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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I was shopping in Sainsbury's, reaching in to the freezer unit......... and remembered i had know knickers on "
but i'd peed a little by accident and everyone looking could tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And a pack of photo journalists, a helicopter hovering overhead, and a rent a crowd baying my name behind a high barrier..
The butt plug police arriving What should i do , how do i escape ?"
it was easy to escape.
firstly i tied some cellophane between 2 trees, the police ran straight into it and fell over.
the shop owner (who had only been arrested in my day dreams) was so smitten with my ass that i farted when he came near it, butt plug didn't dtop that btw, but the smell knocked him out.
and i was off up the road and then... |
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