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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hello my lovelies!

I've noticed (most recently on the single ladies thread) that whatever the topic many of us are so cheeky/shallow/fun/insert your own description that -whatever the topic - we're soon having a good old fashioned flirt!

Sooooo - now there's no pretence at a topic (though we can have 'World Peace - is it achievable?' If you need one!

So get flirting!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You first... you sexy minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh hello!

How the hell are you??

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By *ommando4Man  over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"Oh hello!

How the hell are you?? "

You look simply stunning in that outfit. Your father was a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have no idea what you are going on about luv but you are gorgeous so I would flirt with you any time

And then some

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"Hello my lovelies!

I've noticed (most recently on the single ladies thread) that whatever the topic many of us are so cheeky/shallow/fun/insert your own description that -whatever the topic - we're soon having a good old fashioned flirt!

Sooooo - now there's no pretence at a topic (though we can have 'World Peace - is it achievable?' If you need one!

So get flirting! "

Good afternoon Peach, Peach by name and peachy by nature, it seems (and looks) - you can three F me any time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in "

I'll give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh hello!

How the hell are you??

You look simply stunning in that outfit. Your father was a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes "

Plays with hair, and bats eyelashes at the handsome naked man

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in "

If it isn't the best thing to come from the toon since...Errm...Jimmy Nail

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You just can't help yourself Elaine! Ha ha ha!

I do love a good flirt...amongst other things...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if i was in2 girls then id take you to heaven and back lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in

If it isn't the best thing to come from the toon since...Errm...Jimmy Nail "

That's up there with the best ;-D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in

I'll give you one."

Oh go on then....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't flirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh hello!

How the hell are you??

You look simply stunning in that outfit. Your father was a thief, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes "

So is she quite fit then?

Tell her to send me a friend invite , you clearly have influence in high places

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt "

With balls like that who needs to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

With balls like that who needs to flirt "

yeah but I've only got one it puts em off

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more? "

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off "

It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

"

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello my lovelies!

I've noticed (most recently on the single ladies thread) that whatever the topic many of us are so cheeky/shallow/fun/insert your own description that -whatever the topic - we're soon having a good old fashioned flirt!

Sooooo - now there's no pretence at a topic (though we can have 'World Peace - is it achievable?' If you need one!

So get flirting! "

peach 24 Feb pic mmmm hope you gave her an up and under xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off

It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry!"

that's what I say about my cock but they laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray...."

oooo I love it when yer talk dirty x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off

It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry! that's what I say about my cock but they laugh x"

With humour or fright? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

With balls like that who needs to flirt yeah but I've only got one it puts em off

It's big enough to make up for the lack of one, don't you worry! that's what I say about my cock but they laugh x

With humour or fright? x"

ah that might be it !!! I was thinking it was humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt "

Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! "

you wanna stick a pin in it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! you wanna stick a pin in it "

Pin- dart, not fussy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Oh i love a good flirt so in my best Joey accent hello how you doing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray.... oooo I love it when yer talk dirty x "

I think, Sir, you mistake me for a woman of ill repute! *fans face frantically*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt "
got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt

Yeah and the reason you had to use a ball is cos your pants caught fire! you wanna stick a pin in it

Pin- dart, not fussy "

can't yer just let it down by the valve. Just incase

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray...."

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray.... oooo I love it when yer talk dirty x

I think, Sir, you mistake me for a woman of ill repute! *fans face frantically*"

Fan faster yer blushing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person "
tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more? "

There's room for all my lovely!

I'm out for dinner shortly so need a shower!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never flirt with anyone. It just isn't in my nature but would you mind just coming over here for a minute please. I want to tell you something. Thank you. Now, a little closer if you could its a secret you see. I'll have to whisper it to you.

Oh (giggles) I'm ever so sorry I didn't realise I'd put my hand there. How cheeky resting of me resting my hand on your thigh,but it just looks so, big and strong.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x "
Nice ball

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball"
Thankyou I am very proud of it xx

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

I am on the way to work...so can I have a blanket flirt?

All you ladies look amazing and I want you so badly. Let's chat

That's a kind of cut and paste flirt

But equally as genuine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I never flirt with anyone. It just isn't in my nature but would you mind just coming over here for a minute please. I want to tell you something. Thank you. Now, a little closer if you could its a secret you see. I'll have to whisper it to you.

Oh (giggles) I'm ever so sorry I didn't realise I'd put my hand there. How cheeky resting of me resting my hand on your thigh,but it just looks so, big and strong. "

oooops hark at me with my flies open

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a slight fetish for leather.... Please send close up pic of the soffa cheers

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx "
you should ibta very nice ball

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

flirting comes hard to me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx you should ibta very nice ball "
it's gone now. It's under this towel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}"

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! "

you haven't ! I've got em

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em "

I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em

I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? "

you saying I have a fat ass ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em

I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? you saying I have a fat ass ? "

I'd better have a good long look before answering.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! you haven't ! I've got em

I thought you looked a little uncomfortable. Bit tight are they? you saying I have a fat ass ?

I'd better have a good long look before answering....."

waits and taps fingers

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"Hey Peachy! Is there room on that couch for one more?

Nell Nell Nell…. if you are looking for a couch ..{taps hand on empty space next to me on couch…}

Why Monsieur! I do believe you are trying to lead me astray....

I do believe you are right {tapping hand on empty lap now…}

*hitches up skirt just a little too high before placing derriere on empty lap*

Oh! I seem to have forgotten my underwear today! "

An there was me thinking you were e lady of ill repute… As you sit down, that isn't my phone in my pocket that is pressing into your bare behind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't keep this up! Shall we cut to the chase and get on with a 3some?

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington


"I can't keep this up! Shall we cut to the chase and get on with a 3some? "

Haha, best response yet.

But for the record, I can keep mine up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did i hear talk of a 3some

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think you have 'come to bed' eyes

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By *ommando4Man  over a year ago

South Co. Dublin


"I think you have 'come to bed' eyes "

I luv the skid marks on your white jocks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your place? Mine? Or right here on the floor?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I think you have 'come to bed' eyes

I luv the skid marks on your white jocks "

Filthy beast! at your age!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone fucked yet?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx you should ibta very nice ball it's gone now. It's under this towel "
Oh il have to have a look...just to make sure its still there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good Evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't flirt got a big enough ball there tosh or are you just a really tiny person tiny with a massive ball. But life is what you are given x Nice ball Thankyou I am very proud of it xx you should ibta very nice ball it's gone now. It's under this towel Oh il have to have a look...just to make sure its still there "
you mean I have to drop the towel ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no is this a bad lines thread? I'm in

I'll give you one.

Oh go on then...."

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