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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " what a load of ballocks  | |||
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " This wasn't exactly a MUST READ. | |||
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"Really, op, lets hope you cut and paste this, rather and type it out ... either way, its total nonsense. Btw, by partner has a lovely big, thick pens, but I dont boast about that..." With all the American references to locker rooms and candies I assumed cut and paste. I could be wrong though. | |||
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " 86. Most women prefer a man who is not obsesed by the size of their cock and use it as their sole selling point 87. Most women prefer a man who doesn't tell them what they should or shouldn't think and what is and isn't normal | |||
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"77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love" Right, I'll get some candles and throw on some Marvin Gaye | |||
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"I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me. -Courtney" awwww chip I'm talking about you now are your ears burning | |||
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"OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx" All of the rest said please go and worship op's cock pics in his profile because that's what all women want | |||
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"I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me. -Courtney awwww chip I'm talking about you now are your ears burning "They are on fire
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"I read 14 of these....then I gave up because I decided it wasn't talking about me. -Courtney"
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"Didn't read past the first few. Not interested in being told what I prefer. I know what I like. And it's not a massive cock. The organ or otherwise. "SNAP! | |||
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"OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx All of the rest said please go and worship op's cock pics in his profile because that's what all women want "Didn't even bother looking at his profile. Figured that at no 3 ...way too long an opening thread for me......I like the short funny threads.....xxxx. | |||
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A post like that, coupled with the cock pic in a toilet (always classy) and having BBC in your name would seem to suggest to an outsider that you are.
I am sure that you have plenty more to offer as a lover than just your penis, perhaps concentrate on other parts of yourself to emphasise? | |||
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"Why do people quote the whole bloody list to write one bleeding sentence! " Thank you. | |||
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"OMG.....has anybody actually read all the list ???? Saw it & gave up at no 3....hahaha xxxx All of the rest said please go and worship op's cock pics in his profile because that's what all women want "There's not much to see though. | |||
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"What a load of complete codswallop!! "Did you read it all? | |||
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"It's a cut and paste yes and I read all of the 85 points and thought some of them are quite true , as for my penis , it's on my profile so I don't need to explain my size." The one about not feeling a thinner penis is ridiculous. Women give birth, for Pete's sake! ))) | |||
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"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well . I honestly did not think I will get abused "Most stuff on the internet about women is incredibly misogynistic and wrong. Its best to read it first, think 'do women really think like this?', then have a think. | |||
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"Couldn't care less about the size of a mans penis,even if a man isn't able to use his penis he can still give a woman 100% pleasure." Well hello my bestie not like you to be in the forums madam x x | |||
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"What a load of complete codswallop!!
Did you read it all? "I admit I didn't, here's what I heard... I HAVE A BIG DICK. MEN WITH BIG DICKS HAVE TO BEAT WOMEN OFF WITH A SHITTY STICK. Then I remembered the OP is single and I kinda went "meh"...
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " Load of rubbish | |||
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"I'm exceptional! This has made my day. I felt ordinary this morning, but now, I feel special. Because I am satisfied with average and smaller than average penises. Even if I get on with a man online, if I find out he's hung like a horse, I don't meet him. It saves me from being in horrible discomfort, experiencing no pleasure, and usually, spending an evening with a man who is so convinced the lump of meat in his trousers is the only appeal he needs, that he's never bothered to cultivate a personality, and is as boring as fuck. VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo." We should lunch | |||
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"What a load of complete codswallop!!
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"VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo." Oi, my vagoo is perfectly snug, whatever the size of the willy. | |||
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"What's funny is that the source for is is Facebook page specialising in selling erectile dysfunction and penis enhancing/growing treatments to mainly black/African men. " Classic! OP: Three things. Photos Stones Glass houses | |||
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"VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo. Oi, my vagoo is perfectly snug, whatever the size of the willy." That's cos you got Skillz. Ladies do, I find! Xxxxx | |||
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " You say `penis` ALOT  | |||
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " reading this the OP must have a small penis and time on his hands. | |||
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"I'm exceptional! This has made my day. I felt ordinary this morning, but now, I feel special. Because I am satisfied with average and smaller than average penises. Even if I get on with a man online, if I find out he's hung like a horse, I don't meet him. It saves me from being in horrible discomfort, experiencing no pleasure, and usually, spending an evening with a man who is so convinced the lump of meat in his trousers is the only appeal he needs, that he's never bothered to cultivate a personality, and is as boring as fuck. VWE guys, particularly BBC's who seem to have 'Big Cock Tourette's', I wish you well. Find a nice lady who had a vagina with an echo." I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... | |||
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"I wonder if George__BBC would have posted it if it had said all that bad stuff about big cocks? I doubt it very much! " It still wouldn't have applied to him | |||
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"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well . I honestly did not think I will get abused "I think it was the "MUST READ" bit. | |||
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" ... I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ..." I like pussy. And I like Allsorts. So a pussy that takes Allsorts sounds heavenly to me...
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"Good to know I am officially exceptional according to your first point. I skim read the rest, it was too long. "I like exceptional females | |||
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ..." Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? | |||
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"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well . I honestly did not think I will get abused
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? " Really, I have absolutely no idea, but it takes a lot of time for me to loosen up, not that either of us mind. Often times, after I have cum, it goes tighter again and its like fort Knox. I did read somewhere it may be a symptom of the menopause. I am not a big fan of having fingers or anything else up there, apart from cock and tongue though, and the thumb manages to tickle the area required to make me gush ... ie nothing rough at all. | |||
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? " I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed. And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love" | |||
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"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well . I honestly did not think I will get abused "Maybe you should have stated that in your OP then..as in 'just seen this and made me laugh, lets poke fun at the article' rather than taking the abuse yourself..learning point for next time | |||
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"Ahem, "...17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!..." This is a quantitative statement, so we can be precise about its claim of accuracy. Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average. Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average. That's what an average (mean) is. I don't expect the rest of this drivel to be any more accurate than number 17. Hope this helps; have a nice day." Stop using facts and logic! The OP just wants everyone to envy his cock. | |||
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"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?" Needing a cock? Mine is available by request.. Unfortunately it has to stay attached to the rest of me...its kind of a whole package deal | |||
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"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?" Uncocked | |||
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed. And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love"" Well then clearly a cock wouldn't fit either in that scenario. This is my point - you can't be too tight to take something which is smaller than something you can take, it makes no sense. | |||
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? Really, I have absolutely no idea, but it takes a lot of time for me to loosen up, not that either of us mind. Often times, after I have cum, it goes tighter again and its like fort Knox. I did read somewhere it may be a symptom of the menopause. I am not a big fan of having fingers or anything else up there, apart from cock and tongue though, and the thumb manages to tickle the area required to make me gush ... ie nothing rough at all. " Thanks for the explanation...it must be a little bit psychological then. | |||
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" Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average. Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average. That's what an average (mean) is. I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't. You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages... "Indeed. I think he meant median average as opposed to mean average. Not to mention the mode average... Though, it still doesn't clarify which average the OPs bit was about. 
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"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me?" You'll just have to let a nice generous fella give you one. | |||
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" Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average. Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average. That's what an average (mean) is. I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't. You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages...
Indeed. I think he meant median average as opposed to mean average. Not to mention the mode average...
Though, it still doesn't clarify which average the OPs bit was about.
-Courtney"Easy, the OP was clearly using the term 'average' to mean "HAHAHAHAHAHA, I HAVE A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU", which, technically speaking, isn't strict statistical terminology...
What I don't understand, is that when women (frequently) call me a big prick, I've always asssumed it was an insult.
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"Of a survey of 5 under 25 year old women that may be true..... In the real world if you're dating someone, who is dating you for Penis or bank size.... leave. If you believe Penetration is better than oral, you're not as good at oral as you think
Very much in agreement...S..xx
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"Wow....so many offers.....wait till I'm meeting, why don't you? "Tick, tock... | |||
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"Fuck! I don't even have a cock....where does that leave me? You'll just have to let a nice generous fella give you one. " If she plays her cards right she might... | |||
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed. And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love"" For me its also about how close to orgasm I am ... | |||
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" I like a big cock, bigger than the average let's say, but my partner still struggles to get his thumb inside me ... despite having small hands and despite me having three children. I would not equate liking a large cock with having a pussy with an echo. It takes all sorts ... Honest question - because I see similar on here regularly about not being able to take more than a finger - how can a penis, never mind a large one, fit but not a thumb? I think it's possibly a result of the finger/thumb being inserted before the woman is fully turned on so still tight/not relaxed. And a combination of no man on earth going to say "wow you feel slack love" Well then clearly a cock wouldn't fit either in that scenario. This is my point - you can't be too tight to take something which is smaller than something you can take, it makes no sense. " Yes but women's bodies change depending on where they are in the process .... when I gush, I push everything out. He can be in and it can fit fine, then change position and its locked again. My body does weird things, I know that ... some things don't make any sense, but they still happen. I am not saying it to look for a meet or anything like that as I rarely meet men and when I do, don't have penetrative sex anyway | |||
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" Exactly 50% of men have a penis below average. Exactly 50% of men have a penis above average. That's what an average (mean) is. I hate to get all picky and ocd on you, but it isn't. You only need one elephant-sized dick to skew the averages... "Very true, but I think the totally made up statistic that 99.9% of men who think a large cock makes them a good lover are almost exactly as wrong as the 99.9% of men with a small cocks who think it makes them a bad lover... but only 70% of men who think that the entire body and mind is what makes a good lover are actually any good. | |||
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"1. If you are a woman and you don’t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are… an exception. 2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. 3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). 4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. 5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) 6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. 7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. 8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. 9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. 10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. 11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. 12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis… 13. forty percent stay with a man for his money… 14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is… 15. …eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! 16. …eighty percent of women don’t orgasm from intercourse alone! 17. …eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! 18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. 19. Women find small penises frustrating. 20. Women find small penises annoying. 21. Women find small penises boring. 22. Women find small penises embarrassing. 23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. 24. Women look up to men with big penises. 25. Women find big penises impressive. 26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. 27. Men with big penises are more self secure. 28. Women prefer men who are self secure. 29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. 30. Most men don’t mind to be considered a sex object by women. 31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. 32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. 33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. 34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. 35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. 36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. 37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. 38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. 39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. 40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. 41. Consequently, the probability that a man’s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. 42. If a woman doesn’t make a comment about a man’s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. 43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. 44. If you haven’t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don’t have a big penis. 45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. 46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. 47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. 48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. 49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. 50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. 51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. 52. Women don’t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. 53. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. 54. If your girlfriend’s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. 55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. 56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. 57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. 58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. 59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. 60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. 61. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. 62. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. 63. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. 64. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. 65. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. 66. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. 67. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. 68. Men with small penises masturbate more often. 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 70. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. 72. If a woman publicly says that size doesn’t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. 73. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. 74. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. 75. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. 76. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. 77. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. 78. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. 79. Making love is spiritual…, having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. 80. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. 81. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn’t have much choice. 82. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. 83. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. 84. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. 85. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. " I'm going to come back to this and respond with numbered answers to the statements that apply to me | |||
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"After all , how could you even think its a "look at me post" when I only have 2 pictures on my profile which are not even worth talking about . hahaha , its realy sad that some of these comments have filed you so bad ." I didn't think it was a look at me post at all George,just a bit of fun. I've seen similar stuff posted before,and get similar responses. | |||
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"After all , how could you even think its a "look at me post" when I only have 2 pictures on my profile which are not even worth talking about . hahaha , its realy sad that some of these comments have filed you so bad . I didn't think it was a look at me post at all George,just a bit of fun. I've seen similar stuff posted before,and get similar responses. " I guess the point is, is it even funny? | |||
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"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people" I have a feeling that the majority of them were indirectly defending you and quite a few of the rest of us more average blokes, in the trouser equipment area Lol | |||
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"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people" Just because someone wrote it doesn't make it true. Don't hate women Cult x | |||
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"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people Just because someone wrote it doesn't make it true. Don't hate women Cult x" I don't lol just in the moment of reading it, my insecurity levels went through the roof | |||
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"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people I have a feeling that the majority of them were indirectly defending you and quite a few of the rest of us more average blokes, in the trouser equipment area Lol" which ones were defending me? | |||
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In my experience well endowed men often seem to think that their size is everything and just whang it in and don't bother with any of the other fun bits of sex.
This is a list of ridiculous twaddle. Some of these are true, many are wrong, some are downright offensive in their assumptions and the way they lump all women and all men together.
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"To the OP, you dont have (in your words) "a f*cking BIG BLACK COCK" as you put it. Yes its a cock, and yes its black, but lets be honest, its not "f*cking BIG" really is it. That would be like me calling myself Mrs Massive Tits, when they plainly are not........." Hahaha , if you honestly believe this then why are you insulted ? It's like telling someone with a million ££ that they are not rich coz there is someone with a billion ££. The fact that you think I am average and then you get insulted by my post that is poking fun at average guys is contradictory , isn't it? If I had a huge black dick then it would make sense that I am insulting those who don't , and I am clearly not huge , or even big to you . So what's the fuss , an average guy posting a thread about cock size , no big deal | |||
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"Ill be honest this just made me hate women a little bit, if men judged women on this much stuff we would be seen as terrible people Just because someone wrote it doesn't make it true. Don't hate women Cult xI don't lol just in the moment of reading it, my insecurity levels went through the roof "I hope not x | |||
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Nonsense and twaddle, and not sure why it is a 'must read' for everyone? | |||
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"You all misunderstood the point , I saw this on a bodybuilding website and it just made me laugh , I then copied and pasted on here thinking you were going to laugh as well . I honestly did not think I will get abused "you didn't state that in the forum so hence the misunderstanding. Worse things happen | |||
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" 69. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. 71. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. " So using a penis makes it shrink. Not using a penis makes it shrink. Except masturbating depletes your sexual energy , and penis-in-vagina sex doesn't. How does the penis know? What about blow jobs or anal? Sounds like the original list was sent by email to lots of people and should have had an offer to buy some amazing herbs / pills / gadget that will enlarge your penis on the end of it. | |||
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" Hahaha , if you honestly believe this then why are you insulted ? The fact that you think I am average and then you get insulted by my post that is poking fun at average guys is contradictory , isn't it? If I had a huge black dick then it would make sense that I am insulting those who don't , and I am clearly not huge , or even big to you . So what's the fuss , an average guy posting a thread about cock size , no big deal " I'm not insulted in the slightest, just disagreeing with your statement on your penis size. Which obviously touched a nerve in order for you to respond. FYI saying you're f*cking big generally insinuates you think you have a huge cock. You may want to adjust your wording if you agree you don't have a huge cock. | |||
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"Who would have thought that a bit of cut n paste would lead to such upset and be taken so literally and personally "I would have put money on it! | |||
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" I'm not insulted in the slightest,......just disagreeing with your statement on your penis size. Which obviously touched a nerve in order for you to respond........" Hahha , I have responded to you privately coz I don't want to make this a public slanging match . | |||
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"Who would have thought that a bit of cut n paste would lead to such upset and be taken so literally and personally "I have learnt my lessons as follows 1. The issue of penis size is a very very very sensitive subject regardless of who talks about it (according to some of you I am average , so I don't see why they abusing me ). 2. This issue upsets even some women who quickly jump to defend their "insulted " partners and " cry more than the bereaved " 3. Don't copy and paste stuff from the Internet coz people will "kill the messenger and the message " together . 4. Cyber , invisible , fabswinger addicts are a sensitive lot so be careful what you say on here | |||
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