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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"This really happens??!?!? "
Well i had a girl friend who's dad used to say "don't clean your cock on the curtains when your done", when they were going out and me and the girl friend were stopping in so it can' be a new thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pet hate is when a women pulls on your knob like she's trying start an outboard motor.
I still have friction burns on my bellend from the other day. LOL! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I loved Bootsy,Spot,Puss n pussies#2,3,4.....I loved all my pets,even Billy the goldfish.
I loved him so much I set him free by flushing him down the toilet!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When men ask "where do you want my cum?" (I don't care, but mind my eyes).
Also, ending a sentence with "hehe". "
It does sting though when goes in the eyes .lol |
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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago
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"When men ask "where do you want my cum?" (I don't care, but mind my eyes).
Also, ending a sentence with "hehe".
It does sting though when goes in the eyes .lol" You mean to say you keep your eyes wide open  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet hate is having great sex, with a great lady and then she wipes her pussy dry on the curtains, whats yours???  "
Far better if she wipes her curtains with a pussy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who use the word 'ma' instead of 'my'. And people who constantly use the word 'no' when they mean 'know'. And yes, I am a member of the grammar police."
This!! Also people that spell 'can't' as 'carnt'.
Biggest one for us is people that message us with just a 'hi' which shows they clearly haven't read our profile. |
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