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By *uper_g OP Man
over a year ago
london |
"Bumping into friend and saying ohhhh hi when's baby due to be told the toddler in the buggy was the baby  "
Ouch!!! Thats up there in the top 10!!! Or asking when the babies due and they not preg at all!! |
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"getting so d*unk that stayed at mates house got up for loo got back in bed with his mum naked
I don't remember and not stay for breakfast "
Come on now, you can't start a story & leave us hanging  |
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Probably when I was 17/18 and screwing a woman on the floor of my bedroom and my my AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS came upstairs to have a look at the lovely rug we were doing the dirty on.
Everyone was mortified, except for my mum who twittered about as if nothing was happening. |
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"getting so d*unk that stayed at mates house got up for loo got back in bed with his mum naked
I don't remember and not stay for breakfast
Come on now, you can't start a story & leave us hanging "
Guy I know stayed at his girlfriends parents for the first time had a few too many to help him relax woke up in the middle of the night thought he was at home went to "his bathroom" and started pissing into "his toilet" in his d*unken state. Sobered up pretty quick when the parents started roaring at him for pissing on them in their bed. |
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