... Which happens to be inside

Now unless you have a tongue shaped like a hard penis.... It's not gonna make me cum

Move on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least

I always think of tapioca when I read heavy cummer. It's not a phrase that sells me to that person."

(retch)

Is tapioca like frog spawn???

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

Worst one I got was "I'm going to destroy your pussy" er NO your not ! 1.you didn't even say hello 2.you would have to meet me first 3. I rather like my pussy the way it is thank you very much.

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least

I always think of tapioca when I read heavy cummer. It's not a phrase that sells me to that person.

(retch)

Is tapioca like frog spawn???"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For the record...I like bj

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I'll make you cum in my mouth

I'll make you cum all over my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll make you cum in my mouth

I'll make you cum all over my cock

"
do you love them words or dislike them intensely ??

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By *uck princess and himCouple over a year ago

washington

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete"

I feel your pain, I become a "challenge" to men. "Il make her squirt" 1 finger, then 2, pop in the 3rd.. 'fuck it Il just act like I'm digging a fucking tunnel!'

Pisses me off and it does nowt for me -tone x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like these comments usually found on veris after they've had a sex meet :

She sucks like a henry

Don't mess this one about she fucks like a rabbit in season

She's what this site's all about

Known this one for years she's a real slapper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat her with respect guys....even thou the veri says i gave this bitch my big cock hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of the above plus:

You're gorgeous, what are you doing here?

I find this to be totally disrespectful towards every woman on here.

why they are just words and fairly complimentary hardly harsh or disrespectful ,wall side of bed maybe ??

There are some stunners on here, and if I tell someone they are beautiful, it generally means they are just that.

Not said it to many, but the ones I have said it to are simply gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The funniest this is, I say none of the above and I still get ignored. Ha ha.

Women ey?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

Maybe if he was any good at it then it wouldn't take hours!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and any status that includes the words "I'm bored..."

me mam always used to say that only boring people are bored and frankly, I'm not here to cure anyone's boredom..."

Totally agree with this... Any mention of the word I stop reading and delete.

Lolli

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete"

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I must admit to having a good chuckle at this. "Heavy cummer" has made me shudder!

I've been reminded of another thing too: Beard hate. Now, not everybody likes a beard, and obviously I don't take issue with that, because I'm not an arrogant prick. What gets my goat is when they write a vicious diatribe on their profile about it. "No beards they're disgusting and smelly and ugly and you look like a tramp"

No fucking need, you know? "No beards" is more than enough. That's got it covered. The rest is just unnecessary spiteful vitriol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really live licking pussy but for hours ? I don't think it's rally practical or enjoyable to just keep on licking for the sake of it.

I much prefer swapping between licking and fucking playing ect especially when me and the woman are taking turns to do each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"

Asking if I want to fuck their wife. As if I was a performing cock.

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By *eggaeloverMan over a year ago

Bristol

I wouldn't take it literally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"

Years ago a fellow enjoyed this process of prolonged cunnilingus - so I ate a green apple - some dark chocolate - drank a black coffee - smoked some cigarettes - the orgasims were fantastic and all the food and coffee etc seemed more wonderful - a great memory .....

As to a phrase - "you've never had anyone as good as me and you will be sorry if you don't say yes!!!!!"

Just prezoic- it's pathetic - what minuscule minds they have !

Mwah

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By *ensual_delightsCouple (FF) over a year ago

CArdiff

"'Fancy a fuck'!!!!!!!"

Yep. This!!

I hate copy n paste msg's as well! Ugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'mmmmmm'

Don't know why but seeing that always makes me cringe.

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By *ensual_delightsCouple (FF) over a year ago

CArdiff

Meet??

No pics, no info!!

Yea, we'll be there now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well , it's your loss "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything containing the C word....can't even bring myself to type it lol

Yes,I understand this is a swinging site etc but,this word,no matter how its used,puts me off. T x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?

As to a phrase - "you've never had anyone as good as me and you will be sorry if you don't say yes!!!!!"

Just prezoic- it's pathetic - what minuscule minds they have !

Mwah

"
yes but did you eat a pineapple its supposed to give your pussy a pineapple taste I tried it but didn't really notice it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?

As to a phrase - "you've never had anyone as good as me and you will be sorry if you don't say yes!!!!!"

Just prezoic- it's pathetic - what minuscule minds they have !

Mwah

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yes but did you eat a pineapple its supposed to give your pussy a pineapple taste I tried it but didn't really notice it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wat u in2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am afraid it's a no .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The phrase "it's their loss" on threads where normally a woman has been stood up.

Does my bloody head in

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

Hate the word panties or moist !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phrase "it's their loss" on threads where normally a woman has been stood up.

Does my bloody head in

Oh the good old white knights

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford

It's our sad experience that many opening gambits from individual chaps on here are crass and/or crude and often cringe making. We wish it were otherwise but getting treated as objects rather than as intelligent fellow humans gets very, very wearing when you receive the same repetitive barrage of low brow dross day after day .

Shame , we would like to meet single chaps but the blocking filter may come into use soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's our sad experience that many opening gambits from individual chaps on here are crass and/or crude and often cringe making. We wish it were otherwise but getting treated as objects rather than as intelligent fellow humans gets very, very wearing when you receive the same repetitive barrage of low brow dross day after day .

Shame , we would like to meet single chaps but the blocking filter may come into use soon "

They're ruining it for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I get called babe, hun or sexy....I'm a middle aged mum of four for goodness sake!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck?

(Ummm.... Hell yeah sure)

Your stunning/beautiful/gorgeous

(Firstly it's 'you're' secondly you haven't seen me)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Well , it's your loss " "

Omg I love this one!!! It's like, is that supposed to make me come running back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I get called babe, hun or sexy....I'm a middle aged mum of four for goodness sake!!"
I get called babe a lot, but I like it

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By *ensual_delightsCouple (FF) over a year ago

CArdiff

Just had a lovely one from a pig of a male.

Subject: ho

Cash for meet girls? Xx

Wtaf, he even put xx on the end! Gotta laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also just received

"Your pussy looks so sweet I bet it tastes of sugar and squeaks cos it's so tight!!! Lolxx"

Yeah course .... Cos I have public pics of it plastered everywhere

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By *ensual_delightsCouple (FF) over a year ago

CArdiff

"I also just received

"Your pussy looks so sweet I bet it tastes of sugar and squeaks cos it's so tight!!! Lolxx"

Yeah course .... Cos I have public pics of it plastered everywhere

Loool squeaks!! Hahaha gotta be the best by far!! Loool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also just received

"Your pussy looks so sweet I bet it tastes of sugar and squeaks cos it's so tight!!! Lolxx"

Yeah course .... Cos I have public pics of it plastered everywhere

Loool squeaks!! Hahaha gotta be the best by far!! Loool"

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I actually fell asleep once during a prolonged, lacklustre oral session. He was very hurt.

Being licked for hours has no appeal at all for me. A man saying it suggests he thinks he knows what women want, (as if we all want the same anyway), but actually doesn't have a clue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shame , we would like to meet single chaps but the blocking filter may come into use soon

They're ruining it for the rest of us

Is that a phrase you hate or do you believe that because they're really not, they're actually making it much much easier for the decent ones to stand out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a couple or woman want to meet and they ask for more pics, when they don't got any lol.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Shame , we would like to meet single chaps but the blocking filter may come into use soon

They're ruining it for the rest of us

Is that a phrase you hate or do you believe that because they're really not, they're actually making it much much easier for the decent ones to stand out"

The good ones really do stand out and shine.

Some look like good guys to begin with but usually show themselves before too long.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"
Speaking from a male point of view,if i could not make the lady cum in 15 minutes i would lose interest and the will to live....my erection would disappear and i would recon im a failure..lol

Most blokes that write shit like go down on a woman for hours are braindead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'You look too innocent to be on here' .. oh sorry I didn't realise you needed a certain look to be on here..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Well , it's your loss "

Omg I love this one!!! It's like, is that supposed to make me come running back? "

Try replying with im sure i can live with the pain of failing to meet you ..after all you approached me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least "

Yep....I can cum and I weigh 25st plus....!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I also dislike 'hey how come you've not replied' or something along those lines the second I log on. Admittedly, I am pretty bad at replying but give me chance!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'You look too innocent to be on here' .. oh sorry I didn't realise you needed a certain look to be on here..

Ha, I've had that a few times.

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By *i-cambsMan over a year ago

March

Get your kit off. I aint a serviceman nor a footballer any more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shame , we would like to meet single chaps but the blocking filter may come into use soon

They're ruining it for the rest of us

Is that a phrase you hate or do you believe that because they're really not, they're actually making it much much easier for the decent ones to stand out"

I think we understood it differently. If people start blocking single guys based on a bad few then the "good" ones don't get a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'mmmmmm'

Don't know why but seeing that always makes me cringe."

Uggh yes, it makes me cringe too

And being called 'Hun'... guaranteed to get an ignore from me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are you looking for on here..." that really bugs me

Or a first message "wanna fuck now"

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"'You look too innocent to be on here' .. oh sorry I didn't realise you needed a certain look to be on here..

Do you think it's the topless pics that make you look so innocent? Or the one where you're touching yourself? What a strange thing to say.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

When you politely decline someone or some couples offer... and they say something along the lines of;

'You're not my type either, I was only joking'.

Pathetic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Well , it's your loss "

Omg I love this one!!! It's like, is that supposed to make me come running back?

Try replying with im sure i can live with the pain of failing to meet you ..after all you approached me

Haha I just tell them I will count my losses

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When you politely decline someone or some couples offer... and they say something along the lines of;

'You're not my type either, I was only joking'.

Pathetic

On another site I once got "Probably for the best, you're a bit too fat for me anyway" after I'd politely said I wasn't interested

I'd been gorgeous and stunning 5 minutes earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you politely decline someone or some couples offer... and they say something along the lines of;

'You're not my type either, I was only joking'.

Pathetic

On another site I once got "Probably for the best, you're a bit too fat for me anyway" after I'd politely said I wasn't interested

I'd been gorgeous and stunning 5 minutes earlier

"
are people really that petty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete"

this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're lovely

But you are

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By *isexmistressWoman over a year ago

Prestwich

The usual and unoriginal

`I will make you squirt` .. Other than boosting YOUR ego,so what?

`I would ruin you` Oooo you big man you! and ,with my asthma,def jog on..

`you need a real cock`..Telling me what i need.HUGE FAIL.Thats like me telling you you need to deleope some personality/learn how to chat to women FOR REAL,not some cyber idiocy..

I could go on but basically,the nice guys/the ones worth bothering with, STAND OUT here..

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford

"The usual and unoriginal

`I will make you squirt` .. Other than boosting YOUR ego,so what?

`I would ruin you` Oooo you big man you! and ,with my asthma,def jog on..

`you need a real cock`..Telling me what i need.HUGE FAIL.Thats like me telling you you need to deleope some personality/learn how to chat to women FOR REAL,not some cyber idiocy..

I could go on but basically,the nice guys/the ones worth bothering with, STAND OUT here..

Refreshing to see it's not just ourselves who get bombarded with identical dross ! Gee like your images as a random aside !

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By *aramelMINXWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

The phrase that pisses me off

' I love asian women'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phrase that pisses me off

' I love asian women'

"
do you get all the guys wanting to act out their Asian women fantasies?

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By *aramelMINXWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"The phrase that pisses me off

' I love asian women'

do you get all the guys wanting to act out their Asian women fantasies?"

Yep lol... it's great being objectified lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black guys who message me asking if I "like BBC"

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"When you politely decline someone or some couples offer... and they say something along the lines of;

'You're not my type either, I was only joking'.

Pathetic

On another site I once got "Probably for the best, you're a bit too fat for me anyway" after I'd politely said I wasn't interested

I'd been gorgeous and stunning 5 minutes earlier

are people really that petty?"

Oh yes, often. There are a lot of people, male and female, that take rejection very badly.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"The phrase that pisses me off

' I love asian women'

do you get all the guys wanting to act out their Asian women fantasies?

Yep lol... it's great being objectified lol"

There's nothing quite like feeling you're on a tick list of things to try, eh?

It's such a turn on.

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By *aramelMINXWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"When you politely decline someone or some couples offer... and they say something along the lines of;

'You're not my type either, I was only joking'.

Pathetic

Yep get this also

On another site I once got "Probably for the best, you're a bit too fat for me anyway" after I'd politely said I wasn't interested

I'd been gorgeous and stunning 5 minutes earlier

are people really that petty?

Oh yes, often. There are a lot of people, male and female, that take rejection very badly."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry you're not my type - real passion killer....

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford

"Black guys who message me asking if I "like BBC"

We much prefer ITV

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By *heHeadbangersCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

(Mrs) ive had ' Does daddy's little girl need spanking has she been naughty '

And I shit you not I once got a message a long time ago asking if I would ever consider letting a dog lick my pussy

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Oral bores me silly to, oddly men take offense when I say if they want to do that ill b reading my kindle and wake me uo when they're done

I find being told they won't disappoint me really irritating tbh,like I don't know what I want.an utter turn off x"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Black guys who message me asking if I "like BBC"

What about the ones who message to tell you that you need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"(Mrs) ive had ' Does daddy's little girl need spanking has she been naughty '

And I shit you not I once got a message a long time ago asking if I would ever consider letting a dog lick my pussy

Hahahaha omg that's mad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cute is never good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cute is never good!"

I like being cute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cute is never good!

I like being cute

Ha well you are

I am sure 100% of guys don't though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you into?

Do you squirt?

They boil my piss!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cute is never good!

I like being cute

Ha well you are

I am sure 100% of guys don't though"

I can confirm this as I have both a beard, and a penis

I have a cute cat though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Guaranteed to make you squirt" er, no...you're not. More like guaranteed to try and hammer away at me like you're tenderising meat...delete

This for me too!

me too - when did squirting become the holy grail of sex?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who say they have looked at my preferences and they fit the bill.

Then I look at their profile and they don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Black guys who message me asking if I "like BBC"

"
Its a standard message from a black guy we have found......though the women on here do encourage it with most having pics taken with a black cock up them...to be in the club so to speak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A massive annoyance, not just on here, is the lack of grammar that has made its way online. A comma here, an apostrophe there and using the correct tenses surely cannot be that difficult, can it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A massive annoyance, not just on here, is the lack of grammar that has made its way online. A comma here, an apostrophe there and using the correct tenses surely cannot be that difficult, can it?"
Yes it can be very difficult for some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A massive annoyance, not just on here, is the lack of grammar that has made its way online. A comma here, an apostrophe there and using the correct tenses surely cannot be that difficult, can it?"

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By *angbang junkieCouple over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"

The word "sensual". Massively creepy in the context of NSA sex!

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By *r jblMan over a year ago

from parts unknown

just how big is it.

Have you measured it.

Measure it now.

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By *rnMrs2017Couple over a year ago

County Durham

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

The phrase I don't understand is 'been here before and know what it's about'

and veri's that declare 'very suckable cock'

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By *isdirtygirlCouple over a year ago

somewhere out there

"Worst one I got was "I'm going to destroy your pussy" er NO your not ! 1.you didn't even say hello 2.you would have to meet me first 3. I rather like my pussy the way it is thank you very much. "

One of my most disliked phrases used here. It shows, to me, a level of crass disrespect. Anyone using a phrase like that would get blocked immediately.

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By *uzzybeWoman over a year ago

Darlington

The word 'shame' really bugs me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The phrase I don't understand is 'been here before and know what it's about'

Yeah that one grinds my gears too. What does that even mean? It's meeting people to fuck. Where's there to 'be' and what's there to 'know'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people call me cute. I'm not a baby or a puppy, why am I always described as cute?

It's a compliment even if boys don't want to be cute girls like cute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The blowjob thing is fucking spot on! Yeah, it's not a competition, sweetheart. If I'm not into something that doesn't mean I'm challenging you to go at it for an hour to prove you're the best at it, it means I'd sooner just skip it. Giving it all that "you haven't had one off me!" bollocks just comes across as arrogant, and more to the point, dismissive and argumentative. "I don't like blowjobs particularly" - "yes you fucking do, you're clearly stupid. Here, I'll prove it."

Nah, piss off bab."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your different to other girls.

Mate its 3 messages in and I fucking knew that already. Everyone's different or hadn't you realised were not clones before?

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By *he Ladies of the ManorCouple over a year ago

Swansea - Guildford

"People who say they have looked at my preferences and they fit the bill.

Then I look at their profile and they don't."

Oh yes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A massive annoyance, not just on here, is the lack of grammar that has made its way online. A comma here, an apostrophe there and using the correct tenses surely cannot be that difficult, can it?"

Qa'ing at degree level is part of my job but my phone plots against me. It's not the same typing on a mobile device. I don't think bad grammar on here means anything. It's when there's no punctuation at all I struggle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know your not meeting but let's chat and see where it goes

Oh of course! Cause not meeting means I was just waiting for you to come along Oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people call me cute. I'm not a baby or a puppy, why am I always described as cute?

its better than being called a minger

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By *afkaMan over a year ago

Essex and London

"The phrase I don't understand is 'been here before and know what it's about'

and veri's that declare 'very suckable cock'

Haha I have one of those...and very walkable feet. I think some people forget the biggest turn on is how you stand yourself out above the pack.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The phrase I don't understand is 'been here before and know what it's about'

Yeah that one grinds my gears too. What does that even mean? It's meeting people to fuck. Where's there to 'be' and what's there to 'know'?

Hahaha I always notice that phrase! It cracks me up. It's a massive turn off for me.

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

" Professional " ....oh dear , wear a tie do you ? So did Yogi bear !

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By *isdirtygirlCouple over a year ago

somewhere out there

"" Professional " ....oh dear , wear a tie do you ? So did Yogi bear ! "

Mega lol.

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Your different to other girls.

Mate its 3 messages in and I fucking knew that already. Everyone's different or hadn't you realised were not clones before?"

I like you, you're different to the others. Wanna chat and see where it goes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people call me cute. I'm not a baby or a puppy, why am I always described as cute?

its better than being called a minger

"
True lol

I am pretty cute haha

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By *iceguy 1966Man over a year ago

in pa postcode

I hate the phrase "Jog on"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they go for hours they have no idea what they are doing.

It's the ones who want to 'ruin' me.. Wtf

How is that ever going to appeal to anyone

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"I hate the phrase "Jog on""

AAAARGH!!!! God yes. That and "End of."

*rage*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"

When they say they like wining and dining and the finer things in life..

It just brings out the common in me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phrases i detest..

Id love to smash your backdoors in...

Id give you a hard pounding...

Status lines addressed to 'anyone', does this mean they would shag 'anyone'

Or any profile that refers to women as sluts,bitches whores.

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By *isdirtygirlCouple over a year ago

somewhere out there

It's the ones who want to 'ruin' me.. Wtf

How is that ever going to appeal to anyone"

Somewhere in these forums is a whole thread where a young couple were looking for bbc. The person they had chosen was telling the young guy how he was going to "ruin his girlfriend." That would have been the end of any association for me but I suppose each to their own.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?

When they say they like wining and dining and the finer things in life..

It just brings out the common in me."

I never knew that mundane activities such as eating and drinking were the "finer things in life"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hubby said the title of this post to me last night while we were having sex, had to stifle a giggle as this post immediately came to mind!

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By *olfcartweaselCouple over a year ago

Melrose

Not so much now but while I was pregnant (and our profile explicitly stated I wasn't playing)

"Love to fuck a preggo"

"You could gimme a bj while I fuck your husband"

And ALL the lactation fetish related requests

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hubby said the title of this post to me last night while we were having sex, had to stifle a giggle as this post immediately came to mind!"

Hahaha that's the best thing ever! Naughty hubby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"

He's become a good friend and a great playmate and very much looking forward to next time but he's already shagging someone else

I think my mojo will make a come back when it does beware

One of my favourite fucks ever on fab don't miss out on this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah that does nothing for me, I'd be bored or hungry. Probably both.

Anyone else have any phrases that are massive turn offs for them?"

Yep! " I can gove you oral for hours" Instant delete.

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By *heshireguy69Man over a year ago

saddleworth

Being called sweet! So patronising and a real mood killer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't mess her around she's the best fuck ever I'm going back for more

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

Absolutely ! They probably read by the light that is shining out of their arse holes as well .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks, you know who you are"

(because I've forgotten)

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By *ichaelxx11Man over a year ago

Gloucester

"Heavy cummer

I always imagine 200Kg at least "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and status messages , I'm so excited got a meet this week and then wow great meet won't say to much but Mmmmmm

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By *ichaelxx11Man over a year ago

Gloucester

"" Professional " ....oh dear , wear a tie do you ? So did Yogi bear ! "

Man you are funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well thankfully i've never uttered any of these. I fear the fact that some single males have come out with some of the above may contribute to why nobody will give a single, young guy the time of day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"" Professional " ....oh dear , wear a tie do you ? So did Yogi bear ! "

Ha!

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By *ali 69Man over a year ago

jersey

"Oh and status messages , I'm so excited got a meet this week and then wow great meet won't say to much but Mmmmmm

Totally agree ! When the fuck did "Mmmmmm" become talking dirty ? Must've missed that email . Just sounds like they've got a gob full of pissed off wasps !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and any status that includes the words "I'm bored..."

me mam always used to say that only boring people are bored and frankly, I'm not here to cure anyone's boredom..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oral bores me silly to, oddly men take offense when I say if they want to do that ill b reading my kindle and wake me uo when they're done

I find being told they won't disappoint me really irritating tbh,like I don't know what I want.an utter turn off x"

Don't want to sound rude. But May I ask why you don't like it. Or don't you just like being touched down there.

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