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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just ask

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

I have no idea

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

You become a platinum member. That sends a message to all the women here urging them to have sex with you or die as unsatisfied spinsters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't, I find that as a single guy I have much more luck writing my details on bits of paper, stuffing them in bottles and hurling them into the sea

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

Bonkers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

Bonkers

Sometimes you just need to think outside of the box ya know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't, I find that as a single guy I have much more luck writing my details on bits of paper, stuffing them in bottles and hurling them into the sea

"
stand more chance!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

That's a cunning plan.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality...

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By *ohnkezCouple over a year ago

shefiield

Pray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You become a platinum member. That sends a message to all the women here urging them to have sex with you or die as unsatisfied spinsters

As a platinum member i am requesting you come to my house with that strap-on.

I will supply the lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sit back and wait for the women to ask lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look at pics till the missus gets home wanking furiously. Then cry from all the shame.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

That's a cunning plan.....

Took a lot of thinking through that one...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

And fannys your aunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

**swoon**, you charmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality..."
Aww send em a couple of mine mate. Then when yer meet em just say " it's cold and a ain't been well "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You sit back and wait for the women to ask lol

You laugh. I have been sending first messages recently

. Hoping it might come of something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

And fannys your aunt

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

Bonkers

Sometimes you just need to think outside of the box ya know

That's novel, and hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

**swoon**, you charmer

"
I know. Sometimes I suprise myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Quite easily thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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What ppl meet for sex on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality... Aww send em a couple of mine mate. Then when yer meet em just say " it's cold and a ain't been well " "

You heard that everyone....tosh promised me cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality... Aww send em a couple of mine mate. Then when yer meet em just say " it's cold and a ain't been well "

You heard that everyone....tosh promised me cock pics

"
Shush. They will all want one

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By *chooloffilthWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Put 50p in the meter and pull the cord

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

pervert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get to know folk and then ask if they'd like to meet me.

Mad I know

pervert

It's a terrible cross to bear

I see women and just want to go up and start conversations...I feel like some kind of monster!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality... Aww send em a couple of mine mate. Then when yer meet em just say " it's cold and a ain't been well "

You heard that everyone....tosh promised me cock pics

Shush. They will all want one

Only the three people that haven't had one yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality... Aww send em a couple of mine mate. Then when yer meet em just say " it's cold and a ain't been well "

You heard that everyone....tosh promised me cock pics

Shush. They will all want one

Only the three people that haven't had one yet

"
2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just ask

hahaha,,lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Unless your hung like me, then you need to rely on a mediocre personality... Aww send em a couple of mine mate. Then when yer meet em just say " it's cold and a ain't been well "

You heard that everyone....tosh promised me cock pics

Shush. They will all want one

Only the three people that haven't had one yet

I've not had one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just go my local airport and walk like I'm chewing something..

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site."

You make it sound easy.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Easy

Me.... Want a shag

Them... Ok

90 mins later, my cock is up their arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy. "
It is easy for women lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site."

It's also not a very sociable site for some men. They could talk until their faces turn blue and no one would answer

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan over a year ago

Halifax

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site."

Spot on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You sit back and wait for the women to ask lol

"
shag has to beat them off with a bush or throw haribo and run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send me your secret

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Get your coat, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

It's also not a very sociable site for some men. They could talk until their faces turn blue and no one would answer

T u m b l e w e e d.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Get your coat, you've pulled

"
Really ? Shit first time that's worked. I was just trying to look cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You sit back and wait for the women to ask lol

shag has to beat them off with a bush or throw haribo and run

"
lol yes I do and I need to hide behind some of the bushes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck messages normally go down a treat !

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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Get a reply - not thank you.

Go through all of the above at least ten times

Get a reply, chat but no meet.

Go through all of the above at least 5 times.

And finally get to meet and enjoy someone wonderful.

Patience - it's worth it on the end!

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

I'm not sexually experienced.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Get a reply - not thank you.

Go through all of the above at least ten times

Get a reply, chat but no meet.

Go through all of the above at least 5 times.

And finally get to meet and enjoy someone wonderful.

Patience - it's worth it on the end! "

Bloody hell! Surely you'd be a long way down your wish list by then! I am not a lion

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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The trick is to message people, chat in the chat room, get to know people in the forum and go to socials and clubs and meet people in real life and not off fab.

Works for me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a reply - not thank you.

Go through all of the above at least ten times

Get a reply, chat but no meet.

Go through all of the above at least 5 times.

And finally get to meet and enjoy someone wonderful.

Patience - it's worth it on the end! "

So very true!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have no idea "
are you really good looking if you are I have a theory you will be successful at a club you may be penniless but couples will find you more acceptable as you stare at them having sex in a public room of course if youre ugly then forget that route it's back to the drawing board ,reading women's profiles sending informative interesting witty messages to them until eventually they reply ,it may not be the reply you were hoping for but it's a start ,a social meet a verification an unexplained block or 50 and you will be a seasoned fabber

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ask nicely.

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By *oyuer99Man over a year ago

PRESTON

you may find it easier with yourself. lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I ask nicely. "
I'll test this one: please can I have sex with you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you find out, Let me know.

It's definitely not working for me

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"When you find out, Let me know.

It's definitely not working for me

"
yet....

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

Get your coat, you've pulled

Really ? Shit first time that's worked. I was just trying to look cool

You know what they say, 1st time for everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy. "

What, hiring an escort or talking to people?

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ask nicely. "

I bet you say 'please' and 'thank you' too !

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

What, hiring an escort or talking to people?"

All I've ever had is rejection from women so don't know what to say or how to get sex

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"You sit back and wait for the women to ask lol

Works for me.

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

"I don't, I find that as a single guy I have much more luck writing my details on bits of paper, stuffing them in bottles and hurling them into the sea

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I simply don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

What, hiring an escort or talking to people?

All I've ever had is rejection from women so don't know what to say or how to get sex "

How about speaking to 'women' and building a rapport ! A bit of banter never hurt anybody !

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

And fannys your aunt

And Dick will soon be your very best friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy. "

It is! It's human interaction, it's not rocket surgery...

Just talk to people without thinking with your cock first...big brain, not little brain...

Brain control, there's your answer

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sex?!

You people have sex?

You mean like actual fucking?

Naked??!

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Collect 6 tokens from special packs of Fab Flakes then send £2.50 p&p.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex?!

You people have sex?

You mean like actual fucking?

Naked??!

Wow!

I've heard the rumours too

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Sex?!

You people have sex?

You mean like actual fucking?

Naked??!

Wow!

Sometimes they keep some clothing or heels on but naked is fairly common, I hear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex?!

You people have sex?

You mean like actual fucking?

Naked??!

Wow!

Nahhhhhhh, can't be right.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"I'm not sexually experienced. "

That's probably not the best thing to say on here if you want to actually get any meets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We left our place at 8 and have had 2 great meets so far - might just fit one more in before go home in half an hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not sexually experienced. "

Nor are we

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

What, hiring an escort or talking to people?

All I've ever had is rejection from women so don't know what to say or how to get sex "

Really, you won't get a sympathy shag from this site. You've got to try and sound at least a little competent and confident.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Sex?!

You people have sex?

You mean like actual fucking?

Naked??!

Wow!

Not all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

It is! It's human interaction, it's not rocket surgery...

Just talk to people without thinking with your cock first...big brain, not little brain...

Brain control, there's your answer

Or , alternatively meet us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

It is! It's human interaction, it's not rocket surgery...

Just talk to people without thinking with your cock first...big brain, not little brain...

Brain control, there's your answer

Or , alternatively meet us

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

It is! It's human interaction, it's not rocket surgery...

Just talk to people without thinking with your cock first...big brain, not little brain...

Brain control, there's your answer

Or , alternatively meet us

I hope to, soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

It is! It's human interaction, it's not rocket surgery...

Just talk to people without thinking with your cock first...big brain, not little brain...

Brain control, there's your answer

Or , alternatively meet us

Oooh...say, a week on Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

You make it sound easy.

It is! It's human interaction, it's not rocket surgery...

Just talk to people without thinking with your cock first...big brain, not little brain...

Brain control, there's your answer

Or , alternatively meet us

Oooh...say, a week on Friday?

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

I can talk to women but they always want to be friends instead of wanting to fuck. Or they say that I'm too skinny which hurts me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is not a sex sight so try face book

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By *mallteaserWoman over a year ago

Central

Just be yourself if it's meant to happen it will x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you should try crying

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"I don't, I find that as a single guy I have much more luck writing my details on bits of paper, stuffing them in bottles and hurling them into the sea

stand more chance! "

Didn't Sting once sing a song about this?

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

A wink should do it, works for every other guy on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wink should do it, works for every other guy on here

"
hey I sent you a wink when do I reap the benefit x

hugs

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

I turn left...go straight through the double doors and then it's the second door on the right. Otherwise, I tend to veer left at the fork in the road and go straight over at the lights.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't, I find that as a single guy I have much more luck writing my details on bits of paper, stuffing them in bottles and hurling them into the sea

stand more chance!

Didn't Sting once sing a song about this?

"
message in a bottle ,message in a bottle xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's definately a knack to it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wink should do it, works for every other guy on here

Aha, so that's where I'm going wrong!

I tried conversation, but I'll do this from now on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not sexually experienced. "

At 33 years old?! Have you tried reading up on the matter?

Here's a novel idea: how about you stop talking about getting and start thinking about giving?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can talk to women but they always want to be friends instead of wanting to fuck. Or they say that I'm too skinny which hurts me. "

What words exactly do you use to make them "want to be friends"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried a wheel barrow ,just chuck a woman or man in it whatever's your preference and off you go

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Have you tried a wheel barrow ,just chuck a woman or man in it whatever's your preference and off you go

Nah, that is far too civilised

I just knock him unconscious with a club (Golf) and drag him into a cave (Golf - Clark NJ)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"I can talk to women but they always want to be friends instead of wanting to fuck. Or they say that I'm too skinny which hurts me.

What words exactly do you use to make them "want to be friends"?"

It's not the words itself. I can talk to women I'm not interested in but women that I like make me freeze up and go speechless.

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"I can talk to women but they always want to be friends instead of wanting to fuck. Or they say that I'm too skinny which hurts me.

What words exactly do you use to make them "want to be friends"?

It's not the words itself. I can talk to women I'm not interested in but women that I like make me freeze up and go speechless. "

I can see that may be a problem face-to-face but hardly one online I'd have thought....

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

OK.. Here's my secret... Guaranteed to get you sex with a woman.. Or two.. Even three ..

As I say, guaranteed, 100?, just scroll down

Further down

No, even further down..

Keep going down...

After all that going down, I'm all shagged out.. What was the question again? ?

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"OK.. Here's my secret... Guaranteed to get you sex with a woman.. Or two.. Even three ..

As I say, guaranteed, 100?, just scroll down

Further down

No, even further down..

Keep going down...

After all that going down, I'm all shagged out.. What was the question again? ?

Damn.. It removed all the blank lines and spoiled my lil joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OK.. Here's my secret... Guaranteed to get you sex with a woman.. Or two.. Even three ..

As I say, guaranteed, 100?, just scroll down

Further down

No, even further down..

Keep going down...

After all that going down, I'm all shagged out.. What was the question again? ?

Chucks a sanatogen at Red

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By *rvoyuerMan over a year ago

Luton

"You sit back and wait for the women to ask lol

You laugh. I have been sending first messages recently

. Hoping it might come of something "

Love a proactive woman!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried a wheel barrow ,just chuck a woman or man in it whatever's your preference and off you go

Nah, that is far too civilised

I just knock him unconscious with a club (Golf) and drag him into a cave (Golf - Clark NJ)

"
hehe but they would be unconscious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?"
are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

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By *lighty1Woman over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

"All I've ever had is rejection from women so don't know what to say or how to get sex "

I would suggest you need to re-think your approach. To talk about "how to get sex" suggests a selfish attitude on your part. If your interactions with the women of fab demonstrate that you are only thinking of yourself, this would be very offputting. None of us are here for someone else's pleasure, intimacy is supposed to be a 2-way thing.

I would suggest you do some more research in the Chat Rooms. You will see prime examples of what *not* to do, as selfish men get slapped back. However, watch how the successful guys interact with the women chatters, and this will help you understand how to modify your own behaviour.

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"All I've ever had is rejection from women so don't know what to say or how to get sex

Women have picked up on me wanting to "get" sex. This is not what I meant. I don't have sex. Whilst feelings of loneliness. Sexless nights. Looking for sex with a woman. Giving and getting. Intimacy and fucking. I want to be wanted sexually is that such a bad thing?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

Get a reply - not thank you.

Go through all of the above at least ten times

Get a reply, chat but no meet.

Go through all of the above at least 5 times.

And finally get to meet and enjoy someone wonderful.

Patience - it's worth it on the end! "

big love and hugs flirty xxx

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"I just ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just ask

LOL!!!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All I've ever had is rejection from women so don't know what to say or how to get sex

Do you have to go to a swingers ' site for this?

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By *huramMan over a year ago

London

This is a, meet for a coffee and have a pleasant chat about the weather, website.

If you want to have actual sex, you might as well hire an escort.

Or push the boat out and hire two at the same time.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Requirements...

1. A sense of humour

2. Self respect

3. Ability to communicate

4. Persistence

5. Patience

For more detail, sign up for my course..

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send a few cock pics and Bobs yer uncle

And Fanny's your aunt!!

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxx"
yes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

"
it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?"
tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

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By *aughty Wigan CoupleCouple over a year ago

Wigan

How do you get sex?

I just say, excuse me young man, Im feeling a bit naughty, do you fancy some sex.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just ask

This

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

Thanks; I knew that; was just checking if you did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

Thanks; I knew that; was just checking if you did

have you got one then ,I know a woman on fab who has one xx

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

Thanks; I knew that; was just checking if you did

have you got one then ,I know a woman on fab who has one xx

I do, but its not called Tenga; this one is Lelo and comes with an RF remote control; and I hold on to the remote control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

Thanks; I knew that; was just checking if you did

have you got one then ,I know a woman on fab who has one xx

I do, but its not called Tenga; this one is Lelo and comes with an RF remote control; and I hold on to the remote control

"
hehe Awwww I would love to have a shot when you are up at the bar getting the drinks

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

Thanks; I knew that; was just checking if you did

have you got one then ,I know a woman on fab who has one xx

I do, but its not called Tenga; this one is Lelo and comes with an RF remote control; and I hold on to the remote control

hehe Awwww I would love to have a shot when you are up at the bar getting the drinks

You are wicked; and the drink will be all over the floor

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By *olitaswingsWoman over a year ago

Skewen

Ha ha very good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The forum post name alone would put me off meeting the OP.

Anyone got a flesh light he can borrow?are flesh lights made of skin as opposed to rubber ?

Damn; I have been reading that as flashlight and didn't want to look silly by asking what guys do with it

I've still no idea what they're talking about.

Don't worry; you don't need it

xxxyes he does ever heard the expression " have you seen the light cumming out of the tunnel" well it's the flesh light

I'd be serious here (for once); I checked this on the LoveHoney website; I am still not completely sure what one does with it. Is it that one sticks 'things' in it and it has a motor to, 'stimulate'?

it's one of those male toys that guys stick their cocks in it has the pussy lip entry and some vibrate xx

I guess I wasn't wrong then

I could design these things

And what is a 'Tenga'?tenga is just a brand name for toys they do a lot of them remote controlled eggs which I imagine could be good fun xx

Thanks; I knew that; was just checking if you did

have you got one then ,I know a woman on fab who has one xx

I do, but its not called Tenga; this one is Lelo and comes with an RF remote control; and I hold on to the remote control

hehe Awwww I would love to have a shot when you are up at the bar getting the drinks

You are wicked; and the drink will be all over the floor

"
yes but sense you will enjoy the reason why ,as you look up and I see that lustful grin x

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"OK.. Here's my secret... Guaranteed to get you sex with a woman.. Or two.. Even three ..

As I say, guaranteed, 100?, just scroll down

Further down

No, even further down..

Keep going down...

After all that going down, I'm all shagged out.. What was the question again? ?

Chucks a sanatogen at Red

I thought sanatogn was wine not pills.. And blue? What a funny colour for vitamins..

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

How to we get sex from here?

If you take the numeric vales of the letters H E R E you get 8 5 18 5

if you add those number together you get the number 36

if you take the square root of 36 you get 6

6 is spelt six.

And that's a close as you're going to get to sex from here if you keep writing winging threads like this one.

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By *rotiquexxx OP Man over a year ago

Unquenchable Desires

"How to we get sex from here?

If you take the numeric vales of the letters H E R E you get 8 5 18 5

if you add those number together you get the number 36

if you take the square root of 36 you get 6

6 is spelt six.

And that's a close as you're going to get to sex from here if you keep writing winging threads like this one.

wasn't winging. Don't know how.

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

Meeting someone helps a lot

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"How to we get sex from here?

If you take the numeric vales of the letters H E R E you get 8 5 18 5

if you add those number together you get the number 36

if you take the square root of 36 you get 6

6 is spelt six.

And that's a close as you're going to get to sex from here if you keep writing winging threads like this one.

And the pronunciation in German gets one even closer, but only, closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to a club or look for any socials organised in your area.

Be proactive, get out there and show yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

With your attitude, you probably would be disappointed in clubs.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Sex?!

You people have sex?

You mean like actual fucking?

Naked??!

Wow!

Not totally naked, I sometimes leave my socks on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I leave my bra on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

With your attitude, you probably would be disappointed in clubs."
hehe hey they have to be disappointing all the negatives I've heard lately as a guy you pay a fortune to get in £40-70 and "you're not guaranteed sex" a quote " you're not allowed to look at people having sex in public rooms " quote ,you get ejected from the club if you do I assume with no refund ,if you're ugly well surprised you even would venture near the entrance incase they set dogs on you and in my case not interested in one off spur of moment sex ,women mostly get in free so theirs an obvious attraction for them all them free facilities paid for by the frowned upon single guys and clubs are really designed for couples anyway so not much that's attractive for me but quite enjoy commenting

hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I leave my bra on

So do I. And my skirt. Wrecks the illusion otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

With your attitude, you probably would be disappointed in clubs. hehe hey they have to be disappointing all the negatives I've heard lately as a guy you pay a fortune to get in £40-70 and "you're not guaranteed sex" a quote " you're not allowed to look at people having sex in public rooms " quote ,you get ejected from the club if you do I assume with no refund ,if you're ugly well surprised you even would venture near the entrance incase they set dogs on you and in my case not interested in one off spur of moment sex ,women mostly get in free so theirs an obvious attraction for them all them free facilities paid for by the frowned upon single guys and clubs are really designed for couples anyway so not much that's attractive for me but quite enjoy commenting

hugs

People go to socialise, to chat, to build up a connection and to have sex. They're not designed mainly for couples, I've played with one couple only in all the times I've been there. I play mainly with sexy single men who don't moan about how much it costs to get in, who are polite, friendly and who know how to behave in a club.

I have no sympathy with anyone who doesn't know how to behave in a club and gets kicked out because of their behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I say 3 hail Marys. stand on one leg. say the word candy man 3 times in a mirror. post a meet. sit and wait.

Then a few hours later I can be found in the pnb with the lads. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cross your fingers, not your legs and hope for the best!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

I have no sympathy with anyone who doesn't know how to behave in a club and gets kicked out because of their behaviour."
yes but from the stories I've seen lately you are in a minority couples getting upset with single guys ,single guys getting upset coz no-one plays with them ,guys getting upset coz it's so expensive the only winners seem to be the women who get in free ,you pitstop you are a winner getting lots of nice polite guys to shag you in a club no wonder you love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

I have no sympathy with anyone who doesn't know how to behave in a club and gets kicked out because of their behaviour.yes but from the stories I've seen lately you are in a minority couples getting upset with single guys ,single guys getting upset coz no-one plays with them ,guys getting upset coz it's so expensive the only winners seem to be the women who get in free ,you pitstop you are a winner getting lots of nice polite guys to shag you in a club no wonder you love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ones getting upset are the ones acting like knobs.

Stop focusing on the negatives all the time, it's boring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people ! "

I've always had a lovely time, going to one on Fri again actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people !

I've always had a lovely time, going to one on Fri again actually

So am I!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people !

I've always had a lovely time, going to one on Fri again actually

So am I! "

Oh, hang on....I'm so full of crap...I'm going Saturday, the unit in Blackpool if all goes to plan

Where you off Fri?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

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You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people !

I've always had a lovely time, going to one on Fri again actually

So am I!

Oh, hang on....I'm so full of crap...I'm going Saturday, the unit in Blackpool if all goes to plan

Where you off Fri?

Kestrels, so I can see how many single men I can have a go at and get kicked out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offer them cake and chocolate on arrival.

You can do what you want with them after.

Full fact that birds will do any thing for a jammie dodger or a custard cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people !

I've always had a lovely time, going to one on Fri again actually

So am I!

Oh, hang on....I'm so full of crap...I'm going Saturday, the unit in Blackpool if all goes to plan

Where you off Fri?

Kestrels, so I can see how many single men I can have a go at and get kicked out

Yeah, I hear it's a sport in clubs, get the guys in, rinse their wallets and out the door with them...that's accurate right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

You say "I've heard"

Don't rely on rumour and hearsay...clubs aren't that way as far as I've seen...ok. I've not been to many but the ones I've been to have been fine

I think clubs are a great way of meeting people !

I've always had a lovely time, going to one on Fri again actually

So am I!

Oh, hang on....I'm so full of crap...I'm going Saturday, the unit in Blackpool if all goes to plan

Where you off Fri?

Kestrels, so I can see how many single men I can have a go at and get kicked out

Yeah, I hear it's a sport in clubs, get the guys in, rinse their wallets and out the door with them...that's accurate right?

Yep! They so much as look at me and I complain about them being pervs

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By *nleashedCrakenMan over a year ago

Widnes

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

There are two major stereo on fab. One is the over eager, desperate single male, the other is the overly expedient couple who think the swinging seen is designed for them and them alone. Whilst both these stereo types seem to exist in quite large numbers on the forums I've yet to meet either type out in the real world or at a club. However, judging from reports both must exist and be going.

I personally enjoy going to some of the clubs occasionally, in particular Townhouse, AbFabs and JayDees. Some evenings are better than others. I agree that there is a problem with their pricing model which can lead to both the wrong sort of single guy or couple attending but it's not really a serious problem. Generally the clubs are good fun and, even if you don't 'get your end away' first time (which you probably won't) are a good place to meet other swingers, get known and get verifications; all of which will increase your chances of meeting other women on this site.

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"How to we get sex from here?

If you take the numeric vales of the letters H E R E you get 8 5 18 5

if you add those number together you get the number 36

if you take the square root of 36 you get 6

6 is spelt six.

And that's a close as you're going to get to sex from here if you keep writing winging threads like this one.

hahahaha excellent...

made me chuckle for first time today..thankyou xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes go to a club and be penniless as well as disappointed hehe

hugs

I've played with a few first timers at clubs. I was lucky on my first time to a club and was looked after very well so now I want to make sure other newbies are looked after too so I make a point of saying hello to them and showing them around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is this sex? Can I drink it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you look after yourself, and positive and enjoy mixing with others, it really should just be an extension of what you already have.

Amazes me the attitude of so many.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You become a platinum member. That sends a message to all the women here urging them to have sex with you or die as unsatisfied spinsters

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hey I'm a platinum member and I havnt got any sex out of it yet ,I'm asking for my money back

hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site."

But a like minded person could be someone also just looking for sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you just want sex, find an escort.

If you want to talk to like minded people, socialize and maybe connect with someone to a degree where you both wish to be intimate, stay here.

It's not a sex site.

But a like minded person could be someone also just looking for sex"

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a sex site.

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