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By *igcocknewboy OP   Man  over a year ago

nottingham

Ino it sounds stupid but iv never really done it and I would love to try it so any women that want to learn me?? Or be my experiment???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When preparing a pussy for eating I'd reccomend baking it in clay - that way the fur and skin will come off aot easier...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poor geezer sod this bunch get a brass lad lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When preparing a pussy for eating I'd reccomend baking it in clay - that way the fur and skin will come off aot easier..."

A lot easier even!

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By *ordonBennettMan  over a year ago

dover


"Ino it sounds stupid but iv never really done it and I would love to try it so any women that want to learn me?? Or be my experiment???"

Asking if a lady wants "to learn you or be your experiment" might not be the most irresistible invitation....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's with the insults?.. Completely out of order

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Op so you want to be taught how to eat pussy. Next time your at a meet ask the lady what she likes being done to her. As you know we all have different tastes and preferences.

Good luck

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World

Ignoring the pube comments.

First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well.

Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary.

Good luck

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

Good Lord! I hate this type of phrase but really, who died and made some of you the pube police? Extremely rude and disrespectful.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Ino it sounds stupid but iv never really done it and I would love to try it so any women that want to learn me?? Or be my experiment???"

You might be lucky but it's unlikely. Better to go about meeting people in the normal way and just say you're inexperienced...everyone started somewhere.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's onlyone way to sort this out ladies....

FIGHT!!!...

In a pool of jelly..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ruthless in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well this is going well. Anyway, back to the original post - who wants to teach the OP how to eat pussy or be his experiment?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing wrong with having pubes, it's natural...

Not sure if i'd enjoy being a test subject for someone into licking pussy but we gotta encourage guys to do this stuff else how they gonna learn?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ruthless in here "

I am afraid it can be, sometimes. Don't worry, though, I foresee a mod entering soon to calm everyone down and restore some order. Please. Quick.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Well this is going well. Anyway, back to the original post - who wants to teach the OP how to eat pussy or be his experiment? "

Not me I'd be a hopeless teacher as I don't like it but there is a wide variety of people on here and there might be a woman to who this might appeal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ruthless in here "
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

excitementneeded nowt tp do with the post but you are one fine lady x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To*

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By *oyuer99Man  over a year ago

PRESTON

One is not taught to eat pussy one goes for it and learns on the mission as it were. It cannot be done by a book as in my humble experience all pussies are different and like different stimulation.

Start at the clit it may well be on here you would be in a minority who actively found it. lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"excitementneeded nowt tp do with the post but you are one fine lady x "

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm just a natural. They do say that you're good at doing what you love

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way.

If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well they say you are what you eat, and most people who know me think that I'm a cunt, so ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't dive straight in, kiss everywhere else first and eventually kiss her inner thighs and wait till she shows some sign of appreciation before kissing and licking her foof....it's sort of what I sometimes do anyway and it seems to be welcomed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Practice on a split cream donut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next???? "

not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens "

I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.

Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens

I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.

Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with? "

out of interest why do you feel the need to roll your eyes at me

( i really hate that emoticon it really offends me )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens

I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.

Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with?

out of interest why do you feel the need to roll your eyes at me

( i really hate that emoticon it really offends me )"

Ouch!!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way.

If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness"

Surely it's a kind of bullying?

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By *hocko87Man  over a year ago

dublin

Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way.

If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness

Surely it's a kind of bullying? "

Well it is the forums after all!

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By *icked weaselCouple  over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance "

Well said.. I quite like Newbies..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next???? "

There is loads of things I haven't done and am 39

I have never cum in a Woman's mouth or done anal to name a few, Some Women I have been with didn't like bjs or anyone going down on them, Not everyone on here or in real life do or like everything involved in sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

There is loads of things I haven't done and am 39

I have never cum in a Woman's mouth or done anal to name a few, Some Women I have been with didn't like bjs or anyone going down on them, Not everyone on here or in real life do or like everything involved in sex"

Note to self: leave sense of humour at the door when entering forums

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance "

Not all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

There is loads of things I haven't done and am 39

I have never cum in a Woman's mouth or done anal to name a few, Some Women I have been with didn't like bjs or anyone going down on them, Not everyone on here or in real life do or like everything involved in sex

Note to self: leave sense of humour at the door when entering forums

"

im telling you its that eye rolling emotion, nobody takes what you say as a joke when you bang that on the end, its stroppy not jokey

happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still trying to get over the shock of there being a 25 yo guy on fab that has never eaten pussy! Whatever next????

not everybody on here are sexually experienced some people lead a very shallow sex life and come on here to explore i was 34 the first time a guy went down on me, it happens

I know it does. You'll have to excuse my sense of humour.

Out of interest, was it you that didn't want it or the guys that you had been with?

out of interest why do you feel the need to roll your eyes at me

( i really hate that emoticon it really offends me )"

I haven't quite got the hang of those emoticons. What is that smiling green face again?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance "

Everyone?!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

Backs out of the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance

Everyone?!"

In fairness he is correct in saying everyone has to learn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ignoring the pube comments.

First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well.

Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary.

Good luck "

the question is now how do you eat a Guinea pig?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Ignoring the pube comments.

First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well.

Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary.

Good luck the question is now how do you eat a Guinea pig?"

Gently sauteed in garlic and butter

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"There is no need to be so personal, the man only asked a question and not his picture to be discussed in a nasty way.

If anyone is having trouble finding the forum rules to see what is acceptable they are on the link below.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

PS it is great to see people object to the nastiness

Surely it's a kind of bullying? "

Call it whatever you like, it isn't allowed that's all people need to know

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance

Everyone?!"

I would say yes, everyone has to learn how to do things.

I do find it sad that the thread didn't give much advice though, we cant all be perfect and know everything there is to know

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance

Everyone?!

I would say yes, everyone has to learn how to do things.

I do find it sad that the thread didn't give much advice though, we cant all be perfect and know everything there is to know "

Oh yes I know everyone has to learn I'm still learning.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance

Everyone?!

In fairness he is correct in saying everyone has to learn "

He was saying we're all being horrible,we weren't all being horrible that's all. You're correct in saying we all have to learn though

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

To the OP. I would say that you would probably be able to guess the basics of how to go down on a pussy , ( don't forget it isn't all about the clit ) but the only way you will "learn" how to do it right is to accept all us women are different and wont all like the same things. Teach yourself how to notice the signs of enjoyment on each woman. If you get no response, try something else.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Well this is going well. Anyway, back to the original post - who wants to teach the OP how to eat pussy or be his experiment? "

Maybe he should take a trip to South Korea, I hear they eat lots of pussy there. Not sure if they provide lessons but, ones you've got use to the chop-sticks, I'm sure it's pretty much the same as eating prawn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't dive straight in, kiss everywhere else first and eventually kiss her inner thighs and wait till she shows some sign of appreciation before kissing and licking her foof....it's sort of what I sometimes do anyway and it seems to be welcomed. "

Foof...tee hee you made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poor OP he only asked!!!

I'm a great teacher.... But it is personal with every woman so don't be shy.. Be respectful and relax.... And if in doubt just ask...

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I know how I'm gonna eat my next cream split doughnut

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Ignoring the pube comments.

First off it is 'teach me' not 'learn me' before that gets jumped on as well.

Second I doubt that there are many women on here who would like to be your guinea pig. It isn't exactly complimentary.

Good luck the question is now how do you eat a Guinea pig?"

Try Peru for that. Starting to sound like a real culinary cruse. Pussy in Korea, Guinea Pig in Peru... we could do Chine for dog, Italy for donkey, Uganda for chimp... wonder what others unusual foods we can around the world.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"Ur all horrible to d guy , every body has to learn . Go back to d days u all started to lick pussy I bet u were half scared of doing it . Give d guy a chance

Everyone?!

I would say yes, everyone has to learn how to do things.

I do find it sad that the thread didn't give much advice though, we cant all be perfect and know everything there is to know "

Who says

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Poor OP he only asked!!!

I'm a great teacher.... But it is personal with every woman so don't be shy.. Be respectful and relax.... And if in doubt just ask...

"

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I meant ask the woman not me!!!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"I meant ask the woman not me!!!! "

You mean the answer we get from one woman might be different than the answer we get from another? Lifes just so complicated these days.

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