As he strained to better angle his bike light so as to properly view the action, he lost his footing and landed heavily on the cross bar of his bicycle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

......giggling naughtily, she beckoned him across......

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"......giggling naughtily, she beckoned him across......"

The shopping bag she's got from Aldi and wished (as she beckoned) she'd worn her trainers instead of her stilettos...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She noticed he was carrying a waitrose bag and suddenly had a huge desire for something hard and delicious....the waitrose shortbread selection

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By *olarfoxMan over a year ago

North Cambs

"She noticed he was carrying a waitrose bag and suddenly had a huge desire for something hard and delicious....the waitrose shortbread selection"

Sadly said Waitrose bag only contained a bicycle pump and his spare colostomy bag..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

someone just has to come along and let the story drift off..........

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By *hunkyThighsMan over a year ago

Gloucester

And then with the story drifting I reclined the seat for 40 winks.

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By *xbanana2Man over a year ago

addlestone

He discretely whipped out his warrant card and said "you're nicked"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The cuffs didn't fit she had lost weight over Xmas I know this is unusual I think she was seeing another man

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

... I noted how the weeks of non stop rainfall had caused the ground to become muddy and inhospitable to man. I decided it go on the site of caution and went home immediately afterwards. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then got horny again thinking of todays fun...

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