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How do you douche? What's the best way to douche?
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over a year ago
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice"
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!  |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "
Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.  |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "
 wot they said - Ann Summers do cheap kit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!
Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working. "
No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call! |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!
Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.
No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call! "
You two crack me up! Lol. I can just picture you on the phone...lol |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!
Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.
No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call!
You two crack me up! Lol. I can just picture you on the phone...lol"
Our last conversation was an hour and a half! And I still forgot to talk about one of the things I feckin called her for in the first place!! I'm completely sane - she's the one who's a barn-pot! |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!
Try explaining blurting out with laughter during a supposedly deeply serious conference call. Thanks for that Peachikins. Serves me right for faffing about on here when I should be working.
No sympathy! You should know better than to read any of my posts during a conference call!
You two crack me up! Lol. I can just picture you on the phone...lol
Our last conversation was an hour and a half! And I still forgot to talk about one of the things I feckin called her for in the first place!! I'm completely sane - she's the one who's a barn-pot! "
Completely sane???? Fibber. You're as mad of a box of badgers on giggle potion. Thank goodness, it gets lonely on the loopy step so it's nice to have some company. |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse! "
You can get an attachment for the shower. Stainless steel "rod"with a rounded tip with holes in especialt for the purpose. |
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over a year ago
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If you're using one of those hand held "squashy ball" type ones you might have better luck if you pull back ever so slightly as you squeeze.
It's tricky to do by yourself. I'd start simple and save the whole clinical shebang until you meet somebody happy to play nurse.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Get the shower attachment, please don't be sticking you shower hose directly into your arse... That's just gross
Don't do it more than a couple of times a week as you can cause health problems and makes sure the water coming though your taps is clean and drinkable!
Two different levels, enema and rectal cleaning. Google them and choose appropriately  |
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"Please can any one help me on How do you douche? What's the best way to douche? thanks for advice
Well - you can buy a douching kit - or you can dismantle the shower hose and stick it up your arse!
You can get an attachment for the shower. Stainless steel "rod"with a rounded tip with holes in especialt for the purpose."
I have one. Best bit of kit going |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"Karcher k7 hot pressure washer should get to all those hard to reach areas "
Or if you cant afford one of these, you can pop down to your local garage and use one of these for a couple of quid for about 7 minutes. |
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First you should fill the anal cavity with Luke warm water, then lie on your back on the floor with your botty up in the air this gives better ingress, you should in a few moments feel the need to move to the toilet, be careful at this stage and 'do not fart'
Or you get a shit shower  |
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"First you should fill the anal cavity with Luke warm water, then lie on your back on the floor with your botty up in the air this gives better ingress, you should in a few moments feel the need to move to the toilet, be careful at this stage and 'do not fart'
Or you get a shit shower "
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