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Wherever I lay my hat....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just laughed very loudly at a blokes status. Plain and to the point it reads 'Looking for somewhere to park my cock'... laddish and funny. So then what expressions have you all heard/used in reference to sinking the pork somewhere dark and moist?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sunk to the Nuts

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

Bumping uglies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

burying the beef bayonet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah jist need tae empty ma baw-bag"

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Up to the nuts in guts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rimmed so deep i was cleaning her kidneys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one up the rectum, dont affect em

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