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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here!  )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice!  (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
"
She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it
How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm
What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it
How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm
What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare "
Not sure!
But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though! |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place "
Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place
Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump "
Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it
How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm
What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare
Not sure!
But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though! "
Hahahaha I'm a lady I don't do such nonsenses  |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place
Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump
Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!! "
Just returning the favour Peach...oh, and your farts do sometimes smell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it
How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm
What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare
Not sure!
But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though!
Hahahaha I'm a lady I don't do such nonsenses "
You don't? How? 
Ah well - better out than in!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place
Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump
Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!
Just returning the favour Peach...oh, and your farts do sometimes smell "
I DID NOT FART!!! probably!  |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
She's not fibbing you know. Anyway, I'm off in search of the booby thread, I know my place
Indeed she's not fibbing...I used to be pretty modest in the trouser department, since meeting Peach I'm hung like a veritable horse...more effective than any vacuum pump
Jeez foxy you'll double my in-box!!!
Just returning the favour Peach...oh, and your farts do sometimes smell
I DID NOT FART!!! probably! "
No my sweet..it was just a sweet flutter of escaping air after you had used your veritable suction pump (or both of them) on my manhood... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute "
Wow!!!
Bet that's frustrating!!
Suggestion! - get a grey wig and some bright green/blue eyeshadow and vivid blusher! Apply copiously , create wrinkles with eyeliner and don grey wig!
Then you'll look just like a granny and the LAST thing they'll feel like doing is cuming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mornin!!
Yet another big tit thread on the go! Meh, pah and other such mutterings abound (yeah alright - average boobies here! )
BUT - one thing I do have - is a pelvic floor like a vice! (of course I could be lying!)
Soooo - let's have a giggle!!
I'm gonna start with:
My foof squeezed my meet's willie so tight that it was 6in when it went in and 9 in when it came out!!
Over to you my lovelies!
I'm off to the gym now - I'll have a giggle when I get back!
"
It may be 9 inches now, but it's a thin as a chopstick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute
Wow!!!
Bet that's frustrating!!
Suggestion! - get a grey wig and some bright green/blue eyeshadow and vivid blusher! Apply copiously , create wrinkles with eyeliner and don grey wig!
Then you'll look just like a granny and the LAST thing they'll feel like doing is cuming! "
Nah I love it, makes me feel magical! They can always reload and go again! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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I went to the doc about feeling a lack of sensitivity during sex. He asked me if it felt like not touching the sides and I said yes. He asked if I drank lager because lager shrivelled things and that could be the problem. He also prescribed me Guinness as the iron would help build my willy back up again and to come back in a month.
When I went back I was pleased to tell the doc that my sex life had never been better and the sensation was immense. He asked if the Guinness had helped but I told him I hadn't drank any Guinness
I persuaded the wife to start drinking lager! |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"My fanny is so tight and welcoming that every single penis that's entered it for the first time has cum in less than a minute
Wow!!!
Bet that's frustrating!!
Suggestion! - get a grey wig and some bright green/blue eyeshadow and vivid blusher! Apply copiously , create wrinkles with eyeliner and don grey wig!
Then you'll look just like a granny and the LAST thing they'll feel like doing is cuming!
Nah I love it, makes me feel magical! They can always reload and go again!"
Well, I guess you might even get a couple of minutes the second time |
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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago
North Cambs |
"I went to the doc about feeling a lack of sensitivity during sex. He asked me if it felt like not touching the sides and I said yes. He asked if I drank lager because lager shrivelled things and that could be the problem. He also prescribed me Guinness as the iron would help build my willy back up again and to come back in a month.
When I went back I was pleased to tell the doc that my sex life had never been better and the sensation was immense. He asked if the Guinness had helped but I told him I hadn't drank any Guinness
I persuaded the wife to start drinking lager!"
LMAO..classic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm tightness is hard to gage. Easy for a bloke get it hard raid the sewing kit measure it
How do we measure pussy size especially as it gets bigger the more turned on it gets Hmmmm
What about Fanny farts. Do tighter or looser pussies Fanny fart more. As a woman I have no clue how to compare
Not sure!
But I fart copiously from both fanny and arse! They don't ALWAYS stink though! "
Probably because the guy doesnt have the correct girth and is just pumping air in... |
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