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Best penis thread.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's me out already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

Not fucking around are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like us to search one out for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes. "

Let me pm you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any good?

Critique my Cock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

Let me pm you

I can't have people messaging me cos it makes me think I've been banned when I see a message in my box. You're lovely but way too young for me

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Ahhhh!,

A willie-waving thread!!

It's been days since the last one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on men get your willies out for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me out already

Same here,

But it does look good in small hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*backs away from the thread*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

Let me pm you

I can't have people messaging me cos it makes me think I've been banned when I see a message in my box. You're lovely but way too young for me

Fuck it then I've put then public, is the penis up to scratch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any good?

Critique my Cock...

Yeah it's a good size but what's with the springs you've stuck on it? When you squash it up like that you make it look like chicken skin and spoils your natural colour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "
can't reply privately so I'm out x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me not on short list

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By *rchie300Man over a year ago

Hamworthy

"Come on men get your willies out for the ladies

"
glady ... It would be my pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any good?

Critique my Cock...

Yeah it's a good size but what's with the springs you've stuck on it? When you squash it up like that you make it look like chicken skin and spoils your natural colour. "

Hahaha she dont hold back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any good?

Critique my Cock...

Yeah it's a good size but what's with the springs you've stuck on it? When you squash it up like that you make it look like chicken skin and spoils your natural colour. "

Needed something to tie the baubles too, have put up a more refined one for your perusal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any good?

Critique my Cock...

Yeah it's a good size but what's with the springs you've stuck on it? When you squash it up like that you make it look like chicken skin and spoils your natural colour.

Hahaha she dont hold back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me out already

Same here,

But it does look good in small hands

I'm a short bloke so I just say it's in proportion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm.....not sure I qualify on any front here! Lol

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By *orny_Lincs_89Man over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Mine any good sea witch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on men get your willies out for the ladies

glady ... It would be my pleasure x"

Just seen Santa's willy .

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

Let me pm you

I can't have people messaging me cos it makes me think I've been banned when I see a message in my box. You're lovely but way too young for me

Fuck it then I've put then public, is the penis up to scratch?

impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

Let me pm you

I can't have people messaging me cos it makes me think I've been banned when I see a message in my box. You're lovely but way too young for me

Fuck it then I've put then public, is the penis up to scratch?

Penis to thigh ratio looks ok but for me personally I'd like a bit more height on it. It is a lovely penis nice and pink and healthy looking,no prominent kinks.

Fuck guys this is dangerous territory to be asking me to critique your willys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The old user Petrichor fits the bill. His is wonderful

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any good?

Critique my Cock...

Yeah it's a good size but what's with the springs you've stuck on it? When you squash it up like that you make it look like chicken skin and spoils your natural colour.

Needed something to tie the baubles too, have put up a more refined one for your perusal

Right so the one with wind in the sail looks a million times better, nice colouring, decent amount of turtle neck, you should be proud of it.

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

if you have a bent penis best you read this..take a photo and pop alone to see your doc..connie

http://www.nhs.uk/chq/pages/875.aspx?categoryid=61&subcategoryid=616

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any good?

Critique my Cock...

Yeah it's a good size but what's with the springs you've stuck on it? When you squash it up like that you make it look like chicken skin and spoils your natural colour.

Needed something to tie the baubles too, have put up a more refined one for your perusal

Right so the one with wind in the sail looks a million times better, nice colouring, decent amount of turtle neck, you should be proud of it. "

I can die happy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine any good sea witch?"

Nice pink bell, can't gauge the size accurately cos I can't see where the base ends.

Trademark, can't see yours either but nice quads!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hows mine fair?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am glad I put the zoom on mine.lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what about mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

Let me pm you

I can't have people messaging me cos it makes me think I've been banned when I see a message in my box. You're lovely but way too young for me

Fuck it then I've put then public, is the penis up to scratch?

Penis to thigh ratio looks ok but for me personally I'd like a bit more height on it. It is a lovely penis nice and pink and healthy looking,no prominent kinks.

Fuck guys this is dangerous territory to be asking me to critique your willys.

I can live with that.

You are one funny women,

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hows mine fair? "

It's nice and neat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel free to peruse mine at your leisure...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't believe I'd didn't receive feedback. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope nice and neat is a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Seriously guys you're asking a size empress to critique your penis. It's not going to end well, I need a penis to be at least 2 hand potatoes in length with a bit poking out.

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By *oy man 2Man over a year ago

mine ready for xmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously guys you're asking a size empress to critique your penis. It's not going to end well, I need a penis to be at least 2 hand potatoes in length with a bit poking out. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

Sounds like mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you check mine plz

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Oh dear...

There are getting to be too many to review as the willie waving spreads!

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By *etsdothis010Woman over a year ago

london

good thread idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope nice and neat is a good thing "

Traditionally, it's an insulting term.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am glad I put the zoom on mine.lol"

Pmsl

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By *rabness92Man over a year ago

Netherlands

"Seriously guys you're asking a size empress to critique your penis. It's not going to end well, I need a penis to be at least 2 hand potatoes in length with a bit poking out.

This threat is so funny, it's nice to hear the ladies opinion ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

Sounds like mine."

True

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seriously guys you're asking a size empress to critique your penis. It's not going to end well, I need a penis to be at least 2 hand potatoes in length with a bit poking out. "

Do you have big hands?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

Dunno about best but I'm kinda attached to mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can't believe I'd didn't receive feedback. Lol

Ahh need some ladies to help out with feedback!

Right you've got a nice pink bell, perfect turtle neck proportions not too much not too little.

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

Me me me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hilarious neally spilt my wine

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By *rabness92Man over a year ago

Netherlands

"Can't believe I'd didn't receive feedback. Lol

Ahh need some ladies to help out with feedback!

Right you've got a nice pink bell, perfect turtle neck proportions not too much not too little. "

You might as well go ahead and do mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's about time we had "Wang time"... now where is the "does my foo do it for you?" Thread...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This any good?"

Bloody hell that's a 52 year old penis bet it's wise as fuck. That's a good penis, the width is there the length is there, lovely colouring on it too.

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

Blood Group?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Seriously guys you're asking a size empress to critique your penis. It's not going to end well, I need a penis to be at least 2 hand potatoes in length with a bit poking out.

Do you have big hands? "

When in a fist or making the hand potato motion it's just under 3 inches, 2.7"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

Blood Group?"

Big "O" positive....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "
Well I've got the veins, but fail on 9 inches! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't believe I'd didn't receive feedback. Lol

Ahh need some ladies to help out with feedback!

Right you've got a nice pink bell, perfect turtle neck proportions not too much not too little. "

Where's my pm then??? Lol

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

It's good to give it an airing from time to time on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

I'd like to think mine looks pretty good lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This any good?

Bloody hell that's a 52 year old penis bet it's wise as fuck. That's a good penis, the width is there the length is there, lovely colouring on it too. "

Aww shucks.....I'm blushing now

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

Oops just read it again you said 7-9 inches thought you meant cm's

stupid imperial. Ticks all other boxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

I'd like to think mine looks pretty good lol"

Can't bloody see it properly apart from the ones where it's playing peek a boo out of your pants. Get a tidy one up mun, looks like it has potential.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I going to start my own thread soon on best micro penis .I win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This any good?

Bloody hell that's a 52 year old penis bet it's wise as fuck. That's a good penis, the width is there the length is there, lovely colouring on it too.

Aww shucks.....I'm blushing now

Don't blush, be proud. That's got a seawitch stamp of approval.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I going to start my own thread soon on best micro penis .I win.

That's not a micro penis you 'edder. That's chunky, just doesn't have the extra legs for me, but it's a good penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

I'd like to think mine looks pretty good lol

Can't bloody see it properly apart from the ones where it's playing peek a boo out of your pants. Get a tidy one up mun, looks like it has potential. "

How's that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

I'd like to think mine looks pretty good lol

Can't bloody see it properly apart from the ones where it's playing peek a boo out of your pants. Get a tidy one up mun, looks like it has potential.

How's that?

I can only see the small profile picture but it looks big from what I can see.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

I'd like to think mine looks pretty good lol

Can't bloody see it properly apart from the ones where it's playing peek a boo out of your pants. Get a tidy one up mun, looks like it has potential.

How's that?

I can only see the small profile picture but it looks big from what I can see. "

Just made some public didn't realise they wasn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This any good?

Bloody hell that's a 52 year old penis bet it's wise as fuck. That's a good penis, the width is there the length is there, lovely colouring on it too.

Aww shucks.....I'm blushing now

Don't blush, be proud. That's got a seawitch stamp of approval."

Why thank you m'am

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

For me the best penis is the one attached to a guy that makes you feel good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm surprised no black guys posted in this thread

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm surprised no black guys posted in this thread

They don't have penises, just BBCs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm surprised no black guys posted in this thread

They don't have penises, just BBCs

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah that's a nice one! Decent length and width!

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By *rabness92Man over a year ago

Netherlands

Yeah that's a nice one! Decent length and width!"

Seawitch the penis expert lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah that's a nice one! Decent length and width!"

Thanks

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By *estsideukMan over a year ago

Hatfield area

Hmm. I'm not usually shy in showing mine but...Just remember what your mum told you - if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me the best penis is the one attached to a guy that makes you feel good

So true .

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "
. At least you are specific on your requests . I am happy to be lined up in front of the firing squad and assessed. I know that the truth hurts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

8 inches, good girth etc here

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

I married the man with my favourite one...I couldn't let him or his delicious cock get away. I do share it frequently though as I am selfless

T xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's a couple that have decent thickness but the length isn't quite there for me but I'm brutal and I'm horrible so my opinion shouldn't mean diddly.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

This thread is worth it for "hand potatoes" alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"8 inches, good girth etc here

Yep yep. That's what I call an all rounder, fantastic length, lovely width, good set of balls and the gooch and bum hole look nice and inviting as well.

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By *oasted cheese sandwichMan over a year ago

Nearby

Mines my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a couple that have decent thickness but the length isn't quite there for me but I'm brutal and I'm horrible so my opinion shouldn't mean diddly.

yeah, but some of the penises might not like your vagina,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seawitch, by 'vascular' do you mean prominent veins? Cos I've certainly got them! Lol x

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By *andy6677Man over a year ago

crewe

Love mine xx As have others xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this one any good???

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"That's me out already

Same here,

But it does look good in small hands

and under a wet tshirt!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"That's me out already

The width is there buddy, it's what I'd call a pepperami wide boy.

I just like a penis that's long enough for the base and balls to be by my chin and the bell to rub against my eyebrows and eyelashes.

Let me pm you

I can't have people messaging me cos it makes me think I've been banned when I see a message in my box. You're lovely but way too young for me

Fuck it then I've put then public, is the penis up to scratch?

Penis to thigh ratio looks ok but for me personally I'd like a bit more height on it. It is a lovely penis nice and pink and healthy looking,no prominent kinks.

Fuck guys this is dangerous territory to be asking me to critique your willys.

I'm just thinking that,they are very brave men indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it me or is it very warm in here???.....

x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines in my privates

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By *UNCHBOXMan over a year ago

folkestone

Critique mine away.

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

i nominate myself...

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

OP you can critique mine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's a couple that have decent thickness but the length isn't quite there for me but I'm brutal and I'm horrible so my opinion shouldn't mean diddly.

yeah, but some of the penises might not like your vagina,

Yeah the ones that belong to guys with bruised egos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Mines in my privates

Wish it was in my privates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines in my privates

Wish it was in my privates

"
open wide

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

There is one in my pvt gallery...very much open to criticism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Critique mine away. "

Too many action shots for me to have a thorough look but from what I can see, it's got the legs and the girth, I'd get rid of the ass pubes though.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Mines in my privates

Wish it was in my privates

open wide

It's open, it's open

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"Is it me or is it very warm in here???.....

x x"

It's the 'Christmas has come early' thread. Keeping an old girl very happy here. Thanks OP

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena..."

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Looks like Saturday is going to be a cock pic perving night

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"Looks like Saturday is going to be a cock pic perving night

Beats Strictly hands down

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

To make it easy for the judges on here, the pic is on display now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a couple that have decent thickness but the length isn't quite there for me but I'm brutal and I'm horrible so my opinion shouldn't mean diddly.

yeah, but some of the penises might not like your vagina,

Yeah the ones that belong to guys with bruised egos

nothing worst than a woman bruised ego, when she cant get what she wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To make it easy for the judges on here, the pic is on display now

Is that on the flop or half mast, not full wind in the sail is it? It looks alright, bell looks healthy and alert. I'd get rid of the pubes because they're hiding a few important centimetres.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

Awh I tried to send you a pm with a profile whose pics you might like but I'm the wrong sex unfortunately

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

"To make it easy for the judges on here, the pic is on display now

Is that on the flop or half mast, not full wind in the sail is it? It looks alright, bell looks healthy and alert. I'd get rid of the pubes because they're hiding a few important centimetres. "

You are spot on there...it is on the flop, i don't usually keep pubic hair...i call this pic as 'Tarzan pic'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

any good lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There's a couple that have decent thickness but the length isn't quite there for me but I'm brutal and I'm horrible so my opinion shouldn't mean diddly.

yeah, but some of the penises might not like your vagina,

Yeah the ones that belong to guys with bruised egos

nothing worst than a woman bruised ego, when she cant get what she wants

I don't know what you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval. "

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x"

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Well done mate..we all got rejected!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Well done mate..we all got rejected! "

Hey, not rejecting anyone, fair play to everyone that's got their willy out for the thread, you all have my respect.

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Well done mate..we all got rejected!

Hey, not rejecting anyone, fair play to everyone that's got their willy out for the thread, you all have my respect. "

Glad to know that...after cock bashing threads, this is a nice thread for a change...makes it even better coming from hot girl like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'"

Haha, it's bitter sweet for me, it reminds me of a person that I don't like very much anymore, my ex of 10 years!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'

Haha, it's bitter sweet for me, it reminds me of a person that I don't like very much anymore, my ex of 10 years! "

Bittersweet lol, you hate the guy, but love the cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'

Haha, it's bitter sweet for me, it reminds me of a person that I don't like very much anymore, my ex of 10 years!

Bittersweet lol, you hate the guy, but love the cock

He's responsible for the way I am. Your dicks just shy of 9 inches isn't it with a circumference of just under 6 inches. Was only 17 when I met his penis and had it for almost 10 years. Didn't know they came in small and medium sizes until much later on in life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'

Haha, it's bitter sweet for me, it reminds me of a person that I don't like very much anymore, my ex of 10 years!

Bittersweet lol, you hate the guy, but love the cock

To be fair, I'm pretty much bang on 8 in length, and around 5 circumference - some would say this means I take good pics, I'd say it shows just how much other guys exaggerate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'

Haha, it's bitter sweet for me, it reminds me of a person that I don't like very much anymore, my ex of 10 years!

Bittersweet lol, you hate the guy, but love the cock

To be fair, I'm pretty much bang on 8 in length, and around 5 circumference - some would say this means I take good pics, I'd say it shows just how much other guys exaggerate!"

Mine does look a different size on my pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok ill join in this thread not sure mine is upto scratch but oh well it's public for a bit

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Any ladies want to pull my cracker..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best thread I've read in ages.

Seawitch, you hero!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldnt boast about its awesomeness

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By *aughtyal80Man over a year ago

darlington

Feel free to take a look at mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexybrains 'pena', steps into the arena...

Here we go, you know your penis is absolutely on point. Got the width and the length. Seawitch seal of approval.

Thankyou, I'm glad you appreciate it, I mean, I don't like to sound egotistical, but I really do have a very nice penis...x

It is, it reminds me of one I used to know very well

Is that a bit like an Usher song?

'You remind me of a cock, that I, once knew

Get so wet when I think of it, deep in, my schmoo....'

Haha, it's bitter sweet for me, it reminds me of a person that I don't like very much anymore, my ex of 10 years!

Bittersweet lol, you hate the guy, but love the cock

To be fair, I'm pretty much bang on 8 in length, and around 5 circumference - some would say this means I take good pics, I'd say it shows just how much other guys exaggerate!"

Or that it looks bigger in a picture then! I measured him with a sewing tape measure!

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

Guys with big cocks getting all the attention here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

me ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with big cocks getting all the attention here

This revelation surprises you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

me ? "

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with big cocks getting all the attention here

This revelation surprises you?"

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By *xoticloverMan over a year ago

newcastle

"Guys with big cocks getting all the attention here

This revelation surprises you?

Size does not matter... Or does it?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Christos (merry_christos_to_you) getting a blowjob from 'Melonie'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the best cock ,I win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys with big cocks getting all the attention here

This revelation surprises you?

Size does not matter... Or does it? "

Some obviously love them some don't but I recon most just like to look at them or play with them, Wanking and Bj's rather the penetration

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Guys with big cocks getting all the attention here

This revelation surprises you?

Size does not matter... Or does it? "

I actually prefer a nice 6 incher than a monster but it doesn't stop me looking at the big ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss. "

Well if you like them then don't settle for less!

Well we'd never end up down the aisle together with my sub standard cock but you seem a lovely lass and I'm sure you'll find a big cocked lover than will make a superb hubby for you soon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

155 posts and no mention of my Silly the willy (yes he has a name)?

I am disappointed

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By *corpion123Man over a year ago

donegal

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss. "
da u prob did miss out ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" a big cocked lover"

Wasn't that a song by Jimmy Osmond?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#Pops in, doesn't make size requirements and leaves#

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"155 posts and no mention of my Silly the willy (yes he has a name)?

I am disappointed "

I voted for you on the best male fab body part 2 sequel thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"155 posts and no mention of my Silly the willy (yes he has a name)?

I am disappointed

I voted for you on the best male fab body part 2 sequel thread! "

.aww I missed that :p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss. "

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

"
may as well just use a dido though.

There's something about the feel of another person that doesn't quite compare to toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"155 posts and no mention of my Silly the willy (yes he has a name)?

I am disappointed

I voted for you on the best male fab body part 2 sequel thread!

.aww I missed that :p

...and the inspiration for this thread. I got the idea as I was doing my vote!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

A lady who knows what she wants, in fine detail might I add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

may as well just use a dido though.

There's something about the feel of another person that doesn't quite compare to toys"

I wouldn't know what they feel like as I have never worn one, But some are made out of a soft silicon, If they are both is happy to use one it could fill the gap(no pun intended)

until she finds the big cock guy she is looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

may as well just use a dido though.

There's something about the feel of another person that doesn't quite compare to toys

I wouldn't know what they feel like as I have never worn one, But some are made out of a soft silicon, If they are both is happy to use one it could fill the gap(no pun intended)

until she finds the big cock guy she is looking for"

I didn't mean the feel for the guy wearing it.

It's like saying to a guy "well if she doesn't fit your dick just get a flesh light to use"

Yeah it can work but would require feelings for each other to make it worth while for nsa/initial meeting it would just be pointless

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By *yceloonMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do I meet your exacting standards?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

may as well just use a dido though.

There's something about the feel of another person that doesn't quite compare to toys

I wouldn't know what they feel like as I have never worn one, But some are made out of a soft silicon, If they are both is happy to use one it could fill the gap(no pun intended)

until she finds the big cock guy she is looking for

I didn't mean the feel for the guy wearing it.

It's like saying to a guy "well if she doesn't fit your dick just get a flesh light to use"

Yeah it can work but would require feelings for each other to make it worth while for nsa/initial meeting it would just be pointless"

Yes I know, I mean for regular friends,

Can you imagine turning up for your first meet taking you clothes of the Woman saying

"Oh your not big enough you will have to wear one of these, Don't worry I have washed it out "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

may as well just use a dido though.

There's something about the feel of another person that doesn't quite compare to toys

I wouldn't know what they feel like as I have never worn one, But some are made out of a soft silicon, If they are both is happy to use one it could fill the gap(no pun intended)

until she finds the big cock guy she is looking for"

Heyyyyy there's no gap to fill, I'm not like fucking a dying mans handshake you know. I like the sharp stingy feeling when it first goes in that's all, honestly I'm such an easy shag, literally 30 seconds of painful thrusts off the guy and it's good night Irene for me I'm satisfied, then it's just a case of getting in as many orgasms as he can last.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heyyyyy there's no gap to fill, I'm not like fucking a dying mans handshake you know. "

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By *igboy10essexMan over a year ago

Upminster

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

As al pacino said in scarface 'say hello to my little friend'

go for it & let me know if I make the cut lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls. "

Vascular

Bleurgh!

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I've missed out on many a good man because of this fascination with big willys. I probably would have been married by now if I could just give an average dick a chance. My loss.

Get your average guy to wear a cock extender sleeve

may as well just use a dido though.

There's something about the feel of another person that doesn't quite compare to toys

I wouldn't know what they feel like as I have never worn one, But some are made out of a soft silicon, If they are both is happy to use one it could fill the gap(no pun intended)

until she finds the big cock guy she is looking for

I didn't mean the feel for the guy wearing it.

It's like saying to a guy "well if she doesn't fit your dick just get a flesh light to use"

Yeah it can work but would require feelings for each other to make it worth while for nsa/initial meeting it would just be pointless

Yes I know, I mean for regular friends,

Can you imagine turning up for your first meet taking you clothes of the Woman saying

"Oh your not big enough you will have to wear one of these, Don't worry I have washed it out "

At leas they washed it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who has the best penis?

Looking at one between 7-9 inches in length with decent girth, a turtle neck and nice pink bell, vascular and a good set of balls.

As al pacino said in scarface 'say hello to my little friend'

go for it & let me know if I make the cut lol xx"

Hardly a little friend! It's a good size, looks alert and happy!

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