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Cheesiest pick up lines - And did they work?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

After receiving a complete cheddar of a message, I'm curious to hear the best, worst and funniest pick-up lines you've heard. Or used. And the reaction lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Curtsy of my twisted brother

As long as I have a face you have somewhere to sit n it's leaving in 5 mins so be on it lmfao

And yes I have seen it used n work lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"After receiving a complete cheddar of a message, I'm curious to hear the best, worst and funniest pick-up lines you've heard. Or used. And the reaction lol x"
were you arrested earlier it's gotta be illegal to look that good boom boom and unfortunately it worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a carpenter ,I wish you were a door then I could bang you all day long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are those star wars knickers because your arse is out of this world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've lost my teddy so will you sleep with me instead?

Yep it worked on me! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Curtsy of my twisted brother

As long as I have a face you have somewhere to sit n it's leaving in 5 mins so be on it lmfao

And yes I have seen it used n work lol

Haha, all aboard the Face train!! That's funny as fuck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After receiving a complete cheddar of a message, I'm curious to hear the best, worst and funniest pick-up lines you've heard. Or used. And the reaction lol xwere you arrested earlier it's gotta be illegal to look that good boom boom and unfortunately it worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must be tired because You been running round my mind all day lol ....

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

A guy told me I look horny. Yes it worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's play army,I will lay on the floor and you can blow the hell out of me

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By *onnie55Man over a year ago

Port Talbot

"A guy told me I look horny. Yes it worked

You look horny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice dress gorgeous can I talk you out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sniff sniff....can you smell cheese? Sorry...didn't mean to embarrass you, but could you put your shoes back on?

It didn't work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice legs what time do they open

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

"A guy told me I look horny. Yes it worked

You look horny."

I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sent someone a message on a different internet site calling him a wank addict. It was the start of a 2 year buddy relationship

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By *ushandkittyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

I call my penis 'the tardis' it might look small on the outside but it feels bigger on the inside!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"nice legs what time do they open

This was the inspiring message I got sent earlier lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"nice legs what time do they open

This was the inspiring message I got sent earlier lol x"

oh wow lol sorry for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"nice legs what time do they open

This was the inspiring message I got sent earlier lol x

oh wow lol sorry for the reminder "

It's fine, I told him I need a clock rather than a cock to work that one out lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"nice legs what time do they open

This was the inspiring message I got sent earlier lol x

oh wow lol sorry for the reminder

It's fine, I told him I need a clock rather than a cock to work that one out lol x"

bet that confused him lol,

btw ive never used that line on anyone i just remember hearing it and thought wow you would be mortified to hear that directed at you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"nice legs what time do they open

This was the inspiring message I got sent earlier lol x

oh wow lol sorry for the reminder

It's fine, I told him I need a clock rather than a cock to work that one out lol x

bet that confused him lol,

btw ive never used that line on anyone i just remember hearing it and thought wow you would be mortified to hear that directed at you x"

I've heard worse, I just found it quite funny to be fair lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"nice legs what time do they open

This was the inspiring message I got sent earlier lol x

oh wow lol sorry for the reminder

It's fine, I told him I need a clock rather than a cock to work that one out lol x

bet that confused him lol,

btw ive never used that line on anyone i just remember hearing it and thought wow you would be mortified to hear that directed at you x

I've heard worse, I just found it quite funny to be fair lol x"

true, the cheese knows no bounds lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners.

Every time I see them, my nuts tighten.

Worked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I keep looking at your black patent shoes to se if I can see you knickers.

Also

Why are there no mucky women when you need one.

Both worked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never smiled so much as I have reading this thread...

My worst line I've used is... I wanna met you just to recreate my profile pic...

(My head between your bum cheeks)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a message from a guy on here, saying is that a mirror in your knickers cos i can see myself in them,it made us both laugh hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me, i hope you have house insurance...

Cos id love to smash your back door in...

If getting a slap is working, then this one is a winner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your eyes are like spanners.

Every time I see them, my nuts tighten.

Worked

Love it!!! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never smiled so much as I have reading this thread...

My worst line I've used is... I wanna met you just to recreate my profile pic...

(My head between your bum cheeks)"

He says that with no profile picture haha. Did it work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got a message from a guy on here, saying is that a mirror in your knickers cos i can see myself in them,it made us both laugh hard"

Haha, points for trying though. You know everyone's gonna try that one now lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excuse me, i hope you have house insurance...

Cos id love to smash your back door in...

If getting a slap is working, then this one is a winner!"

I suppose you could improve it by asking if they have insurance against flooding. But fuck it, that actually made me laugh a lot!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Ok, someone messaged me, " I'd like to plough your furrow", and no it didn't work.

But I did tell one guy, I preferred his bum picture to his face picture - that worked lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her to him "Do you like my lipstick?"

Him "Yes!"

Her reply "Would look better round your cock!"

It worked! lol

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By *exycouplesswingCouple over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Heard this when I worked in nightclubs..

Do you like chicken?

Yes?

Well get your mouth round this... It's foul!

Surprisingly they left together!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On a night out - you look lovely, whats your name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Keep 'em coming guys, not laughed this much in ages lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cocks died can I berry it in your arse :d not used yet though lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just received one that went:

'Any chance to lick your pussy X

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By *oward1978Man over a year ago

Rotherham

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh can I lol

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By *ldestswingerintownMan over a year ago

Lancaster

This is a true story - at an OU Summer School "Last Chance Disco" (ie, the one on the last night of the week), I'd been dancing with a couple of women I'd got friendly with during the week. As I was leaving I kissed both of them on the cheek - very chastely - and walked away. I hadn't gone 10 yards when one of them came running after me and said that the other one wanted me to "come back and finish the job". Needless to say I obliged - she was great fun and we had a good night together.

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