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Serious question: What happens if you go for a full body massage (that's known as Swedish massage, right?), and you get a raging hardon. Must be awkward for both parties? |
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"Serious question: What happens if you go for a full body massage (that's known as Swedish massage, right?), and you get a raging hardon. Must be awkward for both parties?"
Well James has never done anything for me so I have never had that issue but if I was a lady then things might be awkward.
More likely to drift off to sleep to be fair.. |
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"Serious question: What happens if you go for a full body massage (that's known as Swedish massage, right?), and you get a raging hardon. Must be awkward for both parties?
Well James has never done anything for me so I have never had that issue but if I was a lady then things might be awkward.
More likely to drift off to sleep to be fair.. "
I asked my therapist as I often wondered. She says these things do happen especially when doing tops of legs etc. She says she just moves to a different area and ignores it. If it gets really bad she'll ask them to turn over and leave the room while they do to give them a few mins to calm down. I'd be tempted to hop on board myself....hehe |
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I asked my therapist as I often wondered. She says these things do happen especially when doing tops of legs etc. She says she just moves to a different area and ignores it. If it gets really bad she'll ask them to turn over and leave the room while they do to give them a few mins to calm down. I'd be tempted to hop on board myself....hehe"
The therapist asking me to turn over and leaving the room would be mortifying 
As for you hopping on... Naughty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember when I was younger I needed some xrays and once I put the gown on and saw the lovely lady taking the xrays I started to point at her  ...
Needless to say I felt quiet awkward then... |
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"Serious question: What happens if you go for a full body massage (that's known as Swedish massage, right?), and you get a raging hardon. Must be awkward for both parties?"
Haha a mate freaked me out by saying that before I had one. The reality is you're either going to be so relaxed you won't think about it or - in my case - you have muscle knots they they need to really go over so you're in pain instead! 
By the time they turn you over (where it might become a bit obvious) you're glad of the relief |
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"Serious question: What happens if you go for a full body massage (that's known as Swedish massage, right?), and you get a raging hardon. Must be awkward for both parties?
Haha a mate freaked me out by saying that before I had one. The reality is you're either going to be so relaxed you won't think about it or - in my case - you have muscle knots they they need to really go over so you're in pain instead!
By the time they turn you over (where it might become a bit obvious) you're glad of the relief"
Glad there was a happy ending to your story |
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"Serious question: What happens if you go for a full body massage (that's known as Swedish massage, right?), and you get a raging hardon. Must be awkward for both parties?"
Korean scrub in LA is male on male / female on female.
Thai (real Thai massage), again in LA, is a 50+ year old woman who is 4' 6" walking up and down your spine and you thinking that there are four of her.
Ditto Chinese, in Hong Kong or Shanghai.
Never allow real massage techniques to cross over into sex; it doesn't happen (excepting a certain LA actor).
Lucifer
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I go every four weeks. It's painful at first until the muscles start letting go and relax, then it can become extremely relaxing and easy to drift off.
I'd recommend regular massage to Anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you happen to look here again, I am a professional masseur.
I can take care of your knots, nevermind that we met on a sex site. No need to worry that you have to play. You don't need to! |
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I've only had 1 profesional massage, it was while I was experiencing a Turkish bath my gf at the time was laid beside me on a different bed. She enjoyed hers I felt like I'd been worked over, I didn't enjoy it. I've massaged a few of my girls sometimes for knotty muscles but mostly for sexual relief. Sometimes during a bath together but mostly in bed, lots of lube or some other lotions.
Last year I blindfolded this girl she'd come over to Turkey to see me, I stripped her off seductively put towels on the bed and massaged her front and back and teased her with different things. When we'd finished she said what did you massage me with it made me tingle and it made my skin feel like it was on fire, I said it was just baby oil, she was shocked. I said it was her mind that had invented the tingling and heat because I was turning her on in so many different ways  |
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By *ob_nwMan
over a year ago
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having worked in Asia for years, you get use to massages, they have them every where and all the time, even at shopping centres !! and every woman can do good massages there.
but back over here there seems to be a stigma attached to any Thai massage place, that all your looking for is a happy ending. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"... I said it was just baby oil, she was shocked. ..."
Hi, just one thing - you'd better not use baby oil. It is a mineral oil, not good for the body.
If you won't put in your salad, don't apply it on your body.
Use natural oils only.
All the best! |
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