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ooh don't do saggy fanny's
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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was in a club at the weekend and was in the dungeon where we were with loads of other people watching a women on the swing being fisted when a women walked in and said "ooh i don't do saggy fanny's" and then walked out which we thought was really funny.
Anyone else heard something in a club that has made them laugh |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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 I would laugh at the story of a woman on a swing being fisted and someone comes in and says.. 'I dont do saggy fannys and walks out'
and the woman jumps off the swing, tucks in her saggy fanny and sucks a deep breath and holds.. and runs after the woman and smacks her for her cheek.
now that would make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At a club one night, there were a load of girls getting down and dirty using strap-ons etc. One woman came out of nowhere and , although she obviously was a friend of theirs, started joining in. After they'd finished this woman asked us all for a round of applause. It wasn't even that good a performance! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'd have doubled the woman over and stuffed her head up her own chuff if she had said that about me! 
Now that I would have applauded  "
That's class! |
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"was in a club at the weekend and was in the dungeon where we were with loads of other people watching a women on the swing being fisted when a women walked in and said "ooh i don't do saggy fanny's" and then walked out which we thought was really funny.
Anyone else heard something in a club that has made them laugh"
I'd have been trmpted to reply.... "that's odd, as you sound like a big c**t" |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"I would have laughed at a woman saying that as she obviously doesnt realise Fisting has the opposite effect lol..
Katie. x"
Really??? You mean like having a baby loosens it according to our Gyny friend? Have to tell women who have had babies that it is a quick way to get back into shape and to forget the pelvic excercises!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would have laughed at a woman saying that as she obviously doesnt realise Fisting has the opposite effect lol..
Katie. x
Really??? You mean like having a baby loosens it according to our Gyny friend? Have to tell women who have had babies that it is a quick way to get back into shape and to forget the pelvic excercises!! "
Strange as i actually found it easier to do before kids, hard work and not fun now at all so i find it hard to understand why it would be similar to pelvic exercises either  |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
Rushden |
"I would have laughed at a woman saying that as she obviously doesnt realise Fisting has the opposite effect lol..
Katie. x
Really??? You mean like having a baby loosens it according to our Gyny friend? Have to tell women who have had babies that it is a quick way to get back into shape and to forget the pelvic excercises!!
Strange as i actually found it easier to do before kids, hard work and not fun now at all so i find it hard to understand why it would be similar to pelvic exercises either "
I didn't mean to imply that lady bits stay like that! I meant that after having a baby, women usually have to do some form of excersize to get "back into shape".
To be honest, I don't kow, but a school chum is a doctor specialising in lady bits and he seemed to think that like even good quality elastic, the body will eventually get looser too...
But he is just a bloke! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what i meant was the words "saggy fanny" made me laugh and the fact that i couldn't believe someone would say something like that out load don't think the lady on the swing could hear anything she was to busy screaming with pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what i meant was the words "saggy fanny" made me laugh and the fact that i couldn't believe someone would say something like that out load don't think the lady on the swing could hear anything she was to busy screaming with pleasure "
just as well, it might have kinda spoiled the moment.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would have laughed at a woman saying that as she obviously doesnt realise Fisting has the opposite effect lol..
Katie. x
Really??? You mean like having a baby loosens it according to our Gyny friend? Have to tell women who have had babies that it is a quick way to get back into shape and to forget the pelvic excercises!!
Strange as i actually found it easier to do before kids, hard work and not fun now at all so i find it hard to understand why it would be similar to pelvic exercises either
I didn't mean to imply that lady bits stay like that! I meant that after having a baby, women usually have to do some form of excersize to get "back into shape".
To be honest, I don't kow, but a school chum is a doctor specialising in lady bits and he seemed to think that like even good quality elastic, the body will eventually get looser too...
But he is just a bloke! "
yea what do they know |
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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago
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I think that's really rude too.
I've only been in a club once and there was a really d*unk woman there insulting everyone, her husband promptly took her up to bed around 10pm and they were never to be seen again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in a club one night with a female friend of mine and we was in a open play room with a group of guys
She was laid on her back and some guy was down between her legs, everyone getting down and dirty and all of a sudden she just sat up and said.....oh god i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow |
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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago
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"Was in a club one night with a female friend of mine and we was in a open play room with a group of guys
She was laid on her back and some guy was down between her legs, everyone getting down and dirty and all of a sudden she just sat up and said.....oh god i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow "
How funny!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was in a club one night with a female friend of mine and we was in a open play room with a group of guys
She was laid on her back and some guy was down between her legs, everyone getting down and dirty and all of a sudden she just sat up and said.....oh god i forgot to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner tomorrow "
For some reason I stopped reading at "out"...my mind was boggling!!! |
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