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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"People say that you have to be patient here but how long is too long? What if you never get a meet? Not wasting my life waiting for someone to maybe come along. "
What effort have you made to contact people? Loads of single guys on here, you have to stand out from the crowd, as they will all tell you. Maybe go to a social or a club and make friends. Good luck! |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"People say that you have to be patient here but how long is too long? What if you never get a meet? Not wasting my life waiting for someone to maybe come along. "
Kev's Courting Song.
Blown too much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask
Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off
Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nip
Do you give head very often
If we can decide your place or mine
We can fuck off then
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Might not work every time, but then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped
and kneed in the nackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well
Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On average (average being based on what I've observed during my time on the site) from online interaction alone it takes a single guy around 6months so secure their first meet "
I'm beating the curve then lol....all I'll say us sell yourself...decent profile, with good pics not just of your cock and a decently thought out first message...worked for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The basic measures of
Ditch the cockpit pic avatar, write a profile that actually says something about you (have a look at mine to see what I mean) who you are what you like (not just sex) be interesting and aproachable.
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