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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We would like to find a lady who is in to reverse cuck. They are few and far between..
What is that?"
I was just trying to think what that could be too....
Do tell?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well normal cuck is normally a guy with a girl while the girls guy is made to watch and humiliated. The reverse is where the girl is made to watch and humiliated while her guy ducks another lady.. simples.  |
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"Also known as cuckqueaning. Sadly, it's difficult to find the women (cuckcakes) who want to take part in such a scenario. Or at least that's what we've found on Fab."
Mrs kink would love to do this |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Also known as cuckqueaning. Sadly, it's difficult to find the women (cuckcakes) who want to take part in such a scenario. Or at least that's what we've found on Fab.
Mrs kink would love to do this"
As the cuckcake, or the cuckquean? |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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It's a bit of a silly word really, but there you go! So much kink does come across as silly if you're not into it.
Still, if there are any ladies out there who would like to try out a cuckcake / cuckquean scenario, let us know!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it."
Can you private message anyone wanting to know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?"
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course! "
ok I understand, but now my mind is racing away thinking hahaha |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course! "
am I weird enough to share with?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking in an inverted Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force F-14 Tomcat whilst being tracked by a US Arleigh Burke class destroyer over the Strait of Hormuz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking in an inverted Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force F-14 Tomcat whilst being tracked by a US Arleigh Burke class destroyer over the Strait of Hormuz"
trust me its over rated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking in an inverted Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force F-14 Tomcat whilst being tracked by a US Arleigh Burke class destroyer over the Strait of Hormuz
trust me its over rated"
Pics or it didn't happen... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking in an inverted Islamic Republic of Iran Air Force F-14 Tomcat whilst being tracked by a US Arleigh Burke class destroyer over the Strait of Hormuz
trust me its over rated
Pics or it didn't happen..."
it did, twice actually, but the U,S authorities have the pics  |
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course! "
You know how to get us all intrigued. |
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"Also known as cuckqueaning. Sadly, it's difficult to find the women (cuckcakes) who want to take part in such a scenario. Or at least that's what we've found on Fab.
Mrs kink would love to do this
As the cuckcake, or the cuckquean?"
Oh yes she would love to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it taboo?"
Yes it is - would require an element of trust to do it.
Asked my ex boyfriend but he never had the balls. Oh well, one day!
PS no children or animals are involved! |
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"is it taboo?
Yes it is - would require an element of trust to do it.
Asked my ex boyfriend but he never had the balls. Oh well, one day!
PS no children or animals are involved! "
Please pm me the details.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it taboo?
Yes it is - would require an element of trust to do it.
Asked my ex boyfriend but he never had the balls. Oh well, one day!
PS no children or animals are involved!
Please pm me the details.... "
Haha I don't know anyone well enough on this thread! Use your imagination or google top ten female fantasies. It's in there! |
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By *andA84Couple
over a year ago
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"We would like to find a lady who is in to reverse cuck. They are few and far between.."
Amy has just set this up for me... She's set up a meet with another woman... Im meeting her Wednesday and she wants photos and videos as I'm fucking her...
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course! "
A taboo then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love to see my Mrs fucking her best friend with her strap on and indulge in a night ofpure filth it's the Mrs fantasy too ain't ever going to happen though although I get to see her mate in a. Bikini once a year when we all go on out hols   |
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then"
I'm thinking yes!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then"
Yes...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it."
You could PM me Mrs Robinson! |
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then
Yes... "
I reckon I've guessed it, and if I were you I wouldn't tell just anybody, either! |
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then
Yes... "
I know your sentiments, i wouldn't reveal my taboos either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it."
Not allowed to message you, outside your age range, but really want to know. Very open minded guy here xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it taboo?
Yes it is - would require an element of trust to do it.
Asked my ex boyfriend but he never had the balls. Oh well, one day!
PS no children or animals are involved!
Please pm me the details....
Haha I don't know anyone well enough on this thread! Use your imagination or google top ten female fantasies. It's in there!"
Oh dear, am I the only one who googled that list and thought , eh? Which one could she possibly mean is that naughty . As a couple we've tried most of them because fun is fun no matter which way you dress it up just the girl on girl stuff is never going to happen, no matter how much he begs, pleads, bribes with Michael Kors stuff . |
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IDE luv to b a sub to a dominant lady but don't think it will ever happen since can't find any dominant ladies in Ireland . Chatted to a few n told me there's a good few on here n I said where r they ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
You could PM me Mrs Robinson!"
Nope sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then
Yes...
I reckon I've guessed it, and if I were you I wouldn't tell just anybody, either! "
I've only ever told two people - an ex and a complete female stranger I've never had sex with! It's staying that way until I find a regular FB I can trust to help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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PS. It's easy to guess (ladies I'm
Probably not alone) - I'm just not writing it down only for some of the weirdos on this site to interpret it the wrong way. Some people can't see the difference between reality and fantasy, sadly! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PS. It's easy to guess (ladies I'm
Probably not alone) - I'm just not writing it down only for some of the weirdos on this site to interpret it the wrong way. Some people can't see the difference between reality and fantasy, sadly!"
I guessed it way up the thread. Probably cos it's a fantasy of mine too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PS. It's easy to guess (ladies I'm
Probably not alone) - I'm just not writing it down only for some of the weirdos on this site to interpret it the wrong way. Some people can't see the difference between reality and fantasy, sadly!
I guessed it way up the thread. Probably cos it's a fantasy of mine too "
I believe it's very common. Just have to be bloody careful who you share it with.
Nudge nudge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PS. It's easy to guess (ladies I'm
Probably not alone) - I'm just not writing it down only for some of the weirdos on this site to interpret it the wrong way. Some people can't see the difference between reality and fantasy, sadly!
I guessed it way up the thread. Probably cos it's a fantasy of mine too
I believe it's very common. Just have to be bloody careful who you share it with.
Nudge nudge "
Very much so. |
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"PS. It's easy to guess (ladies I'm
Probably not alone) - I'm just not writing it down only for some of the weirdos on this site to interpret it the wrong way. Some people can't see the difference between reality and fantasy, sadly!
I guessed it way up the thread. Probably cos it's a fantasy of mine too
I believe it's very common. Just have to be bloody careful who you share it with.
Nudge nudge "
Learning how to parallel Park it is then.
Sorry couldn't resist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really struggling to think of things that I wanna try that I've not already tried....there's always new things to try but I can't say they're 'fantasies' exactly.
Will have a think!
And Mrs Robinson got me curious too, to jump on the bandwagon. I've my own guesses on what it is though, almost seems like another I've come across |
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Being tied down in a club whilst my wife is crouched on all 4's just above my face being repeatedly taken roughly by well endowed men and watching her being cum all ver. Her occasionally dipping her pussy down onto my face to taste her used pussy. When she is too sore to continue she leaves me there for other women to continue this with until she returns. |
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By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago
The North / Party Hard Everywhere |
"Also known as cuckqueaning. Sadly, it's difficult to find the women (cuckcakes) who want to take part in such a scenario. Or at least that's what we've found on Fab."
I'm into this. From a previous thread on the same topic I got chatting to two couples to do this with and they both just came to nothing. One went silent within a week, the other chatted up until a date to do it was discussed. Fucking annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course! "
Think I may have an idea kind mine to IF it's the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it."
Me too! Can't say for fear of being judged or people just getting the wrong idea about me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gangbanged by a group woman with strap on. "
I'd do this to either of you. I wouldn't want full sex with the hubby, just the lovely lady. Only If sex was wanted of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PS. It's easy to guess (ladies I'm
Probably not alone) - I'm just not writing it down only for some of the weirdos on this site to interpret it the wrong way. Some people can't see the difference between reality and fantasy, sadly!
I guessed it way up the thread. Probably cos it's a fantasy of mine too
I believe it's very common. Just have to be bloody careful who you share it with.
Nudge nudge
Learning how to parallel Park it is then.
Sorry couldn't resist. "
How on earth did you guess? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
Think I may have an idea kind mine to IF it's the same "
Feel free to inbox me! Women I can discuss it with. Men, nope!
Probably is to be fair hun! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Me too! Can't say for fear of being judged or people just getting the wrong idea about me."
Yeah there was an earlier thread where a few girls mentioned it and some were up in arms, failing to see the difference between organised and what happens in the real world. There's a clue, Can't be arsed with abuse so ladies inbox me if you want me to tell you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been reading the thread and for me the fun is imagining what on earth it might be...i have an idea what it might be and you're a very dirty girl Mrs Robinson
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Hahahaha that I am! |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Me too! Can't say for fear of being judged or people just getting the wrong idea about me.
Yeah there was an earlier thread where a few girls mentioned it and some were up in arms, failing to see the difference between organised and what happens in the real world. There's a clue, Can't be arsed with abuse so ladies inbox me if you want me to tell you xx"
I can't inbox you as I'm outside your age range  I feel old now!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it."
I know, well maybe 2 possible, have both myself but only ever acted on one |
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then
Yes...
I reckon I've guessed it, and if I were you I wouldn't tell just anybody, either!
I've only ever told two people - an ex and a complete female stranger I've never had sex with! It's staying that way until I find a regular FB I can trust to help!"
100% the correct approach! Quite aside from the risk of getting grief because you upset people who can't differentiate between real life and fantasy (I've upset them myself in this very post...) if you admit it publicly, some nutter is bound to read it and take it as an open invitation. FUCK THAT. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then
Yes...
I reckon I've guessed it, and if I were you I wouldn't tell just anybody, either!
I've only ever told two people - an ex and a complete female stranger I've never had sex with! It's staying that way until I find a regular FB I can trust to help!
100% the correct approach! Quite aside from the risk of getting grief because you upset people who can't differentiate between real life and fantasy (I've upset them myself in this very post...) if you admit it publicly, some nutter is bound to read it and take it as an open invitation. FUCK THAT. "
Absofuckinglutely!!!
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Can you private message anyone wanting to know?
I wouldn't really want to share it with a bloke unless I knew him well sorry! Too many weirdos on the Internet. Not saying you are of course!
A taboo then
Yes...
I reckon I've guessed it, and if I were you I wouldn't tell just anybody, either!
I've only ever told two people - an ex and a complete female stranger I've never had sex with! It's staying that way until I find a regular FB I can trust to help!
100% the correct approach! Quite aside from the risk of getting grief because you upset people who can't differentiate between real life and fantasy (I've upset them myself in this very post...) if you admit it publicly, some nutter is bound to read it and take it as an open invitation. FUCK THAT.
Absofuckinglutely!!!
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Nice to know I'm right, mind you. God, I'm so perceptive.
Btw, you're spot on about it being a pretty common fantasy, I've known loads of ladies (not even necessarily known in a biblical sense) that have admitted as much. Indeed, the first one was my girlfriend when I was 17. I was quite taken aback, as you can imagine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Me too! Can't say for fear of being judged or people just getting the wrong idea about me.
Yeah there was an earlier thread where a few girls mentioned it and some were up in arms, failing to see the difference between organised and what happens in the real world. There's a clue, Can't be arsed with abuse so ladies inbox me if you want me to tell you xx"
I already know! . But mine has a few extras events happen within that fantasy. That's what im more afraid to admit for fear of being judged. |
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Me too! Can't say for fear of being judged or people just getting the wrong idea about me.
Yeah there was an earlier thread where a few girls mentioned it and some were up in arms, failing to see the difference between organised and what happens in the real world. There's a clue, Can't be arsed with abuse so ladies inbox me if you want me to tell you xx
I already know! . But mine has a few extras events happen within that fantasy. That's what im more afraid to admit for fear of being judged. "
I can't be the only one dying to know what these extra details are, surely?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't possibly write mine on here. People would get the wrong idea! I've yet to find a trusted person to help me with it.
Me too! Can't say for fear of being judged or people just getting the wrong idea about me.
Yeah there was an earlier thread where a few girls mentioned it and some were up in arms, failing to see the difference between organised and what happens in the real world. There's a clue, Can't be arsed with abuse so ladies inbox me if you want me to tell you xx
I already know! . But mine has a few extras events happen within that fantasy. That's what im more afraid to admit for fear of being judged.
I can't be the only one dying to know what these extra details are, surely?! "
I wasn't saying you were right or wrong earlier - just saying I'll never disclose personal details of it in a public forum.
You can't say I'm correct in doing so and then hint for further details about her fantasy from the other poster?
Hypocrisy much?! |
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"Actually, I'm pretty sure I can. And furthermore I'm reasonably confident that if I'm not talking to you it's actually none of your business. "
If its posted in the public forum, its the business of everyone who reads it if they are indeed interested .... I dont think you can tell anyone to butt out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although I've half done this fantasy - I LOVE sending pics to a girl when I know she's on a night out with her friends to get a 'verdict'. It's incredibly self-absorbent and a total ego-stroke (*ahem*)!
Similarly, I'd LOVE to be their entertainment for the evening - nothing too heavy, just some cheeky fun all involved |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Actually, I'm pretty sure I can. And furthermore I'm reasonably confident that if I'm not talking to you it's actually none of your business. "
Well seeing as you only came into the forum to agree with my conduct - before contradicting yourself publicly (in my opinion) then it is. The discussion has been ongoing throughout the thread. Your tone appears to have changed because someone doesn't agree with you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fireman Sam and his colleague Elvis come round to my house to check the smoke detectors and I'm there scantily clad in the sofa and they both give me a right seeing too!!!
Again wrong I know !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah, fancy getting defensive when somebody turns aggressive for no reason. I must be a right lunatic to react like that. "
It's unfortunate you read it as aggressive as it was more surprise/shock than anything. I also said you weren't correct in what you'd already assumed about me.
Regardless, anyone can post what they like here. If you want to get defensive because someone raises questions during the debate, that's up to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fireman Sam and his colleague Elvis come round to my house to check the smoke detectors and I'm there scantily clad in the sofa and they both give me a right seeing too!!!
Again wrong I know !!! "
Dear God! Post of the Day.
You're not kidding about it being wrong, haha |
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Mine is quite a simple one really
I'd like to strap a naked lady to a chair and chuck cream filled doughnuts at her and then lick all the cream off or just fuck in the mess I've left cos I'm a crap shot lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fireman Sam and his colleague Elvis come round to my house to check the smoke detectors and I'm there scantily clad in the sofa and they both give me a right seeing too!!!
Again wrong I know !!!
Dear God! Post of the Day.
You're not kidding about it being wrong,
haha "
I know. Regret saying now.. My frontal lobe didn't come to my rescue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd love to sleep with a bald woman!
Any reason?
Like Sigourney Weaver in Alien? Ha!
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A tick in a box, there hard come by! Fancy volanteering? Could imagine that long dark hair falling to the floor |
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"I'd love to sleep with a bald woman!
Any reason?
Like Sigourney Weaver in Alien? Ha!
A tick in a box, there hard come by! Fancy volanteering? Could imagine that long dark hair falling to the floor"
Oh go on then, who needs hair anyway!
PS. Can you wait until summer? My bonce will freeze! |
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"I'd love to sleep with a bald woman!
Any reason?
Like Sigourney Weaver in Alien? Ha!
A tick in a box, there hard come by! Fancy volanteering? Could imagine that long dark hair falling to the floor
Il look forward to it! Am I tying you up to a chair or do you have any better ideas??
Oh go on then, who needs hair anyway!
PS. Can you wait until summer? My bonce will freeze!"
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