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Just sent this text to my local barber..
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Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full
body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..
Richard
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This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..
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"This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..
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So he's a masseuse and you want him to wax your wife.....why? |
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These people are professionals, they deal with people's naughty bits all the time but if he's straight he'll have hit the wank bank jackpot based on ur wife's pics in ur profile!!
Only thing that caught my attention was the 'facial' hehe  |
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"This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..
So he's a masseuse and you want him to wax your wife.....why?"
It gives us pleasure ., and she will have a bald puss and arse.,
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"This is my local barber he is unisex ... trained at tony and guy .. As I was getting a hair cut and shave ..we started to discuss and he mentioned that he been training to be a masseur .. And if I knew any one for massages .. I took his no .. And sent him that text ..
So he's a masseuse and you want him to wax your wife.....why?
It gives us pleasure ., and she will have a bald puss and arse.,
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That's great I only asked because normally barbers and masseurs don't normally do waxing but your guy might. I hope all three of you enjoy the experience |
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over a year ago
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I imagine you are setting a precedent there, op. I'm guessing not many would have sent a similar text to their barber. ..and in all honesty i can't see it catching on either |
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over a year ago
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Sounds like a kinky story - can see the excitement of paying for a service that evolves to something more intimate especially when the barber is gagging for your wife! |
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When it comes to someone who will be smothering hot wax on your bits and then ripping it off....you get what you pay for and I'll pay for well trained staff and a hygienic salon any day. Sorry to be a killjoy.  |
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As a ' barber'never recived such a text,
... You don't think your hairdresser was just hitting on you...
I'd be interested to know what his reply was.., he gave you his number ? Poaching clients out of the saloon is generally frowned on.,, unless it's his place.
Anyhow ; hairdresser/beautician is what you have there.
Barbers only use really really sharp things to remove things. Not wax,
And pubes is new to me. Teeth , appendix and the odd limb, all over that
barber / surgeon ... Now open wide and say argh
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"When it comes to someone who will be smothering hot wax on your bits and then ripping it off....you get what you pay for and I'll pay for well trained staff and a hygienic salon any day. Sorry to be a killjoy. "
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"These people are professionals, they deal with people's naughty bits all the time but if he's straight he'll have hit the wank bank jackpot based on ur wife's pics in ur profile!!
Only thing that caught my attention was the 'facial' hehe "
"If he's straight..."?
I don't know if this is the place to say this, but everyone calls our local barber "Flowery Jim"...
No idea why |
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"Hey
That thick landing strip is sexy!
Hope his a smooth operator.
Dare you to offer him a condom and say "Something for the weekend Sir" (Do barbers still say that LOL)"
Hey neighbour .. You will see it soon .. Thick landing strip .. We are going to the Desi party tomorrow .. |
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"It's more a kink for me .. He is of Pakistani origin wants to get in my wife pants . So offered all the above service for £55 .. That a wow deal "
Wait are you doing this because he's Pakistani?
Is this that whole weirdness thing between Indians and Pakistanis but now oddly sexual?
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"As a ' barber'never recived such a text,
... You don't think your hairdresser was just hitting on you...
I'd be interested to know what his reply was.., he gave you his number ? Poaching clients out of the saloon is generally frowned on.,, unless it's his place.
Anyhow ; hairdresser/beautician is what you have there.
Barbers only use really really sharp things to remove things. Not wax,
And pubes is new to me. Teeth , appendix and the odd limb, all over that
barber / surgeon ... Now open wide and say argh
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Hehe it's always funny after working years to get the title Dr how desperate they are to lose it and gain the title Mr :p
Good old babers |
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"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full
body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..
Richard
Has anyone done this before your comments ?? "
So your wifes getting all these treatments for 55 quid...jeez its over 50 for a decent hair colour...  |
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"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full
body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..
Richard
Has anyone done this before your comments ?? "
I think normally the person doing all that would be paying you for the privilege - I would not trust my body in the hands of someone doing that. Don't ever have my hair coloured anymore, but am careful who I let cut it. Would only go to a woman for those other services - but then again, I am bi .... Mr Law went for a message recently and was asked if he wanted a 'happy ending', refused ... why bother with something that everyone else seems to think is so naughty if you are a swinger? That is what we thought anyway .... |
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I think some people get it, and a few others dont.
it seems to me that you have chatted with your barber, laughed and joked and flirted with the idea....
then done the same with your mrs and its all getting a little bit horny, a little bit exciting and the situation for you all is gonna be lots of fun.
enjoy the build up to it....and enjoy it when it happens...and also where it might lead to.
have fun
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"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full
body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..
Richard
Has anyone done this before your comments ??
So your wifes getting all these treatments for 55 quid...jeez its over 50 for a decent hair colour... "
Yeah we know .. |
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"Hello lucky . Spoke to my wife .. She wants full facial,full body waxing including bikini line remove hair from intimate areas ,full
body massage ..hair colour and trim .. On a regular basis . But want a good discount ..
Richard
Where was the happy ending offered???
Has anyone done this before your comments ??
I think normally the person doing all that would be paying you for the privilege - I would not trust my body in the hands of someone doing that. Don't ever have my hair coloured anymore, but am careful who I let cut it. Would only go to a woman for those other services - but then again, I am bi .... Mr Law went for a message recently and was asked if he wanted a 'happy ending', refused ... why bother with something that everyone else seems to think is so naughty if you are a swinger? That is what we thought anyway ...."
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