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By *r Trioman OP Man
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I was reading another thread and I was inspired by a nympho woman who made a vibrator out of an electric nail file; I'm challenging you Fab Folk to design a sex toy made from everyday items.
Mine would be a mobile phone set to vibrate, strapped to a cucumber - the woman would text all her friends that she's seen a pair of Jimmy Choo's for less than a tenner and then enjoy herself for hours as they all text back asking where?
What are you designs? I'm thinking that Love Honey maybe getting a little worried now!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A 'C' shaped vibrator for men, which clips onto the base of your shaft. The rear part has a 'tongue' attachment which will rim you lovingly (just be sure to lube it well), whilst the frontal cap sits around your tip and vibrates against it mercilessly.
You will cum...oh yes, you WILL cum... |
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By *r Trioman OP Man
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"A 'C' shaped vibrator for men, which clips onto the base of your shaft. The rear part has a 'tongue' attachment which will rim you lovingly (just be sure to lube it well), whilst the frontal cap sits around your tip and vibrates against it mercilessly.
You will cum...oh yes, you WILL cum..."
Sounds great - can it be homemade? I'm thinking an electric toothbrush may be required.  |
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"I was reading another thread and I was inspired by a nympho woman who made a vibrator out of an electric nail file; I'm challenging you Fab Folk to design a sex toy made from everyday items.
Mine would be a mobile phone set to vibrate, strapped to a cucumber - the woman would text all her friends that she's seen a pair of Jimmy Choo's for less than a tenner and then enjoy herself for hours as they all text back asking where?
What are you designs? I'm thinking that Love Honey maybe getting a little worried now!
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Bahahaha, is it official that I'm a nympho woman?! Is there an official test for this or is it just a given based on the fact I used a vibrating nail file!?  |
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I'm thinking one of those nodding dogs from the back of cars, with a fat wet tongue attachment, secured with pipe cleaners and rigged up to a sliding scale speed mechanism made from cog shaped toilet rolls and sticky tape.  |
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By *r Trioman OP Man
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I'm thinking one of those nodding dogs from the back of cars, with a fat wet tongue attachment, secured with pipe cleaners and rigged up to a sliding scale speed mechanism made from cog shaped toilet rolls and sticky tape. "
Blimey, you are so good at this! I think that there's enough evidence here to support my description of you! We should put a team together for scrapheap challenge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drill a hole in a rolling pin (the thinner plastic ones with no ends) , insert two electric toothbrushes mechanisms inside (leaving on the on off switch exposed of course)
Superglue a Barbies arm to the rolling pin (you can attach another toothbrush mechanism to the arm (gaffa tape will do for extra support)
Total satisfaction! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dido,bicycle wheel, conceding rod and a bearing to turn rotary wheel motion to liner motion dido on the end of the rod et voila peddle powered ducking machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow! I love it - sounds like you may have already tried this - I hope your kids haven't had to ask why their Barbie only had one arm "
No but they asked where their toothbrushes went!!  |
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By *r Trioman OP Man
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Dido,bicycle wheel, conceding rod and a bearing to turn rotary wheel motion to liner motion dido on the end of the rod et voila peddle powered ducking machine"
Ducking machine? Is this for punishing witches?
Oh, fucking machine - even better if your still able to use the gears - a dildo stoke at a few hundred RPM  |
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By *r Trioman OP Man
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Wow! I love it - sounds like you may have already tried this - I hope your kids haven't had to ask why their Barbie only had one arm
No but they asked where their toothbrushes went!! "
OMG - hello, is that child line... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow! I love it - sounds like you may have already tried this - I hope your kids haven't had to ask why their Barbie only had one arm
No but they asked where their toothbrushes went!!
OMG - hello, is that child line..."
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"Wow! I love it - sounds like you may have already tried this - I hope your kids haven't had to ask why their Barbie only had one arm
No but they asked where their toothbrushes went!! "
Hahahaha, brilliant  |
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