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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.
Xxxxx"
I suspect the only person who could tell if it's wrong to masterbate in your workplace is your boss.
Why don't you ask them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.
If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no."
That could be an interesting sandwich, though
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.
If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.
That could be an interesting sandwich, though
-Courtney"
Yes natural dress as well ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.
If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.
That could be an interesting sandwich, though
-Courtney"
Extra mayo to go ?? |
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By *anB451Man
over a year ago
Reading |
"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.
If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no.
That could be an interesting sandwich, though
-Courtney"
Finally, the secret to MacDonald's special sauce is revealed! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are lots of jobs where it is not advisable.
Nursery Nurse
Teacher
Swimming Instructor
Carer
Policeman
Chef
Banker
Politician
Hold on....those last 2 appear to be full of them " ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have often sat at my desk and wondered if any of my handsome clients thought about this!
Often makes me have a secret smile
Never happened yet though
Monkey x
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home
I wouldn't want the Dr giving me a prostate exam to be doing it.... "
Old gag alert - man has prostrate exam. 3 hours later he sits bolt upright. His wife asks if he's ok. He says 'I've just realised! When my prostrate was examined that ruddy Doc had both hands on my shoulder!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went in the bakers the other day and sees a sign hanging over the counter which reads:
Pies: £1.50
HAND JOB: £2.00
I walked up to the counter and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female shop assistant.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
I replied, "Well wash your hands, I want a Pie."
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By *100 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I would love the nhs is they supplied that sort of service at home
I wouldn't want the Dr giving me a prostate exam to be doing it....
Old gag alert - man has prostrate exam. 3 hours later he sits bolt upright. His wife asks if he's ok. He says 'I've just realised! When my prostrate was examined that ruddy Doc had both hands on my shoulder!'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you're on the deli counter at Sainsbury, yes.
If you're on your lunch break, in a private place where nobody will hear or see you, no."
I was in the butchers the other day
Ask him where's his assistant has gone?
He said "I had to sack him. I caught him fucking the bacon slicer!"
"What happened to the bacon slicer"
"I sacked her aswell" |
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"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.
Xxxxx"
We terminated someone's employment for masterbating at work - it's gross misconduct |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.
Xxxxx
We terminated someone's employment for masterbating at work - it's gross misconduct "
Naughty lollipop lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.
Xxxxx ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong "
Disagree, most corporate statements say they want an open and honest environment for their employees - what could be better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi all just at work getting all heated up over top fab photos and wondered if anyone had some sexy work stories.
Xxxxx ask your boss if masturbating at works wrong
Disagree, most corporate statements say they want an open and honest environment for their employees - what could be better? I disagree with your disagree and raise you "
I enter into evidence Jordan Belforts book, the Wolf of Wall Street when he claims he was actively encouraged to whack off at work. Wasn't that a model environment of corporate culture? |
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