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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dont suck willies!!!
Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
 
What a bummer!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont suck willies!!!
Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
What a bummer!!"
Not met one yet and if they want some o in return they'd better suck it for all it's worth  |
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"A guy who understands it 
Ah, I get it now .... only men are allowed to post on here. The unwritten rule ...
Hmm, yeah. *shrugs*
-Courtney"
Don't admit you're the female of the profile posting, most people think I am the male, but I keep them guessing .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy who understands it
Ah, I get it now .... only men are allowed to post on here. The unwritten rule ...
Hmm, yeah. *shrugs*
-Courtney
Don't admit you're the female of the profile posting, most people think I am the male, but I keep them guessing ...."
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I have to admit that before fab I would not do such a thing and had never done a bj.
Having been freed from many of my previous inhibitions and general prudishness, I can now say it is one of my fave things |
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"I have to admit that before fab I would not do such a thing and had never done a bj.
Having been freed from many of my previous inhibitions and general prudishness, I can now say it is one of my fave things "
You're safe from arrest then. |
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"Dont suck willies!!!
Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
What a bummer!!
Not met one yet and if they want some o in return they'd better suck it for all it's worth "
I always prefer it the other way around myself .... o |
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"Is it the same attorney for the men who dont indulge in oral?
Cos he'd be the richest attourney ever if that was the case. 
No business for him on here though surely  "
I am sure there is some small print somewhere he could find .... |
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"Attorney? Does this only apply to women who won't suck cock in America?"
I lived there for ten years and I still mix up loads of phrases and words ... luckily my friends know what I am like and just take the piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Illegal for women to have choice??
It's a joke apparently. You know the kind if we don't think it's funny we're humourless old harridans "
Ah right...well this old harridan still isn't laughing |
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"Illegal for women to have choice??
It's a joke apparently. You know the kind if we don't think it's funny we're humourless old harridans
Ah right...well this old harridan still isn't laughing"
Nor this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'll second that motion OP!
Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen
Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am very disappointed because my OH has been in bed sick all week, not been into the kitchen at all. Even had to make my own coffee ... what is the world coming to?"
Oh wait...we got a live one here folks! Someone get the nets!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll second that motion OP!
Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen
Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend "
Omg, if I cooked for people you wouldn't need to arrest me for not sucking dick. I'd be up on involuntary manslaughter charges. 
-Courtney |
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"I'll second that motion OP!
Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen
Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend
Omg, if I cooked for people you wouldn't need to arrest me for not sucking dick. I'd be up on involuntary manslaughter charges.
-Courtney"
Me too .... the takeaway is my friend and got our son to do a food tech GCSE to make it a little easier ... |
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"I have to admit that before fab I would not do such a thing and had never done a bj.
Having been freed from many of my previous inhibitions and general prudishness, I can now say it is one of my fave things
You're safe from arrest then. "
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"I'll second that motion OP!
Currently drafting the proposal to make sure it's also illegal for them to leave the kitchen
Taking some heat off the OP, I expect a pint later my friend "
Can we have shoes and one pregnancy free year in four? |
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"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.
The power of US television, huh?
-Courtney chipperoo American tv better ? Really       
Some tv is better in the US, some is better here.
However the lasting impression of US entertainment is clear from the OP, unless we have a closet American on our hands here 
-Courtney
Its better there, hence our username. They set the standard for law-drama and for hospital dramas, although I guess casualty runs a close second, but British crime series now just as good?
No, but British quiz shows are better, and so are the panel shows. American drama is better (ypu're right about crime and hospital stuff). I guess it's all just what you like, but I'm speaking generally. "
Yes, British quiz shows are better. in fact I can't remember seeing a quiz show over, reality show though ... was it the first big brother with the fireman? I can't remember if it was big brother or another one.... would have been some twenty years ago now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.
The power of US television, huh?
-Courtney"
Your fucking nick my old son .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it's funny how you used the US Miranda warning instead of the UK right to silence police warning.
The power of US television, huh?
-Courtney
Your fucking nick my old son . "
Should be your fucking nicked my old son . You little non cock sucker |
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"Dont suck willies!!!
Your under arrest for not sucking cock!!
You have the right to remain silent [while your mouth is full of cock]. Anything you say can and willy be used against you in a cock of law. You have the right to [give] an attorney [a blow job]. If you cannot afford [to give]an attorney [a blow job], [m]one[y] will be provided for you.
What a bummer!!"
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