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Peach Perfect's prolific, prosaic profile - and other 'P'' words!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello my lovelies!
As no-one reads profiles anyway, I decided to pen one purely for my own amusement - and for those with insomnia, IBS or the terminally bored!
If you're already losing the will to live, please feel free to have a gander and - as many of you know me better than most - please feel free to let me know if I've missed anything vital (or completely inconsequential) out!
If you manage to finish it before you fall asleep/get off the toilet - please let me know so I can add a few paragraphs!
Find regards and big hugs - Peachy!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I read it all the first time I saw you post. I'm a loser, I always read profiles.
Nice pics, by the way 
-Courtney"
Thanks Hun!
You already know we all think you're gorgeous! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I looked at your first photo then didn't bother reading anything after that  "
Well I read ALL of yours - so I think you're under obligation to do the same!  |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Amendments and grammar check complete!
If anyone out there as anal about grammar and spelling as I am spots any mistakes - feel free to let me know! "
Should be a capital 'I' in the last line of the third paragraph. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That my dear is the best profile ever
Now can you bring my certificate round in person? x"
With pleasure!
And there are several other women on here who's warrant a 'personal service' I have a filth mind today - I'm thinking ffffffff! Toy parties - and neery a Lego brick in sight! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"That my dear is the best profile ever
Now can you bring my certificate round in person? x
With pleasure!
And there are several other women on here who's warrant a 'personal service' I have a filth mind today - I'm thinking ffffffff! Toy parties - and neery a Lego brick in sight! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello my lovelies!
As no-one reads profiles anyway, I decided to pen one purely for my own amusement - and for those with insomnia, IBS or the terminally bored!
If you're already losing the will to live, please feel free to have a gander and - as many of you know me better than most - please feel free to let me know if I've missed anything vital (or completely inconsequential) out!
If you manage to finish it before you fall asleep/get off the toilet - please let me know so I can add a few paragraphs!
Find regards and big hugs - Peachy!!
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Perfectly poignant, it's a fantastic profile and I must say, you're upfront and honest about what you are and what you want and I'd still love to meet you and fuck you.
Can you give me that therapists number please
Mistermistermac x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello my lovelies!
As no-one reads profiles anyway, I decided to pen one purely for my own amusement - and for those with insomnia, IBS or the terminally bored!
If you're already losing the will to live, please feel free to have a gander and - as many of you know me better than most - please feel free to let me know if I've missed anything vital (or completely inconsequential) out!
If you manage to finish it before you fall asleep/get off the toilet - please let me know so I can add a few paragraphs!
Find regards and big hugs - Peachy!!
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You didn't mention you're a bit of a lerch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That my dear is the best profile ever
Now can you bring my certificate round in person? x
With pleasure!
And there are several other women on here who's warrant a 'personal service' I have a filth mind today - I'm thinking ffffffff! Toy parties - and neery a Lego brick in sight! "
You ladies can thank me later for turning her Bi |
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