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"He has to make me laugh I like nice eyes He has to be intelligent He has to be kind He has to be truthful He has to be older than me He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star "Damn...3 out of 7  | |||
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"Older Taller Dark hair Piercing blue eyes 8" knob Sorted "I will have one of them as well please. sounds lip licking good... | |||
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"Older Taller Dark hair Piercing blue eyes 8" knob Sorted "shit 3 out of 5 and 7" lol nearly  | |||
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"He has to make me laugh I like nice eyes He has to be intelligent He has to be kind He has to be truthful He has to be older than me He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star "4/7 could become 5/7 if we ever met . That puts me in the lead lol | |||
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"He has to make me laugh I like nice eyes He has to be intelligent He has to be kind He has to be truthful He has to be older than me He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star "Make her laugh................... check (I'm sure I can do it) Have nice eyes................... check Be intelligent................... check (I've got letters after my name, don't you know!) Be truthful...................... check Be older than Mrs Iconic......... oh bugger
Have less hair than Mrs Iconic... check
6 outta 7... damn, I was so close.
I nearly hit the jackpot but all I'll get is my Bus Fare Home. Look what you could've won. There's nothing in this game for two-in-a-bed | |||
"a pulse is always a good start :P" Hahaha, that's like a friend of mine who I work with - his only criteria for pulling a girl on a Saturday night is that she has to be a) warm; and b) breathing. | |||
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"He has to make me laugh I like nice eyes He has to be intelligent He has to be kind He has to be truthful He has to be older than me He has to have less hair than me, or he would end up looking like an 80s rock star
Make her laugh................... check (I'm sure I can do it)
Have nice eyes................... check
Be intelligent................... check (I've got letters after my name, don't you know!)
Be truthful...................... check
Be older than Mrs Iconic......... oh bugger
Have less hair than Mrs Iconic... check
6 outta 7... damn, I was so close.
I nearly hit the jackpot but all I'll get is my Bus Fare Home. Look what you could've won. There's nothing in this game for two-in-a-bed "Can I remove the "older than me" cos im worried that Im the oldest on here | |||
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"Ideal partner Mmmm lets think Oh i know Sexy leggy f..cks like a bunny good cook and at the stroke a midnight turns inta a six pack and a pizza xx "She wouldnt need to cook if shes turning into a Pizza...  | |||
"Since meeting different people on here I now realise that what I thought was my 'ideal partner' really isnt and other attributes/characteristics have proven to be much more attractive!" Such as....? Is living in Swindon one of those attributes? | |||
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"someone with a brain.....and a pulse where possible" Madame est exigent... | |||
"someone with a brain.....and a pulse where possible Madame est exigent... "exigent times call for exigent measures! | |||
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"An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect. "And his own snow plough? | |||
"An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect.
And his own snow plough?"Helicopter. | |||
"An Antonio Banderas look alike would suit me, a sense of humour and a hint of intelligence would be a bonus, and if he shags all night...... perfect.
And his own snow plough?
Helicopter. "One chopper on its way...
... when the snow clears  | |||
oh and who wants to meet up regular and not come up with excuses. | |||
"what attributes attract you first? is older/younger than you is taller/shorter than you has more hair on top than below or the other way round. neither or both anything else? " 5ft10 28 year old red headed heiress to a brewery fortune - not that I'm fussy ..... any brewery heiress will do really | |||
"a good kisser. easy going. able to have a conversation....after whenever that is
oh and who wants to meet up regular and not come up with excuses."Sounds like my kinda girl | |||
"My perfect person to shag would be a 6ft 4 rasta policeman with an irish accent "he must be the carlsberg man then lol | |||
"5ft10 28 year old red headed heiress to a brewery fortune - not that I'm fussy ..... any brewery heiress will do really" Does she have to be terminally ill as well? | |||
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"Older Taller Dark hair Piercing blue eyes 8" knob Sorted "Damn! Thats my missus and I only meet 2 out of her 5 preferences! Shall we divorce dear? Mine is dark hair, high cheek bones, nice soft lips and a GSOH.......anything else is a bonus lol | |||
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"My perfect person to shag would be a 6ft 4 rasta policeman with an irish accent "Ooh can I borrow him when you're finished with him? Sounds perfect to me. | |||
cause there is no such man, lol | |||
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i know its a bit odd but i just have a thing for big biceps and defined arms and shoulder, if they have well done sleaves as well thats just a bunus | |||
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