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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whats the weirdest sex toy that you have ever used to masturbate ? I have used a vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vacuum's cleans are great and tools too

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm gonna come back to this thread when it's bubbling nicely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gonna come back to this thread when it's bubbling nicely "

I second that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vacuum cleaner?! How the?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've heard a vacuum cleaner can be quite fun but I've never been able to fit my cock in one lol

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Whats the weirdest sex toy that you have ever used to masturbate ? I have used a vacuum cleaner "

Henry or Hetty?,,

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By *unk_of_loveMan  over a year ago

Hanley

Not really weird but I may have purchased a cucumber whilst on holiday to use as a dildo....

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By *andlebarMan  over a year ago

South Northumberland

I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom"
and how was it??

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By *andlebarMan  over a year ago

South Northumberland


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condomand how was it??"

It was great.. a home made flesh light

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By *isexmistressWoman  over a year ago

Prestwich

Being boyfriendless i invested in a Fucking machine...

Does a great job ( come check it out) but its useless at cuddling

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condomand how was it??

It was great.. a home made flesh light"

Yeah I think ive seen a video somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom"

That's bad.....but not as bad as a "vajankle" ....dare you to google that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Being boyfriendless i invested in a Fucking machine...

Does a great job ( come check it out) but its useless at cuddling "

Fucking machine?

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By *andlebarMan  over a year ago

South Northumberland


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom

That's bad.....but not as bad as a "vajankle" ....dare you to google that one!"

Thats just creepy..lol... but each to thier own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom

That's bad.....but not as bad as a "vajankle" ....dare you to google that one!

Thats just creepy..lol... but each to thier own"

You googled it? Would you like some eye bleach?

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By *andlebarMan  over a year ago

South Northumberland


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom

That's bad.....but not as bad as a "vajankle" ....dare you to google that one!

Thats just creepy..lol... but each to thier own

You googled it? Would you like some eye bleach?"

Ive seen worse..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

not used myself but have seen on pics on here...

carrots, cucumbers, sweetcorn(on the cob) and a table leg...

have also seen someone on cam use 3 tennis balls in a laundry bag and straight after that he used a can...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"not used myself but have seen on pics on here...

carrots, cucumbers, sweetcorn(on the cob) and a table leg...

have also seen someone on cam use 3 tennis balls in a laundry bag and straight after that he used a can... "

Could he actually get his cock into the hole in a can?.....pencil dick comes to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"not used myself but have seen on pics on here...

carrots, cucumbers, sweetcorn(on the cob) and a table leg...

have also seen someone on cam use 3 tennis balls in a laundry bag and straight after that he used a can...

Could he actually get his cock into the hole in a can?.....pencil dick comes to mind!"

you need to think outside the box (or can)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg we Google vajankle.... still laughing now!!!

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a mould of "Rambone" and Belladonna's hand too

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By *kgeminiMan  over a year ago

Southampton

I used a big old maglite on a woman before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vajankle - holy crap I thought I'd seen everything.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Mar-the-far-car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vajankle that's eh some weird shit but hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not even gonna write mine yet, gonna wait for this thread to cook whilst I sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not really weird but I may have purchased a cucumber whilst on holiday to use as a dildo.... "

When buying condoms at the supermarket it's rather entertaining to pick up a cucumber and a can of squirty cream too. Then choose a nice 40 something till operator to check out her reaction to the contents of your basket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom

That's bad.....but not as bad as a "vajankle" ....dare you to google that one!"

This deserves an award

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vajankle omg I'm crying had to google it....which to be honest I have had to do often hadn't heard of loads of stuff of this site lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wtf lol...

gives a whole new take on 'foot fetish'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being boyfriendless i invested in a Fucking machine...

Does a great job ( come check it out) but its useless at cuddling "

iv always wanted one xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vajankle! What the actual fuck! How did the inventor come up with that beauty?

I've done rude things to a hockey stick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being boyfriendless i invested in a Fucking machine...

Does a great job ( come check it out) but its useless at cuddling "

I have always wanted to try a fucking machine! would you trade a cuddle for a go on your machine

Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just had to google vajankle.... Did someone offer eye bleach

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By *andlebarMan  over a year ago

South Northumberland


"Vajankle! What the actual fuck! How did the inventor come up with that beauty?

I've done rude things to a hockey stick "

A hockey stick ? Nice.. the curvy end?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Vajankle! What the actual fuck! How did the inventor come up with that beauty?

I've done rude things to a hockey stick

A hockey stick ? Nice.. the curvy end?"

Both ends...The curvy end felt the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love using unusual things as dildos...I could put a few fab sky remote cock pics to shame lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats the weirdest sex toy that you have ever used to masturbate ? I have used a vacuum cleaner "

Weirdest sex toy I own isn't for use on me...

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By *usie4uTV/TS  over a year ago

Havant

Carrots parsnips and cucumbers are fun as well as bananas

Xxxxx

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By *mooth4uMan  over a year ago

Kings kynn

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By *mooth4uMan  over a year ago

Kings kynn


"Not really weird but I may have purchased a cucumber whilst on holiday to use as a dildo....

When buying condoms at the supermarket it's rather entertaining to pick up a cucumber and a can of squirty cream too. Then choose a nice 40 something till operator to check out her reaction to the contents of your basket"

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By *laytimenowMan  over a year ago

Essex

Thing the Spanner case & trial may win this .

If you Google be warned . It may make you wince

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thing the Spanner case & trial may win this .

If you Google be warned . It may make you wince "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this is fun. I screwed the Mrs over a steamer doggy style she loved the hot steam against her breasts but you have to be careful with that we didn't press the machine against her we just placed the flat steam dispenser on the floor facing up. The very small burst of steam over her body sent her wild. It's amazing what humans do in the sex world

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By *entkinkcplCouple  over a year ago

maidstone

We've used a marrow a few times

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Buh-um-puh

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By *iboy1968Man  over a year ago

Cramlington


"Being boyfriendless i invested in a Fucking machine...

Does a great job ( come check it out) but its useless at cuddling "

But the conversation is nearly as good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg just had to Google vajankle it like something out the walking dead

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By *an SmithMan  over a year ago

Ipswich

Gives a whole new meaning to pussyfooting around!

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By *ittenbutnotshyCouple  over a year ago

North Manchester


"I made a touy with a pringles tube, a few sponges and a condom

That's bad.....but not as bad as a "vajankle" ....dare you to google that one!"

The mind boggles!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Go round pets are us or IKEA kitchen gadget department and play guess the sex toy

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