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over a year ago
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
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Great stuff sounds fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."
That's sick. |
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"I do know someone who runs a pub, her hubby uses a cucmber on her then they slice it up and put it in the sandwhiches for the unaware pool team."
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"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards 
Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?
Or a 'whine'  "
Think he meant that grapes are used to make wine and after a good fucking those grapes may have just turned into that and be flowing freely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards
Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?
Or a 'whine'
Think he meant that grapes are used to make wine and after a good fucking those grapes may have just turned into that and be flowing freely "
Lol I just do it because i find it incrediblysexy and erotic to eat from a pussy |
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
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I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.
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I'm considering binning a multi-pack of Snickers now, just in case! |
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
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I would have thought a Curly Wurly would have been more the "weapon of choice". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.
I'm considering binning a multi-pack of Snickers now, just in case! "
Thats just nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
Mars in Uranus  "
Genius |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did he say .. That's funny I'm sure I only put one Mars bar up there
Or
" When did they start putting sweetcorn in these?"
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Went in as a Mars Bar and came out a Picnic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my mates is an A&E nurse. Have a chat with her and you will soon realise that there is not a lot that people haven't, or haven't attempted to, stick up their arse!!!! Or on the end of their cocks, or in their fannies. She has seen it all  "
I know of an incident where a guy was seen in A+E, he had shoved his willy up a tubular steel table leg, the poor finish on the cut on the leg had left jagged bits and he couldn't pull himself out.
It gets better.
He lived in a bedsit and attached to the table was a portable TV (we are talking 1980's).
Also did I mention he had travelled to the Hospital by bus.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards
Does she let out a little wine when you fuck her?
Or a 'whine'
oh dear!!!!
Think he meant that grapes are used to make wine and after a good fucking those grapes may have just turned into that and be flowing freely "
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
I would have thought a Curly Wurly would have been more the "weapon of choice". "
Can we get off this TOPIC ] |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Curious as too what the strangest thing you have had inserted in to your cavities.
Just had a lovely guy cum in my arse then he pushed a mars bar up there and ate it.!!!!
I can't unread this, the mars bar in my fridge will now go to waste…. off to mars bar heaven feeling he never achieved what he put on this earth for. Worthless.
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Give it to a homeless guy :p |
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"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards "
I hope you count them in and then out - I'm sure a fermenting grape up the foof can't be healthy! |
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"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards
I hope you count them in and then out - I'm sure a fermenting grape up the foof can't be healthy! "
Or it could be a new way to start a vineyard. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I always enjoy placing some grapes inside a pussy, fucking her then eating them out of her afterwards
I hope you count them in and then out - I'm sure a fermenting grape up the foof can't be healthy! "
Shove a grape up me and no amount of groping would retrieve it. It would be wandering aimlessly around my body seeking a way out.
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Have at various times of the year inserted into pussy and arse of my wife, assorted garden produce. Cucumbers, both smooth and ridged versions, courgettes of different sizes and shapes, cherry and ordinary tomates, grapes, blaxkberries, raspberries,strawberries, ice pops, sweet corn both large and small, chillies)and long peppers, peeled root ginger) Anya potatoes (very knobbly) carrots, !ong radishes (mooli) parsnips, green and dried broad Bean pods and runner bean pods are fab as an alternative to Thai beads!!!!! Plus the usual chocolate bars like Ripple and Flake but especially the knobbly ones like Pinic and Lion bars |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an accident at work. Fell on a fence. The injury was very close to my ass hole. The nurse held my hand saying it may be a bit un pleasant as the doctor slid a finger right into my ass. I loved it. Oops. And I'm straight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had an accident at work. Fell on a fence. The injury was very close to my ass hole. The nurse held my hand saying it may be a bit un pleasant as the doctor slid a finger right into my ass. I loved it. Oops. And I'm straight."
Bad doctor. I've now tried a banana and a cucumber. Still straight but it feels good. |
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