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over a year ago
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So come on then guys and gals, what's the most unusual thing you've used to aid you masturbating? in my much younger days id put my cock in most things  haha |
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"Use to fuck the bed put a Durex in get a girly magazine open and neil at the side of the bed push my cock between the mattress and the divan and fuck away "
And this is why you have a restraining order from SCS, DFS and Furniture World  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to fuck a bowel of blancmange until i was caught one day.
"What are you doing???" I was asked.
I turned and glared at them. "I am so annoyed I am fucking dis custard!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to fuck a bowel of blancmange until i was caught one day.
"What are you doing???" I was asked.
I turned and glared at them. "I am so annoyed I am fucking dis custard!"
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Hahhhahahaa!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once shoved a litre bottle of San Pellegrino water up me, I ended up hitting my cervix and squirting all over myself. There's a video of the action somewhere... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once shoved a litre bottle of San Pellegrino water up me, I ended up hitting my cervix and squirting all over myself. There's a video of the action somewhere..."
I'll keep an eye out..
Any sort of cock ring, rope, string,whatever..
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well when the Mrs was at uni she said she was always nervous about using vibros in her bed sit as the walls were paper thin so she use to pop to the spar and over the two years used carrots,cucumber,banana, handle of her hair brush handle and her fav a water bottle filled with warm water especially the ribbed bottles.
Me hand I did experiment with veg too but that's another story .?? |
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"Well when the Mrs was at uni she said she was always nervous about using vibros in her bed sit as the walls were paper thin so she use to pop to the spar and over the two years used carrots,cucumber,banana, handle of her hair brush handle and her fav a water bottle filled with warm water especially the ribbed bottles.
Me hand I did experiment with veg too but that's another story .??"
You tell yours,I'll tell mine??!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to fuck a bowel of blancmange until i was caught one day.
"What are you doing???" I was asked.
I turned and glared at them. "I am so annoyed I am fucking dis custard!"
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