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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

I'm a very attentive lover. I love foreplay during and after play. My last few sexual encounters left totally satisfied praising my to high heavens and totally unsatisfied. I got so bored with their lack of imagination and skill. They actually believed they were doing me a favour by allowing me to fuck them!

I was fucking a neighbour a few of times who neglected to realise that in our three encounters I had only cum once!!

She however discovered she was a squirter. Then to add insult to injury point blank refused to introduce her interested female lover to me because she was afraid of "losing me"!

For fuck sake you never had me!! Well you took me but that's not what I meant.

Anyway what's with these women going on like Victorian men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ditch them and meet someone else, sorted!

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Fucking typos!!

It's meant to say praising me to high heaven and leaving ME totally unsatisfied

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Choose your lovers better.

Same to anyone in this situation, male or female.

Improve your selection process.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another thread showing us you make poor choices in women....

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

I refuse to introduce female friends after just a couple of fucks....ain't being used for no one!

So many guys think because we've had a meet or two, implies that I should introduce him to all my friends...USERS! Been there, done that....they can find their own women!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I faked my orgasms to boost your ego.

It was as crap for me as it was for you. Sorry.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Ditching has taken place. Well more like back of fridge storage. Just in case a bed warmer is desperately needed in these cold winter nights when the boiler breaks down.

Unfortunately you don't know if you've wasting your time until the time has been wasted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ditching has taken place. Well more like back of fridge storage. Just in case a bed warmer is desperately needed in these cold winter nights when the boiler breaks down.

Unfortunately you don't know if you've wasting your time until the time has been wasted."

So they're a shit shag but you're going to keep the option there in case nothing better is available? Nice!

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Rachel you can fake ejaculation!!!?

That's fucking amazing. Can you walk on water too?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Ditching has taken place. Well more like back of fridge storage. Just in case a bed warmer is desperately needed in these cold winter nights when the boiler breaks down.

Unfortunately you don't know if you've wasting your time until the time has been wasted.

So they're a shit shag but you're going to keep the option there in case nothing better is available? Nice!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ditching has taken place. Well more like back of fridge storage. Just in case a bed warmer is desperately needed in these cold winter nights when the boiler breaks down.

Unfortunately you don't know if you've wasting your time until the time has been wasted."

A 'bed warmer'???? Wow. I can't believe these lucky ladies didn't put more effort in to be in with the chance of being a hot water bottle substitute again and again.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Might be worth communicating a bit more?

If you're not being satisfied, why not DO the thing that you want while you're there?

Do you think your meets know that you aren't having a good time? How will they know if you never tell them?

I have some meets who just love to watch me cum. They rarely do, but I know that that's what they want because I've asked them and talked about it.

When I go for meets, as it's not a relationship, I don't have the same desire to make sure they're definitely having the same good time as me, so I rely on them to tell me what they want to do.

Communication is the key. People aren't mine readers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I refuse to introduce female friends after just a couple of fucks....ain't being used for no one!

So many guys think because we've had a meet or two, implies that I should introduce him to all my friends...USERS! Been there, done that....they can find their own women!"

well said huni

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ditching has taken place. Well more like back of fridge storage. Just in case a bed warmer is desperately needed in these cold winter nights when the boiler breaks down.

Unfortunately you don't know if you've wasting your time until the time has been wasted.

A 'bed warmer'???? Wow. I can't believe these lucky ladies didn't put more effort in to be in with the chance of being a hot water bottle substitute again and again. "

While he slags them off of the internet behind their backs...classy guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the ego has landed you are wonderful and everyone else is shite... must be nice living in your world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Describes self as "selfless lover" complains he doesnt get enough in return...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rachel you can fake ejaculation!!!?

That's fucking amazing. Can you walk on water too?"

I don't ejaculated when I cum through anal sex. I might dribble a bit.

Walking on water? Easy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rachel you can fake ejaculation!!!?

That's fucking amazing. Can you walk on water too?"

Pull out and spit on thier back?

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Of course I'm gonna keep the option there Red. Us men don't get the immense choices you women get.

Here's our options. Right hand and porn. Right hand and no porn. Numerous rejections and no replies. Spend weeks chatting someone up with the hope of a potential meet. Get a real girlfriend and relationship. Go to a club night or blatantly pay for it.

So yeh I'll keep the option open its one of the better ones. I can wank while making her cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rachel you can fake ejaculation!!!?

That's fucking amazing. Can you walk on water too?

Pull out and spit on thier back?"

I don't stick it in! I don't use my willy with men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course I'm gonna keep the option there Red. Us men don't get the immense choices you women get.

So yeh I'll keep the option open its one of the better ones. I can wank while making her cum."

Your profile says you get off giving pleasure when clearly you don't because you're complaining about it. Maybe if you'd put you always like to pleasure the lady before yourself (or something along those lines) they might realise you want something aswell. Although many of us are mind readers there are some who aren't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rachel you can fake ejaculation!!!?

That's fucking amazing. Can you walk on water too?

Pull out and spit on thier back?

I don't stick it in! I don't use my willy with men.

Reverse cowgirl and spit on thier feet?

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

THX there's selfless and then there's saintly.

Cumming once after 3 encounters I would call selfless. Giving you multiple orgasms and then multiple squirting orgasms before looking after myself. I would call selfless. When you say thanks and then leave I would call that taking the piss.

Any woman that had a man do that to them or roll over and fall asleep would be spitting feathers or maybe just a little upset

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course I'm gonna keep the option there Red. Us men don't get the immense choices you women get.

So yeh I'll keep the option open its one of the better ones. I can wank while making her cum."

Or use your super lover powers to teach them to be better in bed?

Or communicate or whatever it is functioning adults are meant to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THX there's selfless and then there's saintly.

Any woman that had a man do that to them or roll over and fall asleep would be spitting feathers or maybe just a little upset"

Personally I'm not orgasm driven.

I enjoy sex for what it is and for the passion between me and my lover.

If I cum too; well that's a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't it make sense then, when you find a woman who'll meet you (although I think your options are even more limited after this thread) to communicate with her? Sex isn't just about cocks and fannies you know, using your brain (

) and mouth to ask / direct / tell your partner what you'd like or enjoy makes the whole experience so much more satisfying.

Your idea of being a selfless lover certainly doesn't equate to mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Describes self as "selfless lover" complains he doesnt get enough in return..."

Yeah I just read the profile. Makes it sound like he is happy to give, give, give.

If you want to take, take, take then say so.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Your profile says you get off giving pleasure when clearly you don't because you're complaining about it. Maybe if you'd put you always like to pleasure the lady before yourself (or something along those lines) they might realise you want something aswell. Although many of us are mind readers there are some who aren't "

HA HA HA HA HA HA. THIS!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That good old word 'Communication'!

Tell them what turns you on, ask them what turns them on, if they are doing something that isn't floating your boat suggest a different technique, rhythm etc.

Lay on the bed after you have fucked and talk about it, tell them what felt good, and what would really turn you on and ask the same in return.

If you don't tell them what you want how will they know?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THX there's selfless and then there's saintly.

Any woman that had a man do that to them or roll over and fall asleep would be spitting feathers or maybe just a little upset"

Well stop saying your selfless.

Let them know you want to cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If foreplay is after play, shouldn't it be called aftplay?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THX there's selfless and then there's saintly.

Any woman that had a man do that to them or roll over and fall asleep would be spitting feathers or maybe just a little upset"

Erm....newsflash....when a woman squirts it doesn't necessarily mean she's having an orgasm. Perhaps yoyre not as selfless as you like to think.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I faked my orgasms to boost your ego.

It was as crap for me as it was for you. Sorry.

Lmfao

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Ladies I'm not giving names or slagging them off. I'm giving examples of a couple experiences.

I can give examples of fantastic ones too. The two posts I've put on are my more recent ones.

I love to explore a woman's body and find their errogenous zones. It excites me and turns me on. But I do also like my lover to be at least a little tactile and not just a receiver who's only thought is to open her legs and let me do my thing. That's a little offkey to me.

If you wanna hear about my excellent experiences message me. NUTTERS! Lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Of course I'm gonna keep the option there Red. Us men don't get the immense choices you women get.

So yeh I'll keep the option open its one of the better ones. I can wank while making her cum."

or fuck your ex/kids mum!

Great guy you are, slagging them off as selfish, but keeping them in the background, just in case!

I'd rather stay sexless!

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

I am a bit like that. Once I've had my wicked ways with him, I roll over, face away from him and enter a deep coma whilst snoring loudly

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Scarlett woman. If she just had 5 orgasms squirted writhing and moaning saying oh my god oh my god then...

I not a masogonistic person. But I do love a god argument so keep them coming :D

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

...you too huh?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarlett woman. If she just had 5 orgasms squirted writhing and moaning saying oh my god oh my god then...

I not a masogonistic person. But I do love a god argument so keep them coming :D"

She's faking to feed your ex so inflated ego!!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"But I do also like my lover to be at least a little tactile and not just a receiver who's only thought is to open her legs and let me do my thing. That's a little offkey to me.

Then why don't you tell them instead of moaning about it here where nothing can be done to change it?

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

They weren't Dame Julie Dench. These weren't Oscar nominated performances they were ordinary women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a bit like that. Once I've had my wicked ways with him, I roll over, face away from him and enter a deep coma whilst snoring loudly"

One of my ex's was acutely aware she did this. She warned me to make sure I came just before/simultaneously/just after her or go without

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They weren't Dame Julie Dench. These weren't Oscar nominated performances they were ordinary women."

I've never seen Judi (not Julie) Dench fake an orgasm. Women have had to get very good at faking over the years so we don't damage you inflated, yet fragile, egos!! I don't include all men in that though...most are extremely normal and don't have egos.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"I am a bit like that. Once I've had my wicked ways with him, I roll over, face away from him and enter a deep coma whilst snoring loudly

One of my ex's was acutely aware she did this. She warned me to make sure I came just before/simultaneously/just after her or go without

No, I am not that nice; I let them find out the 'hard' way

Oh, and then I wake up in the morning and demand sex and coffee followed by breakfast

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

I did say something to her.

One thing I must say about you ladies is that I'm quite moved and impressed with the solidarity.

Can't a man express what you women express on a regular basis?

Is it hurting you're ego's? You're starting to sound like blokes!!

It's quite interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did say something to her.

One thing I must say about you ladies is that I'm quite moved and impressed with the solidarity.

Can't a man express what you women express on a regular basis?

Is it hurting you're ego's? You're starting to sound like blokes!!

It's quite interesting

I always sound like a bloke. It's why I don't go phone sex. Shatters the illusion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't do! You see; phones and me don't get on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate that film it's boring. I am an amazing director and actor I could do better.

But I am going to keep watching that boring film until a better film comes along.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

You lot are making me late for work!

Some of you aren't too bright either. Yes it says in my profile give give and I gave gave gave.

The proof is in the pudding. I did and do exactly what it says on the tin.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"They weren't Dame Julie Dench. These weren't Oscar nominated performances they were ordinary women.

Don't tell them everything

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"I did say something to her.

One thing I must say about you ladies is that I'm quite moved and impressed with the solidarity.

Can't a man express what you women express on a regular basis?

Is it hurting you're ego's? You're starting to sound like blokes!!

It's quite interesting

I always sound like a bloke. It's why I don't go phone sex. Shatters the illusion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Green arrow of truth shows you really do have an axe to grind regarding women OP. Bitter and full of your own self importance.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"The Green arrow of truth shows you really do have an axe to grind regarding women OP. Bitter and full of your own self importance.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"The Green arrow of truth shows you really do have an axe to grind regarding women OP. Bitter and full of your own self importance.

Yup. Resorting to personal insults when women won't side with him against other women. Really pathetic.

And yeah, but your profile doesn't say "will give give give, and then complain about it", so the tin seems to be missing half its label.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Well that was fun. Thanks for the argument everyone. Most enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Green arrow of truth shows you really do have an axe to grind regarding women OP. Bitter and full of your own self importance.

Yup. Resorting to personal insults when women won't side with him against other women. Really pathetic.

And yeah, but your profile doesn't say "will give give give, and then complain about it", so the tin seems to be missing half its label.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Any one have a pin for his overinflated ego ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well that was fun. Thanks for the argument everyone. Most enjoyable"

See, there you go again...thinking it was fun. I was only just starting. I think I see where the problem lies now

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"The Green arrow of truth shows you really do have an axe to grind regarding women OP. Bitter and full of your own self importance.

Wow Miss Marple, I've never done it before, it really does paint quite a picture.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Any one have a pin for his overinflated ego ...

I've a few here *passes one over*

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Sorry happy but I'm a man. Errogenous zones are limited. If I have to tell you where they are then....

I didn't think lay on your back and think of wherever you come from women still existed. But you live and you learn.

Are you one of them? Oh by the way when I helped her and put it in her hand. It was like her hands were two left feet! So yeh imma complain and not say her name. She wasn't from a swingers site as I said she was a neighbour.

Right who's next? Call me Sensualslugger!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's alot of selfish women who constantly hve to get their own way. Toys get thrown out of the pram if they don't. Gggrrrr can't stand ppl like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry happy but I'm a man. Errogenous zones are limited. If I have to tell you where they are then....

I didn't think lay on your back and think of wherever you come from women still existed. But you live and you learn.

Right who's next? Call me Sensualslugger!!"

Why where you using her hands?

Women have at least 2 great options for making you come nonmatter how lacking in "skill" they may be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They weren't Dame Julie Dench. These weren't Oscar nominated performances they were ordinary women."

Still can be faked! Jeez any woman can make the lamest sex seem amazing to you men. You don't have to be a top actress in order to fake really well! No one here is looking for a relationship, so if I didn't enjoy what a guy was doing, rather then hurt his feelings, I'd fake it then leave after a while. You think too highly of yourself and that will only lead to disappointment....oh wait I guess it already has.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well that was fun. Thanks for the argument everyone. Most enjoyable"

Still waiting for you to formulate an argument.

So far all I've seen is you boast about your claimed prowess and the ladies of fab laugh at you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Of course I'm gonna keep the option there Red. Us men don't get the immense choices you women get.

So yeh I'll keep the option open its one of the better ones. I can wank while making her cum."

To be honest you sound so angry and arrogant, perhaps your putting off the women who aren't selfish in bed?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Sorry happy but I'm a man. Errogenous zones are limited. If I have to tell you where they are then....

I didn't think lay on your back and think of wherever you come from women still existed. But you live and you learn.

Right who's next? Call me Sensualslugger!!"

I don't know why you keep repeating that you won't say her name, as literally no one has asked for that.

And, again, if you guys have (what's obviously) an incompatible sexual connection, then just fucking end it. It's obviously not working for you, stop behaving like you're doing her a favour, and then coming to complain about it. Lol.

And that's a nice little snide "are you one of them?" there. What I am or am not like in bed has no relevance to this thread so it just makes it looks like you're trying to get in cheap shots.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

life does throw us such cruel blows at times, selfish, selfish women.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Sorry happy but I'm a man. Errogenous zones are limited. If I have to tell you where they are then....

I didn't think lay on your back and think of wherever you come from women still existed. But you live and you learn.

Right who's next? Call me Sensualslugger!!

I don't know why you keep repeating that you won't say her name, as literally no one has asked for that.

And that's a nice little snide "are you one of them?" there. What I am or am not like in bed has no relevance to this thread so it just makes it looks like you're trying to get in cheap shots.

round of applause for this reply

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

have a wank, save the pain.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time you're with one of these women that you feel don't put enough effort in, say to them you've never been able to cum from a blow job before, no woman has ever had the skills to make that happen. In her head she'll be thinking right challenge accepted! She'll try her best to make you cum then.

Also if you're fucking these birds and they are having orgasms and making all the right noises and their little fannys are gently squeezing your cock as their contracting from orgasming, doesn't that make you feel like you wanna cum? Maybe it's not the women not making effort, maybe you're too desensitised from wanking too much and watching porn? Or maybe because you don't have any respect for these women and they are just disposable fucks to you maybe you need a bit more of a mental connection with them for you to orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, I can understand your frustration, however, when I read your OP Taylor Swift came to mind...

What I mean by that is, if I were a guy, I wouldn't touch her with a pole because I don't need some shitty song about how awful I am on the radio.

With you, I don't imagine many women want to be with a guy who is going to post a public thread about them on a swingers site. I get that she isn't on the site, but it shows a type of behavior nonetheless.

That's just my opinion, but I hope you find what you're looking for on here.

-Courtney

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

It's not self importance. I'm just too honest for my own good

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"round of applause for this reply

Ha ha ha! Aw,

thanks!

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Well it being a forum I thought I'd put an observation in it and see what happens. It's been very interesting tbh.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"OP, I can understand your frustration, however, when I read your OP Taylor Swift came to mind...

What I mean by that is, if I were a guy, I wouldn't touch her with a pole because I don't need some shitty song about how awful I am on the radio.

That's just my opinion, but I hope you find what you're looking for on here.

-Courtney "

LMFAO @ Taylor Swift

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's not self importance. I'm just too honest for my own good"

They're not mutually exclusive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not self importance. I'm just too honest for my own good"

But not honest enough to tell them you're unsatisfied to thier face?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well it being a forum I thought I'd put an observation in it and see what happens. It's been very interesting tbh."

Yes, I can understand that. I always think that phrasing these situations as hypotheticals help. It avoids being specific about anyone and let's you ask for advice without identifying behavior.

Think about how you word your OP and you'll have better luck in getting help or opinions from people.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a very attentive lover. I love foreplay during and after play. My last few sexual encounters left totally satisfied praising my to high heavens and totally unsatisfied. I got so bored with their lack of imagination and skill. They actually believed they were doing me a favour by allowing me to fuck them!

I was fucking a neighbour a few of times who neglected to realise that in our three encounters I had only cum once!!

She however discovered she was a squirter. Then to add insult to injury point blank refused to introduce her interested female lover to me because she was afraid of "losing me"!

For fuck sake you never had me!! Well you took me but that's not what I meant.

Anyway what's with these women going on like Victorian men?"

But I have unfortunately also met a few selfish men. Again no imagination and all about their cocks. How do you find the good ones without trying out. Xxx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's not self importance. I'm just too honest for my own good

But not honest enough to tell them you're unsatisfied to thier face?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seeing a woman satisfied sexually by me is satisfying enough...

Maybe try losing your arrogance and Adonis _iew you might enjoy your meets more!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies I'm not giving names or slagging them off. I'm giving examples of a couple experiences.

I can give examples of fantastic ones too. The two posts I've put on are my more recent ones.

If you wanna hear about my excellent experiences message me. NUTTERS! Lol"

Try spending 10 years with a women like that in a relationship lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow you got let off lightly OP. When I read your post I thought you were gonna get slaughtered!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

life does throw us such cruel blows at times, selfish, selfish women.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"Next time you're with one of these women that you feel don't put enough effort in, say to them you've never been able to cum from a blow job before, no woman has ever had the skills to make that happen. In her head she'll be thinking right challenge accepted! She'll try her best to make you cum then.

this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people get what they deserve.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Flirt man if you suck up any harder you'll probably explode!!

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

As I said I have fantastic experiences. This was about the last two. I don't put it about much I like to know my lover is clean so I can get deep down and dirty.

This one was clean but I'm gonna have to spend a little too much time teaching her. While I was COMMUNICATING with her she blatantly said she was a woman and didn't have to do anything. Giving me her pussy was enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As I said I have fantastic experiences. This was about the last two. I don't put it about much I like to know my lover is clean so I can get deep down and dirty.

Why did you go ahead and have sex with her then? You knew she wasn't going to be giving anything back.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I see nothing wrong with your first paragraph (apart from the last sentence) O.P.

It's been a learning curve for you I think.

Hint during early chats and messages that you are into 'mutual' pleasures.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

This thread makes no sense

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

May I , both respectfully and pedantically, point out that you can't have 'foreplay' after the main event.

Ta.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This thread makes no sense"

Is that another way of saying it's nonsensical Josie ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As I said I have fantastic experiences. This was about the last two. I don't put it about much I like to know my lover is clean so I can get deep down and dirty.

So now you're saying you did tell her she was crap?

I know how she feels tbh. All my lovers are so overwhelmingly grateful to enjoy my fabulous body that I need make no effort to stimulate them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well if she straight up said to you look mate I'm gonna make absolutely zero effort in bed I'm just gonna open my legs and let you shag my fanny, she's done what it said on the tin. No point moaning about it.

Every new partner you get you both go through a phase of learning and being taught about each other's bodies, what worked on your last partner may not work on someone else.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"This thread makes no sense

Is that another way of saying it's nonsensical Josie ?"

Well, I trying to be polite, for once; but yes

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By *all and ChainWoman over a year ago

Truro

The differences between men and women is men will tend to just open their mouth and say whatever it is they feel, they won't compose it much with a _iew to how what they say might be percieved.

The OP may well have come across as being a bit crass, but, he is being quite open, and his issue is that he is subcontracting his own needs and desires out to others, hoping that if he gives "x" he gets an equal amount back, instead of taking personal control of his own satisfaction.

However making oneself unfuckable (to certain readers, not to all readers) by way of forums or profiles is far from being a male exclusive, we have some fine examples of women doing the exact same thing, but they never get called on it.

What's good for the gander is good for the goose, so unattractive attitudes from women who can nevertheless still find plenty of men willing to fuck them, means that unattractive attitudes from men who can still nevertheless find sufficient women willing to fuck them should be acceptable, and not treated as the pot calling the kettle black.

There are assholes of both sexes, being popular or well known or physically attractive in a photograph is no bar to being a total asshole, we can all think of many public figures who qualify.

Fab is full of endless threads about how the hell do I get a meet, any meet, I'm not fussy, and here the OP isn't having a problem getting meets, so he is doing a lot of things right, but none of that matters, he dared to offend some precious egos by being less than flattering about some women, when we all know the truth is there are total assholes of both sexes.

Let (s)he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THX there's selfless and then there's saintly.

Any woman that had a man do that to them or roll over and fall asleep would be spitting feathers or maybe just a little upset"

You do realise that squirting isn't an orgasm (though can accompany one)?

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The differences between men and women is men will tend to just open their mouth and say whatever it is they feel, they won't compose it much with a _iew to how what they say might be percieved.

There are assholes of both sexes, being popular or well known or physically attractive in a photograph is no bar to being a total asshole, we can all think of many public figures who qualify.

Let (s)he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Duh

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Right who's next? Call me Sensualslugger"

I'll have a go OP, though Rachel and Thx are on fire this morning

Being generous, your two posts make it sound as though something has gone off last night/this morning, and you felt the need to vent.

There is Mars, and there is Venus, but the best sex happens on Earth: when you meet halfway.

Maybe they need gentle encouragement, but for some reason you aren't very good at this bit, maybe they take the signals you give off about being selfless literally, maybe they're just inexperienced. No-one will ever know unless one talks about it together. If she runs away after, talk during or before. But if you feel they are simply using you, move on.

I also wonder, if you are finding that the grass on the other side is actually rather dull and lifeless, it isn't time to concentrate on getting back to your own side.

Good luck

Mr ddc

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"The differences between men and women is men will tend to just open their mouth and say whatever it is they feel, they won't compose it much with a _iew to how what they say might be percieved.

There are assholes of both sexes, being popular or well known or physically attractive in a photograph is no bar to being a total asshole, we can all think of many public figures who qualify.

Let (s)he who is without sin cast the first stone."

I don't think people are slating him for having the audacity to be l less than flattering" about women. I think the main issue is that he claims to get satisfaction from just giving pleasure, but has now shown this is not actually the case. Lol. The label on the tin is a lie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a breakfast order thread on the go for anyone needing sustenance?

Poached eggs

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By *oghunter33Woman over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'd feel bad leaving a man unsatisfied behind when he gave me a really good time. Op, unfortunately not everyone knows that good sex consists of mutual giving and receiving. Hopefully you're more lucky with your next meet and you find an active play partner.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"As I said I have fantastic experiences. This was about the last two. I don't put it about much I like to know my lover is clean so I can get deep down and dirty.

OK, so the thing about communicating is that it's a two way street, and then you act on it.

So, she communicated to you what she is going to do. Which you don't think is very good. So.... instead of communicating back that you'd prefer something else, or using that piece of information and acting on it like an adult by ending it), you decide the best thing to do is broadcast your incompatibility in a way that puts her in a really bad light, in a public forum.

Not the most logical step, if I'm honest.

Also, I love how your message seems to be "Yeah, I'm putting up with this shit sex because I can't find any other disease-free women"

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THX there's selfless and then there's saintly.

Any woman that had a man do that to them or roll over and fall asleep would be spitting feathers or maybe just a little upset

You do realise that squirting isn't an orgasm (though can accompany one)?"

I see this has been covered

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

Who said I didn't? Did you ask what I've said to them? Do you really think you can have 3 intimate encounters with your neighbour with no conversation?

What kind of a woman are you?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The OP fancied an argument,he got one.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Being a selfish lover isn't gender specific but some people do set themselves up to become their victims.

How many times have I seen men's profiles say they love to please and want nothing in return or watched them hawk themselves round the forum chasing after women with demanding profiles. I also see threads from women who expect men to know exactly what they want from them without telling them.

It's a funny old game

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of a woman are you?!"

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've ordered mushrooms thanks Rachael.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

... and one who is brutally honest; xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've ordered mushrooms thanks Rachael."

I'm just back with the 'erbs xx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Who said I didn't? Did you ask what I've said to them? Do you really think you can have 3 intimate encounters with your neighbour with no conversation?

What kind of a woman are you?!"

Calm down love. No one said you didn't.

Again, the question would then be why would you continue engaging in sexually unsatisfying encounters and not just end it?

What kind of a man are you?!

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

"Being a selfish lover isn't gender specific but some people do set themselves up to become their victims.

It's a funny old game"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it's only the last two women then they have been the minority according to you meet wise so it's not really a 'stop the press' moment.

Are you surprised to come across women who aren't confident sexually (as opposed to being a 'shit shag' ) we don't all 'fuck' like porn stars you know.....

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Guessing your ego may not like this post but There's only one common denominator in all these "shit shags" you've been having OP and I'm afraid that's you.

So there's something you're doing wrong be that in your selection process, the way you communicate/connect with a sexual partner or in your techniques

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guessing your ego may not like this post but There's only one common denominator in all these "shit shags" you've been having OP and I'm afraid that's you.

So there's something you're doing wrong be that in your selection process, the way you communicate/connect with a sexual partner or in your techniques "

This will be interesting i used that phrase and everyone decided i was the devil for it.

But i did use it towards a woman not a man.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Being a selfish lover isn't gender specific but some people do set themselves up to become their victims.

It's a funny old game"

That's so interesting! Cos I've seen loads of the former, but none of the latter! Lol

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

[Removed by poster at 16/01/16 10:23:40]

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

This will be interesting i used that phrase and everyone decided i was the devil for it.

But i did use it towards a woman not a man."

Yeah, but "common denominator" is just a maths term, so I don't see why you would have been called the devil for using it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conduct yourself as a gentleman.

Simple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guessing your ego may not like this post but There's only one common denominator in all these "shit shags" you've been having OP and I'm afraid that's you.

So there's something you're doing wrong be that in your selection process, the way you communicate/connect with a sexual partner or in your techniques

This will be interesting i used that phrase and everyone decided i was the devil for it.

But i did use it towards a woman not a man."

You're a self confessed devil. It has nothing to do with that particular phrase

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow!

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

How do you get the replies up with the post you're replying to?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

It's alright, OP started another thread about how all these women are after him for a relationship now, so...

Lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"How do you get the replies up with the post you're replying to?"

You just did it in the reply above this one?

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Guessing your ego may not like this post but There's only one common denominator in all these "shit shags" you've been having OP and I'm afraid that's you.

So there's something you're doing wrong be that in your selection process, the way you communicate/connect with a sexual partner or in your techniques

This will be interesting i used that phrase and everyone decided i was the devil for it.

But i did use it towards a woman not a man."

Well let's hope I get the devil treatment too hey

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

I think I've worked it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ergh I'm glad you posted this thread! Stay well awayyy

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!"

This thread, this comment and your other thread where you fantasise about women running around after you proves to me that you are one f**ked up little dude

I am outta here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!"

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

"It's alright, OP started another thread about how all these women are after him for a relationship now, so...

Lol"

It happens. She started off selfish too. But after we COMMUNICATED she changed and was a regular FB for a year. Then she wanted more and more. Shit happens. Truth seems to upset some of you.

Instead of having an intelligent conversation about the fact that some women can be selfish too. You're talking about my ego like I was bragging about one or two experiences.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"It's alright, OP started another thread about how all these women are after him for a relationship now, so...

Lol

It happens. She started off selfish too. But after we COMMUNICATED she changed and was a regular FB for a year. Then she wanted more and more. Shit happens. Truth seems to upset some of you.

Instead of having an intelligent conversation about the fact that some women can be selfish too. You're talking about my ego like I was bragging about one or two experiences."

No, I'm talking about your ego because it's clear that it's massively over-inflated, based on everything you say.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guessing your ego may not like this post but There's only one common denominator in all these "shit shags" you've been having OP and I'm afraid that's you.

So there's something you're doing wrong be that in your selection process, the way you communicate/connect with a sexual partner or in your techniques

This will be interesting i used that phrase and everyone decided i was the devil for it.

But i did use it towards a woman not a man.

You're a self confessed devil. It has nothing to do with that particular phrase

It's The dear not a

*twirls goatie*

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"It's alright, OP started another thread about how all these women are after him for a relationship now, so...

Lol

It happens. She started off selfish too. But after we COMMUNICATED she changed and was a regular FB for a year. Then she wanted more and more. Shit happens. Truth seems to upset some of you.

Instead of having an intelligent conversation about the fact that some women can be selfish too. You're talking about my ego like I was bragging about one or two experiences."

Can't comment on selfish women as I can honestly say I've ever met one, so back to the intellectual point of there being one common denominator in all these recent events and that being you (in some way being the possible issue) or would you not like to discuss that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you."

I have yet to argue with you. I've teased and scoffed but not yet bothered to assemble an argument.

For the record; if I'd taken it as an insult if have reported it and you wouldn't be posting xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This will be interesting i used that phrase and everyone decided i was the devil for it.

But i did use it towards a woman not a man.

Yeah, but "common denominator" is just a maths term, so I don't see why you would have been called the devil for using it.

I belive mine was "the only common factor in all your unsatisfying encounters is you"

Anyone remember the demotivational posters?

They were great

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you.

I have yet to argue with you. I've teased and scoffed but not yet bothered to assemble an argument.

For the record; if I'd taken it as an insult if have reported it and you wouldn't be posting xx"

So kind. Lol

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

near cardiff

I was fucking a neighbour a few of times who neglected to realise that in our three encounters I had only cum once!!

She however discovered she was a squirter. Then to add insult to injury point blank refused to introduce her interested female lover to me because she was afraid of "losing me"!

For fuck sake you never had me!! Well you took me but that's not what I meant.

Anyway what's with these women going on like Victorian men?"

I once met a girl who wouldn't give head under any circumstance ever..that relationship lasted a few cumshots but that was it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you.

I have yet to argue with you. I've teased and scoffed but not yet bothered to assemble an argument.

For the record; if I'd taken it as an insult if have reported it and you wouldn't be posting xx

So kind. Lol"

Like I say; play nice and we'll get along just dandy

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you."

Can't see where she 'argued' with you personally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you.

Can't see where she 'argued' with you personally "

I'm not bright enough to argue. I leave that to the intellectuals

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I once met a girl who wouldn't give head under any circumstance ever..that relationship lasted a few cumshots but that was it..."

Do you know why though? Cos I have a friend who never ever gives head, but that's because their rapist used to do that to them, so ... it's a pretty legit reason. Lol.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you.

Can't see where she 'argued' with you personally "

^This. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on op.

You have 24 post spaces left to turn this around

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Well that was fun. Thanks for the argument everyone. Most enjoyable

Still waiting for you to formulate an argument.

So far all I've seen is you boast about your claimed prowess and the ladies of fab laugh at you.

If things are that bad just pay an escort or whoever they may put more effort in. Or just stick with the women who have been fantastic in your eyes,either way your character doesn't sound very attractive to me.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Come on op.

You have 24 post spaces left to turn this around

LMFAO

23 now.

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

"Who said I didn't? Did you ask what I've said to them? Do you really think you can have 3 intimate encounters with your neighbour with no conversation?

What kind of a woman are you?!

Calm down love. No one said you didn't.

Again, the question would then be why would you continue engaging in sexually unsatisfying encounters and not just end it?

What kind of a man are you?! "

I'm not that cold. Sometimes a woman needs to feel confident and safe before letting her freaky side out. However in this case after the third time she started to tell me how much I was enjoying being with her. So I gently made her aware her pleasure was far greater than mine. She replied that I was lucky to get her. Which may or may not be true. But I've decided to change my luck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

I'm getting this all wrong, I think.

I'm FRICKING gorgeous but I put so much effort in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's alright, OP started another thread about how all these women are after him for a relationship now, so...

Lol

It happens. She started off selfish too. But after we COMMUNICATED she changed and was a regular FB for a year. Then she wanted more and more. Shit happens. Truth seems to upset some of you.

Instead of having an intelligent conversation about the fact that some women can be selfish too. You're talking about my ego like I was bragging about one or two experiences."

you've changed your story all thru the thread.....I don't believe you communicated and you never said she was regular, just a neighbour you met a couple of times. Your story just keeps getting added to, just to stir up trouble and try and offend women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

I'm getting this all wrong, I think.

I'm FRICKING gorgeous but I put so much effort in.

Then you're just a dream come true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of a woman are you?!

I'm tall, slim, toned. Some would say I'm not unattractive.

Oh; I have a penis too

You have a mangina. You're still a bird. A cock!

Now now. Play nice and keep the insults to yourself.

Said the person who started off the argument. I wasn't being insulting. I was being ironic and humourous. Sorry if it offended you.

Can't see where she 'argued' with you personally

I'm not bright enough to argue. I leave that to the intellectuals

It's not worth the hassle arguing on here ~ just bat your eyelashes & carry on looking real purdy....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

I'm getting this all wrong, I think.

I'm FRICKING gorgeous but I put so much effort in.

Then you're just a dream come true

I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

14 left. Come on op. Formulate your argument.

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

Lmao sad but true and that's the attitude I'm talking abiut

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

He sounds a catch doesn't he ladies

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By *unnoisseur OP Man over a year ago

Stratford

"14 left. Come on op. Formulate your argument. "

I'm driving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

Lmao sad but true and that's the attitude I'm talking abiut"

It's not sad, it's mint

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

Lmao sad but true and that's the attitude I'm talking abiut"

Sorry, let me just link you to the OED entry for "irony". Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a trick to combat selfish women. I don't stop till I come as well??.

I was once told it takes two crap lovers to have bad sex. So sorry OP you may think you are hot shit, but you clearly are crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a trick to combat selfish women. I don't stop till I come as well??.

I just stick it in her bum.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I have a trick to combat selfish women. I don't stop till I come as well??.

I just stick it in her bum."

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a trick to combat selfish women. I don't stop till I come as well??.

I was once told it takes two crap lovers to have bad sex. So sorry OP you may think you are hot shit, but you clearly are crap."

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

"As I said I have fantastic experiences. This was about the last two. I don't put it about much I like to know my lover is clean so I can get deep down and dirty.

Perhaps she was just bored ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a trick to combat selfish women. I don't stop till I come as well??.

I just stick it in her bum."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hmm, I definitely take more than I give, but I'm pretty so I can do what I like

Lmao sad but true and that's the attitude I'm talking abiut"

Oh OP...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"14 left. Come on op. Formulate your argument.

I'm driving"

driving and messaging on fab....awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Almost over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"14 left. Come on op. Formulate your argument.

I'm driving"

Pull over before you crash or it's too la............

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