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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh yeah the mushroom. Big bell end and little stump? Or I suppose a big stump with gigantic bell. As long as the proportion is right it counts. I always wanted to grow up to be a mushroom but ended up a carrot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh yeah the mushroom. Big bell end and little stump? Or I suppose a big stump with gigantic bell. As long as the proportion is right it counts. I always wanted to grow up to be a mushroom but ended up a carrot. "
See you had to go and screw it up for me by being accurate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"See you had to go and screw it up for me by being accurate. "
No shame in that. At least there's some girth there. Even if it's only the tip and not the rest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"See you had to go and screw it up for me by being accurate.
No shame in that. At least there's some girth there. Even if it's only the tip and not the rest! "
Ha. Quite true. |
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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Sausage, Banana, Carrot, Parsnip, Turnip, Pencil, Maggot. Which are you and/or which would you like to be or meet? "
Friend at work came to my desk eating a banana sexually and said "bet this is a familiar sight for you"  cheeky woman lol
Funnily enough I don't like eating bananas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got a mate they call banana. And one they call pencil. For obvious reasons. "
Suppose "pencil" practises safe sex? You know .... With a rubber.
Hahaha. I'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Parsnip and Cucumber are definitely bull dicks and the others cuck dicks. I reckon. "
Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available. |
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"Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available."
No but they are two good options! Put it another way then. Alpha Male Dicks. Not shy lad in the changing room dicks. |
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"Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available.
No but they are two good options! Put it another way then. Alpha Male Dicks. Not shy lad in the changing room dicks. "
growers and show'ers you mean |
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"Or they're all just dicks? Not everyone plays cuck or bull. They are not the only two options available.
No but they are two good options! Put it another way then. Alpha Male Dicks. Not shy lad in the changing room dicks. "
Alpha Male Dicks?! hahaha sure |
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