If you mean my cock didn't work - well, there's still tongue and fingers...
If you mean I wasn't allowed to - then I'd happily watch and/or take photos.
Anything else - well, I'd just trust my memory and photos. |
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"Selling old sex toys on ebay. I bet people would bid for them. That would be entertaining  "
I bet some would love that thinking you had been having fun with them too , lol |
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"Selling old sex toys on ebay. I bet people would bid for them. That would be entertaining I bet some would love that thinking you had been having fun with them too , lol"
Our point exactly...........lol |
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By *umourCouple
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Actually, no. I'm one of those people that can take sex or leave it (shocker) I find the less I get, the less i'm bothered by it, so would probabally get used to it.
*Her*"
Sits and waits for all those guy who can "re-kindle" her desire for sex...  |
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"Death
Actually, no. I'm one of those people that can take sex or leave it (shocker) I find the less I get, the less i'm bothered by it, so would probabally get used to it.
*Her*
Sits and waits for all those guy who can "re-kindle" her desire for sex... "
Prefer a book to a kindle, seems more...natural. |
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Actually, no. I'm one of those people that can take sex or leave it (shocker) I find the less I get, the less i'm bothered by it, so would probabally get used to it.
*Her*"
Hmmmm... interesting, this came up for me the other day but at the opposite scale! I feel a thread coming on... |
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"What is this sex thing anyway, and where can I get some?  "
It's easy mate.
Just mail any girls you fancy on here and ask them if they fancy a fuck.
They're all aching for a shag and most of them are dirty as fuck with you 'cos they're so grateful at getting the chance of some decent cock.
Many of them will ask if they can have another fit female or two present as well, to save you travelling time etc and make sure you'll fancy at least one of them.
That way, while you're shagging the fittest one, the other two can be getting wired into each other so they are ready when it's their turn.
*reminds self to check difference between 'fantasy' and 'reality'*
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"What is this sex thing anyway, and where can I get some?
It's easy mate.
Just mail any girls you fancy on here and ask them if they fancy a fuck.
They're all aching for a shag and most of them are dirty as fuck with you 'cos they're so grateful at getting the chance of some decent cock.
Many of them will ask if they can have another fit female or two present as well, to save you travelling time etc and make sure you'll fancy at least one of them.
That way, while you're shagging the fittest one, the other two can be getting wired into each other so they are ready when it's their turn.
*reminds self to check difference between 'fantasy' and 'reality'*
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Cool, thanks for sharing your secret formula, I'm off to mail everyone within 300 miles!!
*shakes head* why had I not got it before?!  |
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