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By *oxycouple28 OP Couple over a year ago

bexley

Just for fun, how do you know your a swinger? We will start it....

You know your a swinger when you meet your neighbours and both of you fancy both the mother and daughter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... You ask your self if your OH would agree that the new girl/guy in your office was hot too.

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By *iscellaneousCouple over a year ago

Idle

When saying DP's for Dorothy Perkins seems very very wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the missus is getting bummed senseless while you're watching the footy downstairs

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I read my name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wake up cuddled up to 3 or 4 other people, and it feels perfectly normal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a dressing gown/bath robe is no longer felt to be a homely comfort item, more a keeping you warm while you go outside to socialize with smokers...

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By *oxycouple28 OP Couple over a year ago

bexley

When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!"

This

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By *atnat85Woman over a year ago

northwest

"When saying DP's for Dorothy Perkins seems very very wrong "

Glad its not just me! It dawned me a year ago, now I can't un see it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When , as a married couple , you can look admiringly at any male or female while out together , and discuss whether they may be interested in some fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!"

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By *otgirl32Woman over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

When you walk into work and pass by atleast 5 people you've slept with.

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple over a year ago

North West

...when you never have to use the line "it's not what you think"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you closest vanilla friends cannot wait to hear your latest adventures.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!

This

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

when you cant watch or even mention the BBC without thinking of what it means on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your sitting in a bar with your wife and you both turn to each other after a lovely lady walks by, and say together, OOO I would do her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...when your missus is out and whatsapps you a picture of a random guy saying "I'm gonna see if he wants a bj!".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are shagging the wife whilst hubby is at work

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By *i de BiCouple over a year ago

Leicester

When you have 2 phones , and don`t sell drugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you have 2 phones , and don`t sell drugs

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

Flagrante

When you use a cash machine in America and giggle to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you really don't care if someone's name is their real name or not

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By *ucky78Woman over a year ago

liverpool

When the man you're fucking asks u if u want to meet his wife as she's just got home from a meet and is downstairs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your non swinging friends are genuinely shocked by the things you say and do

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

When you get something out of your handbag and 2 strips of condoms drop to the floor at your feet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ur friends say BB cream meaning a type of face cream n the only BB u know about is defo not sold in boots lol

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By *istandSquirtCouple over a year ago

burton / derby

"When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!"
????????

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By *istandSquirtCouple over a year ago

burton / derby

"When you closest vanilla friends cannot wait to hear your latest adventures.

???? this

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By *he Gentleman CallerMan over a year ago

Southampton

When you see people in town and think 'I recognise you' and realise they are friends on here

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple over a year ago

Kent

Most of the above!!! Lol x

When you're with your bestie who is also a swinger getting changed in the local pool having a conversation naked and half naked and everyone else is trying to cover up whilst giving you 'oh my god' looks. Then we realise why

Def close vanilla friends wanting to hear what adventures...

And my fav is the co workers talking about stuff whilst I'm thinking... How boring... You should see what I got up to

lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" You wake up cuddled up to 3 or 4 other people, and it feels perfectly normal.

I like this.

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By *UCKY 69Man over a year ago

norwich

"When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!"

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When a facial is not from a beautician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wife has slept with more women than your mates have

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By *usty_n_LustyCouple over a year ago

Kent

"When a facial is not from a beautician

Haha so true! Have to snigger every time my friends say they're off for a facial

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By *ollie1Couple over a year ago

murcia spain

you watch your wife in bed with another man and it makes you happy not sad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people joke about swinging and you go quiet for fear of saying the wrong thing.

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By *pa and dCouple over a year ago

Barnet

When you spend every tube/train journey with your partner playing the "which man/woman would you fuck if you could play with anyone in this carriage" game & you just get turned on, not jealous.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

When, after being on here for a couple of years and adamant I'm not a swinger, I looked up the definition

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple over a year ago

East Anglia

When I'm reading this thread and thinking "yep, I do that", to every comment!

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By *op cornCouple over a year ago

You won't know it

What a brilliant topic! We do most of the above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you live the lifestyle and attend swingfeilds .. then your a true hardened swinging xxx

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple over a year ago

East Anglia

I've just taken my bra off and was wondering what the mark on my boob was - realised its the indentation from a cock ring I had to discretely hide earlier. That.

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Keep telling myself I am not. Just find myself fascinated by swinging.

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By *edcaseCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

When you check your fab account more then your Facebook account

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you check your fab account more then your Facebook account

Haha definitely do this

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"When you check your fab account more then your Facebook account

There are other websites?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When, after being on here for a couple of years and adamant I'm not a swinger, I looked up the definition

Are you one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you check your fab account more then your Facebook account

There are other websites?

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By *unduo000Couple over a year ago

In and around

"When , as a married couple , you can look admiringly at any male or female while out together , and discuss whether they may be interested in some fun

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

When other people say they've had a fab weekend and you know they didn't because we did

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"When, after being on here for a couple of years and adamant I'm not a swinger, I looked up the definition

Are you one?

Apparently so

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By *edcaseCouple over a year ago

Worcestershire

When your on a normal place and chatting to a woman innocently to the eye...yet your fella is giving you that smile because he can see my mind working over drive in what I would do to her...and wondering what she tasted like

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By *ushLaurWoman over a year ago

Solihull

When you're at the gym & the Jacquzi bubbles stop & you wave your arms around to activate the sensor lol

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By *unLuvazCouple over a year ago

cheshire

When you have more toys than Anne Summers x

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By *uestandpinkCouple over a year ago

Northampton

The 1st thing you pack for holidays is the double ender lol

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By *otgirl32Woman over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

When you have to use your fingers to count and answer the "number of partners in the last 6 months" question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing shocks you anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you've fucked the landlord and landlady of your local pub

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you get disappointed when wife swap is on tv, there's no sex involved, just cooking and cleaning and you don't even recognise any of your friends taking part.

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

When you meet someone and receive a message from their partner, not accusing you of having an affair but hoping they are misbehaving and having fun with you.

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

When your as disappointed as she is that her fb has had to cancel.

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

When you rock up at a party wearing a coat with just your undies underneath.... or even better nothing underneath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can relate to quite a few of these and I've never swung

(Swang? Swinged?

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're thinking of an excuse to give your boss for that weekend off you want to request.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are driving past the local ski centre with your partner and you have to explain what the 'snowball room' is!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to hide your ebay account from your children because of the volume of condoms you order

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When you have more 'outfits' than everyday clothes

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

"When you have more toys than Anne Summers x"

when you have as many as ToysRus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your at the local residents association meeting and both of you are wondering where you know the secretary from, and can't help but think you may have played with her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Gran Canaria starts being your favourite holiday destination..

Harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you rock up at a party wearing a coat with just your undies underneath.... or even better nothing underneath

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sitting in the pub with your mates thinking "if only you knew"

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your at a funeral and all you notice is slutty shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your friends suggest a spa day and you smile and say sorry not really my thing lol if only they knew x

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By *aveandkate35Couple over a year ago

telford

When you query if everything is ok in your relationship because your wife isn't fucking any other men at the moment....

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

MIDDLESEX/SUFFOLK

When you've changed your sheets thre times in one day

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By *otgirl32Woman over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

When you feel oddly uncomfortable on the day you wear your panties

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A house with lots of pampas grass makes you smile and cock an eyebrow.

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

MIDDLESEX/SUFFOLK

"When you feel oddly uncomfortable on the day you wear your panties

So it's not just me!

(pants rather than panties though)

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

"When Gran Canaria starts being your favourite holiday destination..

Harry "

When you start thing Gran Canaria now that would be a super holiday

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By *erts_darlings1Couple over a year ago

watford

"A house with lots of pampas grass makes you smile and cock an eyebrow. "

Also when you replace the yellow car red car game with which side of the road has more pampas grass growing in gardens as you drive along. And are proud when your side has most pampas grass because you claim it makes you the bigger swinger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When going clubbing involves taking a kit bag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your sitting in the pub with your mates thinking "if only you knew"

Yep

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

When you use the word vanilla to describe an event and the vanilla people look at you like 'what the hell are you talking about?'

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By *atureandhornyCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

When you guide another guys cock into your wife's inviting pussy and not feel jealous

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

When you get together with a special friend then decide to come online to invite others, last minute, for a nice relaxed group meet...then talk about it after whilst touching again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When her husband gets up to make a cup of tea....as you still lie beside his wife in bed after a good session!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the text from your partner is "I'll be late home as I had an invite to a group sex party and its pretty much on my way"

And you say...

"Ok darling see you later"

V xxx

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

"When you have to use your fingers to count and answer the "number of partners in the last 6 months" question"

And toes!

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"When Gran Canaria starts being your favourite holiday destination..

Harry "

When you act surprised when after mentioning where in GC you're going, your mate says there is nudist beaches around there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you walk past someone in the supermarket recognise them but can't place em!

Then realise an hour later you'd shagged them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Gran Canaria starts being your favourite holiday destination..

Harry

When you act surprised when after mentioning where in GC you're going, your mate says there is nudist beaches around there!

PmsL

what a great thread.. well done OP..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you walk past someone in the supermarket recognise them but can't place em!

Then realise an hour later you'd shagged them!

Quite.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"When you get disappointed when wife swap is on tv, there's no sex involved, just cooking and cleaning and you don't even recognise any of your friends taking part."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When someone mentions the Fab 4 and you instantly think of your highest rated pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are sitting in kids softplay and notice the wipe clean equipment is similar to some clubs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When porn starts to look really dull compared to what you actually did at the weekend...

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

When you're stood waiting on the school yard and your mate asks what you've been upto today? And you bite your tongue and say not much..... though you're secretly thinking did I get all of the cum out of my hair? x

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By *lenfiddichCouple over a year ago

inverness

When you're out shopping in the mall and the Mrs points out hot women for you to look at and says she would too

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By *laytimenowMan over a year ago

Essex

When you hear the words

"No Thanks"

you smile in relief .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for fun, how do you know your a swinger? We will start it....

You know your a swinger when you meet your neighbours and both of you fancy both the mother and daughter!

"
you know you're a swinger when you turn up for a meet but they don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The words car crash and you automatically think about about a pussy picture...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I'm reading this thread and thinking "yep, I do that", to every comment!"

Yep as said above

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By *ackStrakerMan over a year ago

Cardiff

When on a Monday in work everyone else around you is miserable while you are still grinning like a Cheshire cat off the weekends memories.

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By *pa and dCouple over a year ago

Barnet

When you start to type 'fa' into your browser and it suggests fabswingers before it suggests Facebook

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By *hiterosesCouple over a year ago

Stafford

When you leave a Premier Inn in a full length winter coat.....when it's 70Degrees in June

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When out with the wingman & you both perve on a hot woman & look at each other & know exactly what the other is thinking then say - we'd have fun with her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're out shopping in the mall and the Mrs points out hot women for you to look at and says she would too "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your out doin shopping and wonder if the cashier is on fab lol

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"When people at work are talking about some awesome sexual adventure they had years ago.... and you think, I could top that story with what I did last weekend!"

When you think I could top that story every weekend

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