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What's the horniest thing anybody's ever said to you during sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol the other day Mrs GNB said to me "you own this pussy, this pussy is yours, it belongs to you... you can do whatever you want to it, and whoever you want to have it can have it."
Quite liked that one...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol the other day Mrs GNB said to me "you own this pussy, this pussy is yours, it belongs to you... you can do whatever you want to it, and whoever you want to have it can have it."
Quite liked that one...
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Wow - very horny. My wife has said something similar to me and it made me rock hard.  |
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"I want your cock up my arse "
Similar but different...the first time I had sex with an exgf of mine, she reached behind and eased my cock out of her pussy. Then she eased it into her ass.
Not a word spoken, but I did as she wished. 
She is Dutch, so that may have been something to do with it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol the other day Mrs GNB said to me "you own this pussy, this pussy is yours, it belongs to you... you can do whatever you want to it, and whoever you want to have it can have it."
Quite liked that one...
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Hot! |
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A long term girfriend said to me while we were fucking .... I want to feel you your cum inside of me ...... It turned me on so much I did very quickly after ..she'd already cum so it was all good ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not to me but two things Bee said during 3somes still raise a twitch.
To a woman who was sucking me,
'swallow it, take all his spunk'
And to a bloke who was wanking over her as she knelt down looking up at him
Give me your spunk, all over my face,I deserve it' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im very much into naughty talk while having fun. My husband is always getting me going with the things he says.
He text me earlier saying he cant wait to get home to fill my pussy with his cock, and let me feel it throb inside while he fills me with his cum! I cant wait now!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dunno about the horniest things but a girl once slapped me during sex while she was on top because I made her cum ?  I was like is that not the point ???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want your cock up my arse
Similar but different...the first time I had sex with an exgf of mine, she reached behind and eased my cock out of her pussy. Then she eased it into her ass.
Not a word spoken, but I did as she wished.
She is Dutch, so that may have been something to do with it "
Should have slipped a dildo in her fanny. You could have gone double Dutch then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol the other day Mrs GNB said to me "you own this pussy, this pussy is yours, it belongs to you... you can do whatever you want to it, and whoever you want to have it can have it."
Quite liked that one...
Hot! "
Yes... yes you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol the other day Mrs GNB said to me "you own this pussy, this pussy is yours, it belongs to you... you can do whatever you want to it, and whoever you want to have it can have it."
Quite liked that one...
Love that very much
Hot! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing particularly ground breaking but the first time I fucked an ex we were getting all hot & I'd stripped her & had plenty of enjoyable foreplay when she moaned 'I want you in me now' I was as rock hard as I've ever been! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a meet not so long ago where we both came at exactly the same time... Very horny, very erotic and she just lay there and said "Well thats never happened before"... Needless to say made me smile |
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I recently revisited an ex (supposed to be just friends). She said, as I penetrated,
"Oh, God I've missed you!".
She isn't religious and I'm certainly not a God.
I've been down on a woman and she's said, during an intense orgasm,
"grrrr, don't touch me!"...
whilst her muscles were either going into spasm or locking stiff.
The same woman now likes to be fucked really hard whilst she's having an orgasm.
Another said with a big smile after I went down on her,
"oooh, you can do that again."
On the flip side, I've had,
"Oh, will you hurry up and cum!" :/
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's kinda not pc n it isn't said in a racist way but I love being called a paki whore dirty slut... in bed..."
I think I'd draw the line at "paki", but if ypu want to come to my house I'll happily belittle,abuse and demoralise you... in a good way, obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I remember a guy saying fuck me z! Your so tight as I lowered my self on to him
Sometimes words aren't needed
Today my fb come over. We were having sex spooning it just wet and sticky. I pulled forward and adjusted myself so he entered my arse
I replied do you know where you are ?
He replied. Yes in Lincolnshire. |
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I once pulled a girl on a night out and she said she wanted to go to a strip club together. I was happy to oblige, while we were getting a dance together she whispered in my ear 'take me home and fuck my ass'. Very hot, but not the kind of girl you take home to your mum. |
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"I once pulled a girl on a night out and she said she wanted to go to a strip club together. I was happy to oblige, while we were getting a dance together she whispered in my ear 'take me home and fuck my ass'. Very hot, but not the kind of girl you take home to your mum."
Not when she has asked you that...your mum would be quite put out if you analy penetrated her over tea and biccies |
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"I once pulled a girl on a night out and she said she wanted to go to a strip club together. I was happy to oblige, while we were getting a dance together she whispered in my ear 'take me home and fuck my ass'. Very hot, but not the kind of girl you take home to your mum.
Not when she has asked you that...your mum would be quite put out if you analy penetrated her over tea and biccies "
I didn't mean your mum...but that would probably put her out too |
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I've never had anything said 
But...A former work mate bragging about his weekend once told me after he finished and tge were pulling there jeans up the lady said "your the fith cu*t up me today" lol |
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From a work colleague I was fucking for a year or so: 'you have an amazing cock'. That got me even harder.
From a former one night stand: 'what do you expect me to do with that'. I refrained from the obvious answer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I said something last night but don't think Mr will be adding it to this post. Top tip girls, saying 'fill me with your baby gravy' isn't as sexy as it first sounds! But I'm still pmsl!
Jx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always make the arrangements when we meet anyone from Fab. A few years ago I arranged for 2 guys to meet us for drinks in a bar before heading back to our place.
Mrs J was really charged that particular night & whispered in my ear at the bar "I will do anything, absolutely anything you ask me to do tonight". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After me and the ladies hubby had been giving her sex for a while she said to her hubby her pussy was sore. He said " aww have you had enough do you want to go home " ? She replied. " my pussy is sore my fucking Arse ain't " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met up with a woman , went back to hers , ripped clothes off each other and her jaw dropped and went " that's huge " but didn't stop her from sucking and swallowing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always make the arrangements when we meet anyone from Fab. A few years ago I arranged for 2 guys to meet us for drinks in a bar before heading back to our place.
Mrs J was really charged that particular night & whispered in my ear at the bar "I will do anything, absolutely anything you ask me to do tonight". "
Oooh nice, I did that! a woman I met having a crap week and I made it my mission to make sure she wanted for nothing!
LOTS of orgasms! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't stop.....ugggh, please, uuuunf, I'm gonna, *growls*, I'm gonna, *places my hand round her throat*.....hmmmmm, harder, fucking harder, I'm,I'm I'm. ..... go.....nna...... *5 second silence*....... *loud grunts, moans and squeals and some german gibberish for about 15 seconds*.......cum...... "
Then I came. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember a guy saying fuck me z! Your so tight as I lowered my self on to him
Sometimes words aren't needed
Today my fb come over. We were having sex spooning it just wet and sticky. I pulled forward and adjusted myself so he entered my arse
I replied do you know where you are ?
He replied. Yes in Lincolnshire. "
Pmsl..other way to look at it is he thinks Lincolnshire is a shit hole |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Anne has said to me "You are fucking my soul," as I gaze into her eyes as we fuck. First time I heard it I thought it was the most erotic thing anyone had ever said to me |
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After calling around to my ex wife to discuss a matter regarding our separation she answered the door dressed in a satin blouse and skirt and started rubbing her breast saying " i don't care about anything except having your cock in me. Now come to the bedroom I'm so wet and need your cock" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The least horniest thing is:
"stop fidgeting"
I shit you not.
A friend had his partner pat him on the head after sex saying "that'll do pig"
Couldn't stop laughing at that one. "
That is hilarious! |
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Ooo, fill me, I want your hot spunk deep inside me.
I've also had, stop, you're exhausting, like a Duracell bunny, I've never cum this much ever, I need a sleep ....
The worst, 'oh, go on rape me' ... That took all the passion away in an instant, it didn't return. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An ex said to me with pure lust on her face "don't make love to me, I want you to fuck me" so I did. She said she'd only cum a handful of times in her life. I made her cum 6 times that night so I must have done something right. Shame it is no more. She was so horny and dirty. |
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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago
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The other night he said to me while I was on top 'wow I love fucking you!' To which all I could say was 'I bloody hope so, or this is very awkward!'
He laughed, gave me a very intense kiss, flipped me over and fucked me so hard I nearly fell off the bed...gooooooooood times!!!!! |
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