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"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.
I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"
I would get in trouble for touching my own boobs, I just love them and wouldn't be able to keep my hands off em. Hahahaha |
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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.
I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol
I would get in trouble for touching my own boobs, I just love them and wouldn't be able to keep my hands off em. Hahahaha"
lol....such a bloke answer..love it. |
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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"Explore everything I've already done as a woman to see what it feels like from the mans perspective...vaginal/anal penetration and bj's in particular  "
Now that is style right there  |
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"Explore everything I've already done as a woman to see what it feels like from the mans perspective...vaginal/anal penetration and bj's in particular "
You're not missing much. You have already got the best deal sexually. |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Wake up. Scratch my balls. Have a feel, make sure nothing fell off overnight.
Get out of bed. Go for a pee. While yawning and trying to stretch.
Go to the kitchen, scratch balls, look in microwave.. eat half the curry left from last night. Yum!!
Go have a shower. scratch balls. soap balls up, and make sure nothings fallen off. soap up cock. and balls.
50 minutes or so later, get out of shower, dry and get dressed.
Decide to go to the pub. Best brush teeth in case I pull... go to pub, talk to some random guys about how bad it was that Geroud got taken off.
Get into a scrap cause his mates are Blues.
Go to a different pub, try to pull.
Go home, empty handed. Go to bed, scratch balls, have a wank.
Roll over to pick up a sock off the floor. sniff sock. use sock to clean up. chuck sock far enough away that I don't step on it in the morning.
Fart and waft the duvet up. go to sleep.
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"Wake up. Scratch my balls. Have a feel, make sure nothing fell off overnight.
Get out of bed. Go for a pee. While yawning and trying to stretch.
Go to the kitchen, scratch balls, look in microwave.. eat half the curry left from last night. Yum!!
Go have a shower. scratch balls. soap balls up, and make sure nothings fallen off. soap up cock. and balls.
50 minutes or so later, get out of shower, dry and get dressed.
Decide to go to the pub. Best brush teeth in case I pull... go to pub, talk to some random guys about how bad it was that Geroud got taken off.
Get into a scrap cause his mates are Blues.
Go to a different pub, try to pull.
Go home, empty handed. Go to bed, scratch balls, have a wank.
Roll over to pick up a sock off the floor. sniff sock. use sock to clean up. chuck sock far enough away that I don't step on it in the morning.
Fart and waft the duvet up. go to sleep.
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(MrK) it's like you're inside my head! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love watching male on male gay porn. I'd fuck good looking toned guys alot. Basically act like a slut because it's socially acceptable for men to act like that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.
I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"
Try everything out of pure curiosity well if I ever stopped touching my newly discovered boobs!!!
In a non sexual sense though I'd drive a car just to shock everybody that a woman can actually park (before the abuse starts I'm joking !!!!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just for fun...what would you be like/do if you were the opposite sex.
I'd walk like John Wayne, I'm sure I'd be shagged every which way possible lol"
Drink loads of wife beater. Watch porn all day and wank myself silly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wake up. Scratch my balls. Have a feel, make sure nothing fell off overnight.
Get out of bed. Go for a pee. While yawning and trying to stretch.
Go to the kitchen, scratch balls, look in microwave.. eat half the curry left from last night. Yum!!
Go have a shower. scratch balls. soap balls up, and make sure nothings fallen off. soap up cock. and balls.
50 minutes or so later, get out of shower, dry and get dressed.
Decide to go to the pub. Best brush teeth in case I pull... go to pub, talk to some random guys about how bad it was that Geroud got taken off.
Get into a scrap cause his mates are Blues.
Go to a different pub, try to pull.
Go home, empty handed. Go to bed, scratch balls, have a wank.
Roll over to pick up a sock off the floor. sniff sock. use sock to clean up. chuck sock far enough away that I don't step on it in the morning.
Fart and waft the duvet up. go to sleep.
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Don't forget to scratch balls one last time before going to sleep |
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