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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who knows best way to get santa this christmas?
Ideas.. Text him
Who is best texter on here?
Kik.. Hi.. U up to much is the response. Guys you can do better than that.  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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I have a cunning plan:
There was a girl On Santas Naughty List
With the boys of Fab she was a teeny bit pissed
The messages they were sending were quite shite
“Hi babe, how u doing alright?”
Was about the best she had received
There must be something better, she believed
Making a plan to snare Father Christmas under the mistletoe
And do naughty things which will make him scream HO HO HO
So if she’s serious about snaring Santa
Tempt him with mince pies and brandy, not Fanta
Then dress up in sexy lingerie
Will work provided he isn’t gay
Showing off some leg, pulled down to expose some breast
If his hormones are working properly he will know the rest
If it all works to plan it will be no time before they are getting Dirty
And if old Saint Nick does it right the girl might even be a bit Squirty
Or just do it the lazy way
Send a message on Fab, just say
“Fancy a Fuck”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a cunning plan:
There was a girl On Santas Naughty List
With the boys of Fab she was a teeny bit pissed
The messages they were sending were quite shite
“Hi babe, how u doing alright?”
Was about the best she had received
There must be something better, she believed
Making a plan to snare Father Christmas under the mistletoe
And do naughty things which will make him scream HO HO HO
So if she’s serious about snaring Santa
Tempt him with mince pies and brandy, not Fanta
Then dress up in sexy lingerie
Will work provided he isn’t gay
Showing off some leg, pulled down to expose some breast
If his hormones are working properly he will know the rest
If it all works to plan it will be no time before they are getting Dirty
And if old Saint Nick does it right the girl might even be a bit Squirty
Or just do it the lazy way
Send a message on Fab, just say
“Fancy a Fuck”
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