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What qualifies you to be a real Swinger?
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We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe.  |
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over a year ago
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"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "
That's about right 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the term swinger is very very outdated but there are those that think they are the elite swingers...just sex to us extra sex no need for label "
I've told some people I'm a Swinger and they say 'Are you gay' ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe.
Damn I miss on one point  guess I'm out then 
I miss on them all "
Haha, well we can be non-swingers on a swingers site together  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "
I'm in agreement. I'm not a real swinger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In reality couples is the only swingers, us singles just have sex lol 
We shag around Shag "
That is right, we go around the bushes as the saying goes lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!"
A lot of us are secret swingers and stop over Christmas, does everyone agree with this? I suppose I stop because I'm visiting relatives this time of year! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!
A lot of us are secret swingers and stop over Christmas, does everyone agree with this? I suppose I stop because I'm visiting relatives this time of year!"
I'm having a Xmas break as I am that busy for the next few days, but plan to be in two clubs on consecutive nights over New Year.
As for whether I am 'real' or not, I swing, therefore I am. If others have a problem with that then  |
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"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!
A lot of us are secret swingers and stop over Christmas, does everyone agree with this? I suppose I stop because I'm visiting relatives this time of year!"
Are you active 24/7 other times? |
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Swingers are thought to be only couples who have sex with other couples.
The actual OED definition says different:
"Be promiscuous, especially by engaging in group sex or swapping sexual partners." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not me - I tell ridiculously hot women that I don't want any funny business with them 
Is that why you messaged me? "
Ha OMG that sounds so bad doesn't it? No this was a one off long complicated story and the person involved knows the details!!
You know why I messaged you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "
Don't forget a cycling proficiency certificate.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Swingers are thought to be only couples who have sex with other couples.
The actual OED definition says different:
"Be promiscuous, especially by engaging in group sex or swapping sexual partners.""
That's not me. I'm still not a swinger. Must get myself to an orgy |
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"I have a badge. 
You're a platinum member too aren't you?
They're the real swingers, the platinum club. "
Yup. I own the '100 club' too. Real and genuine and not fake swingers can join....there are certain 'restraints' though. In a manner of speaking. |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. |
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. "
Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. "
You mean we shag around? |
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships. "
What makes it 'ethical'? |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.
What makes it 'ethical'?"
That everyone is informed and consenting to what is happening. So not cheating or hiding it from a partner. |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.
Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we? "
Its just because I listen to a lot of American podcasts that use the term, like Life on the Swingset, the Savage Lovecast and Sex Out Loud. |
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.
What makes it 'ethical'?
That everyone is informed and consenting to what is happening. So not cheating or hiding it from a partner."
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.
What makes it 'ethical'?
That everyone is informed and consenting to what is happening. So not cheating or hiding it from a partner."
But is it ethical to rub it in their face (metaphorically speaking of course)? I think saying its ethical is just making it seem palatable .... |
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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"What qualifies you to be a real Swinger? I don't think many of us are!"
Someone that actually meets others for recreational sex. Simple as.
That's if you put the non meeting pretenders, all talkers, pic sniffers, gosps, online attention needy or simply killing time lonely aside
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.
Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we?
Its just because I listen to a lot of American podcasts that use the term, like Life on the Swingset, the Savage Lovecast and Sex Out Loud."
It's very accurate but it won't catch on if half the forum can't spell it |
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"We were laughing about this the other day. We decided that for women you must be clean shaven from the neck down, multi orgasmic, love oral sex, squirt like a fire hydrant and suck like a Dyson. For a man you must be clean shaven from hip to upper thigh, a repeater, be able to breathe through your ears and vwe. "
Oh shit, want to help me shave? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well whats your definition of a 'real swinger'??
A person that has sex with more than one person!"
That could be just an adulterer?
Swinging isn't (just) about sex....it is more a way of life....my thoughts anyway.
It isn't a married guy playing away. But there seems to be a view that many guys on this site are just that or would like to be lol....what about you OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.
I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days. "
Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a badge.
You're a platinum member too aren't you?
They're the real swingers, the platinum club.
Yup. I own the '100 club' too. Real and genuine and not fake swingers can join....there are certain 'restraints' though. In a manner of speaking. "
I'm a previous double platinum member...right Steve? |
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"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.
I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.
Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?"
What's the strapline? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.
I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.
Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?
What's the strapline?"
It's black and strapless... oh strap-line, ah still working on that - what's yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its good to know that even swingers have an ethical policy these days.
I'll stump a judgemental vanilla with that term one of these days.
Yeah we have a mission statement and five core behaviours too, don't you?"
I'm drawing them up at the moment.Everyone I meet will be presented with a copy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an infrequent swinger.
I meet couples sometimes with my wife and we swap partners.
Mostly I meet men for sex.
The rest of the time me and my wife meet men and we all fuck my wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.
It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is "
Uh oh! Sydney university strike again... |
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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"Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.
It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is
Uh oh! Sydney university strike again..."
Sydney, oh yes. It could be
I can only imagine that well used disclaimer must have been followed up with some court cases lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are some of these typical OP questions for people doing study projects.
It's almost like some have accidently joined the site and now wondering wtf swinging is
Uh oh! Sydney university strike again...
Sydney, oh yes. It could be
I can only imagine that well used disclaimer must have been followed up with some court cases lmfao "
It how I made my first million |
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Craig's view (Rach isn't here atm, so I can't speak for her)-
Swingers- At least one half of a couple who plays with other people sexually, with the consent and enjoyment of the other is the bare minimum.
Singles- I see single people who choose to play with multiple people, rather than stick with one partner as non monogamous singles.
Cheats- Any element of deception regarding your sexual openness to a partner, either by a single or at least half of a couple |
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"I would say that a swinger is/are either couples would engage in ethical non-monogamy. Or singles who have either been ethically non-monogamous in their previous relationships and will be in their future relationships.
Still trying to get that phrase to catch on are we?
Its just because I listen to a lot of American podcasts that use the term, like Life on the Swingset, the Savage Lovecast and Sex Out Loud."
Aaaah, OK! |
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