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By *planky OP Man
over a year ago
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I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”
So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.
I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.
However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.
I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.
So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?
When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?
I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions? |
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over a year ago
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"I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”
So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.
I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.
However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.
I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.
So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?
When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?
I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?"
Sounds like a perfect example if time wasting to me! Just send her aa nude PIC with you holding s sign saying "How about it love?".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”
So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.
I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.
However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.
I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.
So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?
When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?
I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?"
Sounds like your average fake female profile to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw this profile in the local area. No pictures and just a description along the lines of “looking for NSA fun with men. No time wasters”
So I thought I’d take a punt as, with a sparse profile like that, she wouldn’t get much attention.
I considered writing something equally direct and to the point. No time waster, me! Of course “fancy a fuck” with a selection of cock pics is not my game but I thought that the message should be short and crisp.
However it seemed dull and unimaginative when I looked at the first draft. So I tried to improve on it. Normally I would try to imagine the other person and get into their psychology a bit, using hints and clues from their profile description to embellish my cunning innuendo. No clues on this profile, though, apart from this being a lady who does’t waste time.
I wrote something longer, with all kinds of imaginative flourish. It lacked humour.
So I rewrote it again. Put in a few bits that made me smile. Referred to a few bits in a way that made me smile. I don’t take this swinging malarkey too seriously, do you?
When I looked at it again it seemed over familiar to someone I don’t know. I wondered if this person I imagined would find it a bit too patronising, and whether I needed to go back to something shorter and direct. Fancy a fuck, then?
I’ve spent 4 hours considering this situation. Can anyone help with suggestions?
Sounds like a perfect example if time wasting to me! Just send her aa nude PIC with you holding s sign saying "How about it love?". "
No matter what you do, whatever approach you take, Sod's Law says its the wrong one for each and every situation. Just an observation based on my own experience on here. |
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