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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act! |
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over a year ago
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"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act! "
For ffffffffeck sake.  |
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"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act! "
You're accommodating? You should have insisted they pay for a 5-star hotel, we always do
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's a lot of FFFFFF's to keep happy  "
It is!
I'm in op!
To keep the ladies entertained whilst we await the shag of our lives, I'll bring several copies of the same book - Lady Chatterley's Lover springs to mind - and we'll start a book group whilst we wait!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act! "
We keep trying to arrange this, but unfortunately can't find the M.
There just don't seem to be any single males willing to meet 5 sexy young insatiable females anymore
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On our joint hen/stag night 3 years ago I had a 6 female plus me in one room .
I couldn't possibly cope so invited some male friends to help after 10 minutes .
Wouldn't have made it to the wedding otherwise  |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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"That's a lot of FFFFFF's to keep happy
It is!
I'm in op!
To keep the ladies entertained whilst we await the shag of our lives, I'll bring several copies of the same book - Lady Chatterley's Lover springs to mind - and we'll start a book group whilst we wait! "
See, I've got 2 Fs already  maybe this method does work! |
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"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act!
We keep trying to arrange this, but unfortunately can't find the M.
There just don't seem to be any single males willing to meet 5 sexy young insatiable females anymore
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What has the world become? |
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"That's a lot of FFFFFF's to keep happy
It is!
I'm in op!
To keep the ladies entertained whilst we await the shag of our lives, I'll bring several copies of the same book - Lady Chatterley's Lover springs to mind - and we'll start a book group whilst we wait!
See, I've got 2 Fs already maybe this method does work! "
Make it 3 if you have a date in mind and I am free  |
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"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act! "
Wait a minute.... Let me just have a sex change first, please make sure there's a helo pad on the roof so I have somewhere to park my chopper (pun intended). Also please have a team of Monkey butlers on hand to valet park the 2 Ferraris and coach drawn pumpkin, my fleet of 3 Breasted whores from Eroticon 5, will be landing via UFO at 5 minutes to nevergonnahappen....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having 5 women would be the dream lol.
Having one would be nice...despite being patient! lol and that is right, one would be good as well "
Yep! Totally agree. I'm not greedy, one sexy girl would do me nicely. 2 will be a dream come true |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act!
Wait a minute.... Let me just have a sex change first, please make sure there's a helo pad on the roof so I have somewhere to park my chopper (pun intended). Also please have a team of Monkey butlers on hand to valet park the 2 Ferraris and coach drawn pumpkin, my fleet of 3 Breasted whores from Eroticon 5, will be landing via UFO at 5 minutes to nevergonnahappen....
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Don't be silly! |
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"Im looking for a FFFFFM, well really as many F as possible, near Cambridge. Please be super sexy, and bring a variety of take aways and booze. I will be accomodating, but as there is only one cock to share, please feel free to tidy the house, do my laundry, washing up etc. while you are waiting your turn for the thrill of your life. Minimal door charge will apply for the supply of condoms, turning the heating on etc. Only serious people need apply with at least 2 face pics and a full body nude.
I figured if other people are posting ridiculous requests, I may as well get in on the act!
Wait a minute.... Let me just have a sex change first, please make sure there's a helo pad on the roof so I have somewhere to park my chopper (pun intended). Also please have a team of Monkey butlers on hand to valet park the 2 Ferraris and coach drawn pumpkin, my fleet of 3 Breasted whores from Eroticon 5, will be landing via UFO at 5 minutes to nevergonnahappen....
Don't be silly! "
Perfectly acceptable response to your perfectly acceptable request lol |
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