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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One we had years ago made us laugh.
It was the first message from this guys and read along the lines of
"I am at room 2** of the Holiday Inn. Bring your wife there wearing black lingerie, stockings and heels at 7.30 tonight.
I only have 30 minutes though cos I am meeting mates for a few beers"
That was it. No even a hi and my name is!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When we signed up we had some weirdo ask if my wife would kick him with her thigh boots and let him lick them clean after walking in dirt!! Told him to do one then he said he would pay us! Delete and block!! |
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God almighty.
Met a guy who had a dog fetish thing going on. Wanted me to 'mount' and 'breed' him and call him my bitch &c &c.
Actually brought a proper dog collar and chain.
Anyway, couple hours before we're meeting I get a slightly panicky txt saying he'd 'forgotten the funnel' and could I find one from my kitchen.
I was like, uh, I looked *really* hard but couldn't find one.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One we had years ago made us laugh.
It was the first message from this guys and read along the lines of
"I am at room 2** of the Holiday Inn. Bring your wife there wearing black lingerie, stockings and heels at 7.30 tonight.
I only have 30 minutes though cos I am meeting mates for a few beers"
That was it. No even a hi and my name is!!
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 oh bugger - I must stop doing that to random strangers lol |
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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol
To sniff that just put me off 
That's nothing.
I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.
Da fuq?!!"
oooh gross that is twisted |
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"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol
To sniff that just put me off
That's nothing.
I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.
Da fuq?!!
oooh gross that is twisted "
No shit! |
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"One we had years ago made us laugh.
It was the first message from this guys and read along the lines of
"I am at room 2** of the Holiday Inn. Bring your wife there wearing black lingerie, stockings and heels at 7.30 tonight.
I only have 30 minutes though cos I am meeting mates for a few beers"
That was it. No even a hi and my name is!!
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Did you go? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got asked by an older gentleman if I'd consider stripping & fucking him for £50. He said he'd pay my travel expenses and buy me lunch as well. Blocked really not into guys haha. And got asked by a couple if she could take me to a pub pretend I was her step son. Try chat guys up and bring them to hers and use her while "daddy" was tied in to a chair in the corner. Again didn't really go for the step son role play |
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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago
Sevenoaks |
A woman once asked me if I would take my socks off in bed.. fuck me, what a weirdo, blocked...
Another asked me if she could feel my massive love sausage.. What a pervert!! deleted and blocked.. Its not even massive  |
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"A guy wanted to buy my knickers lol
To sniff that just put me off
That's nothing.
I had a 45yr old woman offer me her 21yr old step-daughter's used knickers.
Da fuq?!!"
Sure it wasn't a 45 year old bloke pretending to be a woman?
Not a message we've recieved but the oddest thing I've heard about is bug chasers - people who seek out others who have STIs in hope of getting one. Incomprehensible  |
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We've had a few weird ones but recently got...Can I come round and sniff your wifes pussy through her thong, leave £20 in the waistband and then go without anyone saying anything.
Told him no as she can't stay quiet even when she's asleep. |
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"Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!"
Can I have their number? Lol. Free car wash! Result! Ha ha |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
Ive removed all the animal, scat, incest posts - not allowed on the forums Im afraid (or the rest of the site for that matter so if you ever get any of these PMs can you report them please  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A woman once asked me if I would take my socks off in bed.. fuck me, what a weirdo, blocked...
Another asked me if she could feel my massive love sausage.. What a pervert!! deleted and blocked.. Its not even massive "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a " I will kneel before you and want you to kick me in the bollocks until I'm sick" no hi nothing, instant delete. Also a " we are setting up a group for hot milfs, you could earn good money"report and instant block. |
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
Gloucester |
To have free accommodation for sex
Be a Dominatrix
Make films with a guy, a professional so he be
Play in a dungeon, it was the whole house from top to bottom full of weird devices
Multiple BB meet....
Guess we all like different things
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After 6 months of being on fab, attracting female's is something that I am struggling do. It just isn't happening.
I do strangely get messages and offer pretty much every week from guys wanting to suck me off and fuck me. I just don't get it. |
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"Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!
Can I have their number? Lol. Free car wash! Result! Ha ha "
Haha horrible feeling he may have wanted to be dressed as a maid whilst doing it. How do we explain that to the neighbours?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on the folks.. What's the most bizarre requests you've had through messages, or in person? Share your stories  "
Can't say...your mum would do her nut...)) |
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"Numerous offers to be our slave in many a form, some offering maid type services, one offering to wash our cars and act as a coffee table. Rather entertaining to read!
Can I have their number? Lol. Free car wash! Result! Ha ha
Haha horrible feeling he may have wanted to be dressed as a maid whilst doing it. How do we explain that to the neighbours? "
That would just be hilarious.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a bizarre request.
It was someone who actually wanted to meet.
In person.
Face to face.
In the real world.
Astonishing "
Did you call the cops?!
-Courtney |
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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago
Cheshire |
I've been asked to wear a floor length skirt and no knickers. Then to sit on top of a marble egg ornament. To slide down it and hold it inside me. Then to rebirth it back out. The message was in massive detail.
Kind of half wanted to do the meet for the giggles and the story to tell. But politely declined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been offered 200 quid to let a guy suck my cock.
Other than that i dont really get that many wierd requests that apring to mind."
I'll give you a fiver?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been offered 200 quid to let a guy suck my cock.
Other than that i dont really get that many wierd requests that apring to mind.
I'll give you a fiver?
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Sadly i think my nickname herman would exclude me :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was offered a lot of money to waitress at a taboo party. The year after i was asked again but for half the money! I suppose the recession hits everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was offered a lot of money to waitress at a taboo party. The year after i was asked again but for half the money! I suppose the recession hits everyone "
I'd be well up for doing something like that.
Not into the being paid for sex but bit of work at such a party would be a bit of a laugh i reckon (i like people watching) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was offered a lot of money to waitress at a taboo party. The year after i was asked again but for half the money! I suppose the recession hits everyone
I'd be well up for doing something like that.
Not into the being paid for sex but bit of work at such a party would be a bit of a laugh i reckon (i like people watching)"
I'm guessing the sort of money I was offered must have included serving myself. |
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