 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Now, I like to start my messages to new people with a little joke. Nothing offensive just a Christmas cracker kind of joke as if nothing else it amuses me.
Some people like it some people don't.
Now because of this I've been accused of the old 'copy and paste' message approach.
So my question is 'How's a man to send a message like that without making it seem as though it's copy and paste? And...... What's your fave bad joke. I've got loads. X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I have a friend on here who won't reply to a message unless its got a joke in, so don't be discouraged.
Haha that's an ace rule to have! X"
The worse the better. She then tells them to me.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I have a friend on here who won't reply to a message unless its got a joke in, so don't be discouraged.
Haha that's an ace rule to have! X
The worse the better. She then tells them to me. "
Haha has she ever told u my Elvis or Brie jokes then? X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I love bad jokes, which is lucky as I'm a bit pants at any other sort. But long bad jokes are the best, the ones where people waste 15 minutes of their live waiting for you to get to the punch line - that approach probably won't get me laid though 
Ginger |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I love bad jokes, which is lucky as I'm a bit pants at any other sort. But long bad jokes are the best, the ones where people waste 15 minutes of their live waiting for you to get to the punch line - that approach probably won't get me laid though
Ginger"
Hahaha I love that silence after you've delivered the punch line and nobody laughs. I literally break down into tears of joy when that happens.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My Sister is the best for this, she falls for it everytime, then I just end up repeating the punchline for ages afterwards - for me it's the gift that keeps on giving
"I love bad jokes, which is lucky as I'm a bit pants at any other sort. But long bad jokes are the best, the ones where people waste 15 minutes of their live waiting for you to get to the punch line - that approach probably won't get me laid though
Ginger
Hahaha I love that silence after you've delivered the punch line and nobody laughs. I literally break down into tears of joy when that happens. "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Hahaha I have a massive soft spot for people who don't get my jokes. I almost feel like having them committed as they're obviously suffering with some sort of humor abnormalities. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I have a friend on here who won't reply to a message unless its got a joke in, so don't be discouraged."
Can't for the life of me remember the joke I sent to her. It was yonks ago  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ugatits76Woman
over a year ago
somewhere over the rainbow |
"Hahaha I have a massive soft spot for people who don't get my jokes. I almost feel like having them committed as they're obviously suffering with some sort of humor abnormalities."
And here was me offering you my condolences on your hamster elvis I'm shocked it was all just a joke I had lit a candle and everything for him. Shame on you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Hahaha I have a massive soft spot for people who don't get my jokes. I almost feel like having them committed as they're obviously suffering with some sort of humor abnormalities.
And here was me offering you my condolences on your hamster elvis I'm shocked it was all just a joke I had lit a candle and everything for him. Shame on you "
Haha I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ugatits76Woman
over a year ago
somewhere over the rainbow |
"Hahaha I have a massive soft spot for people who don't get my jokes. I almost feel like having them committed as they're obviously suffering with some sort of humor abnormalities.
And here was me offering you my condolences on your hamster elvis I'm shocked it was all just a joke I had lit a candle and everything for him. Shame on you
Haha I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me x"
NO I've wasted my Yankee candle now 
we can't go on together with suspicious minds |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Hahaha I have a massive soft spot for people who don't get my jokes. I almost feel like having them committed as they're obviously suffering with some sort of humor abnormalities.
And here was me offering you my condolences on your hamster elvis I'm shocked it was all just a joke I had lit a candle and everything for him. Shame on you
Haha I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me x
NO I've wasted my Yankee candle now
we can't go on together with suspicious minds "
And we can't build our dreams on suspicious minds x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I went to see a Mexican magician the other day. He said he was going to make himself vanish on the count of three. So he gets up on his magic box, swishes his Cape around, said; UNO! DOS! and disappeared without a tres... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
What's the difference between the female g spot and a golf ball.
A man will spend at least 5 minutes looking for a golf ball..
Thankyou I am here all week |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I love bad jokes, which is lucky as I'm a bit pants at any other sort. But long bad jokes are the best, the ones where people waste 15 minutes of their live waiting for you to get to the punch line - that approach probably won't get me laid though
Ginger
Hahaha I love that silence after you've delivered the punch line and nobody laughs. I literally break down into tears of joy when that happens. "
That's warped. Sounds just like me. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
When I first message someone I always start with a joke. Like OP some say how many have you "copy and pasted that too".
I just put it down too their sense of humour... Or lack of it. I'd say its better than a crude message any day |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
