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What do you hate about safe sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking 
Fantasies or nightmares?"
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.  |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking
Fantasies or nightmares?
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat. "
 so funny |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking
Fantasies or nightmares?
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.
so funny "
The fuckin triplets aren't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
It's great that fabsters automatically presume condoms are needed, unlike vanilla when I used to have to argue with the guy.
Or he thought I was a slag for carrying condoms in my purse!  |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Doesn't bother me in the slightest.
It's great that fabsters automatically presume condoms are needed, unlike vanilla when I used to have to argue with the guy.
Or he thought I was a slag for carrying condoms in my purse! "
Had strawberry condoms are vanilla new? |
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"I dislike condoms tbh - bare feels sooooo much nicer - but I dislike the thought of catching an std more than I dislike condoms! Simple! "
Completely agree, the feel of condoms goes through me ( no pun intended) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking
Fantasies or nightmares?
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.
so funny
The fuckin triplets aren't"
Haha it's odd but they're genuine fantasies! I'm quite maternal, I want about 5 kids. But I am also well educated enough to want to further my career first.
Obviously if the condom breaks then the std issue would need to be addressed, but in my post-coital fantasy the person I'm shagging is clean haha |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking
Fantasies or nightmares?
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.
so funny
The fuckin triplets aren't
Haha it's odd but they're genuine fantasies! I'm quite maternal, I want about 5 kids. But I am also well educated enough to want to further my career first.
Obviously if the condom breaks then the std issue would need to be addressed, but in my post-coital fantasy the person I'm shagging is clean haha"
Well when i meet you i will just go for the honey.... much safer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking
Fantasies or nightmares?
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.
so funny "
I chuckled too  |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"I'm not on birth control and sometimes have fantasies about the condom breaking
Fantasies or nightmares?
Surely a nightmare. I always get a thought afterwards thinking - what if she's psycho and has kept some of my cum and is going to insemenate herself afterwards. " i should have taken the condom with me. Did I see a turkey baster? Yes I'm sure I saw a turkey baster. But it's not Christmas or a Sunday. Isn't she a vegetarian? Jesus she wants my babies and there's nothing I can do about it oh shit oh fuck. Help!"
Then I get another hard on and the anxiety dissapates and its fine again. Rinse and repeat.
so funny
I chuckled too "
Yeah deserves his own tv show |
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It's just mainly the interruption to proceedings, even if nothing goes wrong and you have the Johnny to hand it takes a minute or two.
If you can't find one of the bastard things in your bedside drawer, and then it plays silly buggers and won't go on properly the mood can really drop (in the worst case so does something else) |
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Yes that's what u hate getting all sexed up n having to stop to put one on n sometimes u go a bit soft n it won't go on . Then u get frustrated n d moment is gone . I luv when u have a partner u can trust n don't need to use it . But it's only right to use condoms but I beleive there not 100 % proof against disease but they provide a good cover . |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"The jealousy you have towards the husband/partner of a woman you are playing with, that he doesn't have to use one... 
Smug mode activated  "
What do you call a french letter with a hole in it?
A welsh letter cos it has a leek in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donald Duck calls reception from his room and orders a condom.
The receptionist says, "No problem sir, shall I put it on your bill"?
Donald replies... "Are you thuking thupid, I'll thufercate"! |
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"I hate pulling the condom over my head when i go down for the honey, its very restrictive."
Lots of reasons then, but what do you love about safe sex?
I love watching a girl who hasn't had much experience faffing about trying to put one on a cock; quite entertaining.
Equally I love watching a girl who has lots of experience putting one on a cock. The girls that do it with their mouths and no hands; pure genius!
And finally I love the thought that if the pope and his cardinals were watching me fuck with a glove, it's going to really fuck them off!!!
Pros and cons eh? |
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